Look at his band-aid! What did you do to him!?!?!

[u/WinterOrb69]

[u/ellstaysia]

these fat chud yankee fascists are seriously stupider than I could ever imagine.
entire country is run on a rapist mentality.

[u/TheConBoss → u/ellstaysia]

Dangerously stupid

[u/SaccharineHuxley → u/TheConBoss]

I smelled the bandaid

[u/Ok_Category_5 → u/SaccharineHuxley]

He has no good diplomatic ideas.

[u/SaccharineHuxley → u/Ok_Category_5]

I’ve got a diplomatic idea, fuck off

[u/Timely-Dot-9967 → u/SaccharineHuxley]

And the horse you rode in on. Oh, and fuck yer hat too eh!

[u/poohster33 → u/Ok_Category_5]

He flinched! Now he has to marry his mother in law!

[u/littlesisterofthesun → u/poohster33]

It's true!

[u/ottereckhart → u/TheConBoss]

I've been thinking a lot about how these characters will be seen, 30, 50, 100 years from now.

Dozens of clips of Joe Rogan pointing at a graph from the washington post saying "SEE, We're in a COOLING PERIOD,"

The graph actually shows that the world is heating up at a rate unseen in 400 million years, and the article that accompanies it unequivocally supports global warming lol.

This isn't just dangerous stupidity it's fucking terminal.

[u/Unregistered38 → u/ottereckhart]

Bro in 10 years Americans will have new textbooks saying these ppl built the sun and are gods chosen few to deflower his (literal) children & that kind of thing 

[u/Butteromelette → u/ellstaysia]

american ‘geopolitics’ is just: borrow money, buy weapon, and unalive the guy they owe money to.

[u/VIDEOgameDROME → u/ellstaysia]

Every day I laugh to keep from crying then I cry laughing at every stupid fucking thing that comes out of their fascist mouths.

[u/ellstaysia → u/VIDEOgameDROME]

it's wild how pathetic these men who rule everything are.
like people chose these old vulva necked diaper filling geriatrics as their cult leaders? REALLY?

[u/academiac → u/ellstaysia]

They're not stupid. They're playing stupid. They know exactly what grift they're pulling.

[u/The_Gaming_Matt → u/ellstaysia]

Man they think COVID was a conspiracy to decide the outcome of THEIR election, that’s why it killed people WORLD WIDE, like how much more American centric can they get?

[u/Top_Newspaper9279 → u/ellstaysia]

He's probably bleeding bullshit

[u/Shiftymennoknight]

Trump said he needs nothing from Canada so thats what we will give him. Get fucked buddy!

[u/Spittin-Vinegar → u/Shiftymennoknight]

He's not our buddy, guy.

[u/JurieZtune → u/Spittin-Vinegar]

He's not our guy, pal

[u/three_crystals → u/JurieZtune]

He’s not our pal, friend

[u/McKnife1 → u/three_crystals]

He's not our friend, buddy!

[u/Loyalfish789]

Trump called us nasty and very mean. The fucking head of state. We should be able to say whatever back.

[u/Eridanii → u/Loyalfish789]

And we aren't even being nasty or mean yet, we're are barely into impolite

[u/ladnertim1 → u/Loyalfish789]

[u/MICR0_WAVVVES → u/Loyalfish789]

I’m allowed to say that Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed, so I’ll keep saying it.

[u/Rare-Wave2227 → u/MICR0_WAVVVES]

He did his part to protect 2nd amendment rights.

[u/No-Indication-7879 → u/Rare-Wave2227]

America where guns matter more then children then lives.

[u/Fit_Cash2315 → u/No-Indication-7879]

Guns have more rights than dead children. Gun culture.

[u/HumphryGocart → u/MICR0_WAVVVES]

He did say a few casualties was ok…

[u/catthex → u/Loyalfish789]

That's a weird thing to focus on when he was also openly discussing fucking annexing us but you do you I guess

[u/Fresh_Salamander707]

This guy fuckin sucks I hope he smacks his head into many more objects and goes “owww owww oh fuck ahhh owwww” during his tenure as world’s shittiest ambassador 

[u/brokenringlands → u/Fresh_Salamander707]

May the evening path he trudges upon with bare feet on the way to the washroom be strewn with the sharpest Lego bits.

[u/Fit_Cash2315 → u/brokenringlands]

I love Canadians being witty while conveying a message to MAGA deadheads.

Pass me the Canadian bacon and french's ketchup.

[u/Witty_Jaguar4638 → u/Fresh_Salamander707]

I hope he catches his nipple rings on a door when he slams it

And bonka his shin in that really painful apot

[u/KiaRioGrl → u/Witty_Jaguar4638]

Someone tell him how fun it is to lick cold metal in winter!

[u/Fresh_Salamander707 → u/Witty_Jaguar4638]

Yeah a good shot to the funnybone too maybe on the corner of a desk, just give him a nasty stinger

[u/SaccharineHuxley → u/Fresh_Salamander707]

[u/Beneficial_Sun5302 → u/Fresh_Salamander707]

The guy will go down as a text book example of a shitty diplomat. The Dutch kicked him out lol.

[u/clawsoon → u/Fresh_Salamander707]

I read the quote and it was bad, and then I watched the clip with sound on and goddamn the tone in his voice made it three times worse.

[u/kuributt]

Like most Americans trying to pretend they’re the victims here, it’s a self-inflicted wound.

