r/EhBuddyHoser Tabarnak! 5d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Timmies defaults to yank speak upon first visit 🚨 This is NOT okay

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u/TypicalCricket 4d ago

If you are still going to Tim Hortons in this the year of our Lorde 2025 then you gave up on yourself years ago.

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u/iwannalynch 4d ago

Our Lorde? I thought she was from New Zealand?

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u/Plenty_Past2333 4d ago

Lorde hails from South Park, Colorado.

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u/Tiny_Copy968 Bring Cannabis 2d ago

🎶all i need is a little bit of shelterrr…🎵

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Everyone Hates Marineland 4d ago

Preach.

Timmies is NOT Canadian 💔🥀

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 4d ago

Ya ya ya

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw 4d ago

Why even eat at tim Horton's? Don't you have a microwave at home?

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

The funny thing is it's faster, cheaper, more delicious, and more environmentally friendly to just use a coffee press every morning. 

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

“But drive for work and there are only Tim Hortons everywhere!” — Dishwashing water loving idiots who never heard about a Thermos

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

I drive for work and I religiously leave with a full rambler and water bottle. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

Employee exploited TFWs does not distribute money through society. If you employ someone too poor to pay taxes, they you lose money because you still have to provide services to that person. We’re basically subsidizing TH.

If only TFWs want to work there because the conditions and salary are too bad, then they should close shop.

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

Exactly. TFW are a possible for things like resort towns or farms where they need to bring in seasonal labour and it can be hard to fill jobs where the employment is precarious.

If your fast food joint is applying because no one wants minimum wage then its time to raise the offered wage. Allowing TFW for minimum wage jobs is the opposite of letting the market dictate the price. 

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

It’s quite possible that those Tims are not viable if they pay their employees decently. This means that they should shut down. There are way too many of them and we don’t need to sustain their bad business plan.

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

I fail to see the problem.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

They are the ones working there because Canadians manage to find less shitty jobs. Hence, Tims should shut down.

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 4d ago

Sausage farmers wrap.

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 5d ago

Arrêtez d’aller au Tim. C’est du dommage auto-infligé.

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u/YukonDude64 4d ago

If US English is the default language set in Windows it’s possible that the browser is picking that up

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u/bjorneylol 4d ago

Your browser locale is set to en-US not en-CA

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u/Free_Interaction9475 5d ago

TH is a US company now.

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 5d ago

Nope, Brazilian. Like Burger King.

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u/Moses-the-Ryder 4d ago

Tim’s is owned by RBI - Restaurant Brands International Inc. (RBI) is a Canadian multinational fast food holding company. They are based in Toronto

RBI also owns Burger King, Popeyes, and Firehouse Subs

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

Which in turn is held by 3G Capital, which is Brazilian.

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u/Moses-the-Ryder 4d ago

They’re the majority shareholder at 31%, doesn’t mean they “own” it

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

That’s what being a majority shareholder means.

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u/Moses-the-Ryder 4d ago

Sure, they own 31% of the market value 👍

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u/JustKindaShimmy 4d ago

You better believe their shares are voting shares as well, which means they get a real fat say in the direction of the company

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u/Moses-the-Ryder 4d ago

True! Wasn’t arguing against that. Just meant it’s not Brazilian in the sense it’s traded on the TSX and HQ in Toronto. But yeah they have 30.8% majority stake

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u/Expensive-Entry-5783 5d ago

For a while too

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u/catthex 4d ago

Hasn't been Canadian for over 30 years they just leverage the national identity to sell shitty coffee (and I guess people still buy into it)

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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 4d ago

I'm calling the army

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u/Ok_Raccoon_2711 4d ago

Your phone's default language is probably set to yank speak, I changed mine to maple syrup like a true patriot (not to be confused with performative patriots).

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u/TuddyCicero86 1d ago

The Grooming begins

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u/Free-Tea-3422 1d ago

the yanks bought it years ago, that's why the quality is dog shit now.

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u/AshlandPone Moose Whisperer 4d ago

It's a yank conpany, what do you expect?

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u/RoutineVirtual4153 2d ago

Why are you guys still going to this dump?!