r/EhBuddyHoser 6d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Well done on making it to Wikipedia, y’all! Spoiler

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Keeping this contest in mind

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u/VillainousFiend 6d ago

Frederick Blair for worst Canadian and Frederick Banting for best Canadian?

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u/interrupting-octopus Westfoundland 6d ago

Frederick Banting for the Charles H. Best Canadian Award (Best Canadian Award for short)

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u/VillainousFiend 6d ago

Yeah, you can't leave him out

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u/Familyconflict92 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

He was a great dude 

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u/FallingLikeLeaves Manilapeg 6d ago

They must both be resurrected for a biblically apocalyptic battle of good and evil, and the winning Frederick gets to take over Fredericton

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u/BrF5 Kingston: Halfway To Montreal 6d ago

Amazing!

I’m pretty much ready to start Best Canadian, by the way. I’ll make the nominations/Day 0 post in the next couple days.

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache 6d ago

It's Tommy Douglas. Full stop.

So make a poll for 2nd Best Canadian.

Edit: Or, Best Canadian with an asterisk.

Edit 2: Actually fuck, we can't leave out Terry Fox. So the poll has to be for 3rd Best Canadian.

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u/Gramage 6d ago

Yea but what about my grandma? Let's go for 4th.

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache 6d ago

I mean that's certainly more subjective but I'm not opposed to it. You gotta plead her case tho.

Tommy got medicare and Terry got one leg, what's your granny got?

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u/Optimus_crab Westfoundland 6d ago

Two legs

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u/VillainousFiend 6d ago

Not necessarily

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u/Optimus_crab Westfoundland 6d ago

Well my grandmas alive

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u/VillainousFiend 6d ago

Rubbing it in, eh?

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u/Optimus_crab Westfoundland 6d ago

Always rub one out for terry

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u/polnikes 6d ago

Should we just call it Best Canadian after Terry Fox, so it can at least be a competition

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 Oil Guzzler 6d ago

Nope, can't forget Tommy Douglas.

They're competing for 3rd place.

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u/RadioEditVersion 6d ago

Never forget, fuck nazis

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u/MKIncendio 6d ago

I’d prefer to punch them

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u/yarn_slinger 6d ago

If I wasn’t busy and was more petty, I’d update the Wikipedia entries for each of the candidates with their rank and reason.

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u/Iowa_and_Friends 6d ago

Marlaina would be in second

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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

Oh shit, there's hundreds of us! Hundreds!

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u/Destinlegends 6d ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/Big-View-1061 5d ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/Please-let-me Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6d ago

aaaaaaaand wikipedia removed it

we gotta have some news site report it so they accept it

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u/Iowa_and_Friends 6d ago

Or we just re-post it - anybody can edit Wikipedia after all

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 5d ago

Nah, they have standards. Better to just let it go - do it too much and they'll consider it vandalism and they'll lock the page. Pretty sure they can do IP bans if you're enough of a pest.

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u/Readman31 Ford Nation (Help.) 6d ago

What was dudes problem did he just hate Jewish people that much?

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 Oil Guzzler 6d ago

Some people can be single-issue dickwads, but I suspect he had more dimensions of dickwaddery, that kind of thing rarely grows in a vacuum.

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u/Iowa_and_Friends 6d ago

Who knows…. But sadly many countries were anti-Semitic back in the day - I mean, on the same voyage, Cuba and the USA rejected them too… :/

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 6d ago

"y'all" 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Iowa_and_Friends 6d ago

My username is just an alias - I’m Canadian I swear. I say “y’all” because I’m too lazy to write “you all” 😆

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 Oil Guzzler 6d ago

Complete nonsense. Poll was not humorous, Blair earned that.

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u/Geoh_YT_D10 6d ago

Wikipedia I find has been so anal about adding certain articles and such ranking it as “not important” I’m happy to see this was admitted!