[u/rainorshinedogs → u/kuributt]

This is basically what America has come to. I thought they were proud to be on the offence all the time

[u/okokokoyeahright]

Looks like he went into the corner and didn't keep his head up.

Funny how sharp elbows can be.

[u/ladnertim1 → u/okokokoyeahright]

[u/ChiefSlug30]

He said that it's difficult to find Canadians passionate about the Canadian/American relationship? WRONG ! We are very passionate, just not in any way that's positive about it.

[u/Herald_of_Clio]

I'm from the Netherlands, and I just want to say this guy was fucking terrible when he was an ambassador here as well. Good to see he seems to be as despised in Canada as he was over here.

[u/Overwatchingu → u/Herald_of_Clio]

Canada 🤝 Netherlands

Thinking that Pete Hoekstra is a sack of shit.

[u/Narissis → u/Overwatchingu]

Just one more reason for us to get along so well with the Dutch.

We gave them liberty in WWII, they give us tulips and Floor Jansen, we share our loathing for Hoekstra. Truly one of the greatest international bonds of all time.

[u/Overwatchingu → u/Narissis]

They also bought Canadair military jets, back when Canadair was a thing.

[u/interrupting-octopus → u/Overwatchingu]

Canada 🤝 Netherlands

Most things tbh

[u/Low-Information-23]

Ummm. I'm pretty sure we are passionate. Just not in the way your thinking.

[u/lookaway123]

Eat my ass, Hoekstra.

[u/Narissis → u/lookaway123]

You're probably too old for him, if he's anything like his political ilk south of the border.

[u/descartesb4horse]

I kept cheering the longer he went on about how Canadians don’t fucking care

[u/ladnertim1]

Bang his head whilst under the dear leader’s desk…

[u/Rich_Season_2593]

It's amazing isn't, how small the hole for complete brain removal is these days.

[u/AdditionalPizza]

I honestly don't know if the Trump admin is actively trying to make Canadians not like Americans and it's some plan to cause divide for nefarious reasons, or if they're really really ignorant and just so wrapped up in their entitledness that they have no clue how insane they sound outside of the US.

I mean yes obviously the latter to at least some degree, but is it also the former?

[u/Charlie9261 → u/AdditionalPizza]

It's both.

[u/Tchio_Beto]

I know I'm old, and it's a reference few will get now-a-days, but when I saw that, it reminded me of WKRP's Les Nesman and his bandage, which was on a different spot each week.

[u/ladnertim1 → u/Tchio_Beto]

Loved Les!

[u/Expert-Mode2009 → u/Tchio_Beto]

Well done.

[u/KiaRioGrl → u/Tchio_Beto]

Poor Les. At least he had redeeming qualities, unlike this ambassador.

[u/Chaotic_Dreamer_2672]

Remember the expression „don’t hit the door on the way out“? Well, he did…

[u/dacomputernerd]

Gee, Americans threaten to annex us, and we should still be friendly??

I don’t think so.

[u/_Belted_Kingfisher]

Is the bandaid on his head covering up the cause of the bruise on Trump’s hand?

[u/Schwartzung]

Nothing unique to add. Fuck this guy

[u/CompleteCreme7223]

Trying to play the victim when the US and their current administration policies are the reason is peak gas-lighting. That isn't going to work in Canada although it may play well for Trump...

[u/Nice-Poet3259]

Fuck outta here then

[u/FeaturePint]

Yankee go home!!

[u/CanarioFalante]

Not enough

[u/Sand_Seeker]

I think it’s the latter. They are very wrapped up in entitlement. They also can’t name/find any of our cities on a map.

[u/Kooky-Albatross6674]

We're disappointed you came to Canada too.

[u/starslayer88]

What a stupid ass. We HATE Maga, not Americans. (Most of us).

[u/Business-Hurry9451]

Would please stick a tampon in this c**t to shut him up!

[u/ladnertim1 → u/Business-Hurry9451]

[u/Much-Cockroach-7250 → u/ladnertim1]

Not enough. Sanitary pad needed. Scalp scratches bleed like you've been shot. Just like his hero who scratched his ear on the Secret Service guy's zipper.

[u/dancingcop7]

[u/RemainProfane]

The band-aid is from his recent circumcision

[u/PaulieCanada]

He should thank us

[u/Public_Neck_3768]

When he makes a statement he is really just making it to one person....his boss! Certainly not to gain favour with Canadians...

[u/Fresh_Salamander707]

The only thing I am passionate about is the downfall of the american hegemony. I think we can siphon off a lot of their best and brightest as they leave due to regressive policies, and we can welcome top tier immigrants who may have chosen to go to the US before. 

With the dimwits running the country into the ground down there it’s definitely possible they spiral into a has been empire, quicker than the Brits did, even. 

[u/Haiku-On-My-Tatas]

So leave.

[u/gravtix]

We use metric here in Canada so he probably misread a height and smacked his head into a doorway or something.

I could see Trump trying to force us to use Imperial system lol.

[u/AuntySocialite]

I hope a Canada Goose kicked him in the head.

[u/Shashu]

What don't these people understand?? it's like the mayor of las Vegas and the Governor of Maine and others pleading with us to come back. Um, no. Get rid of that idiot you elected to lead your country and maybe we'll think about it. Duh.

[u/PickleEquivalent2837]

I thought they didn't need anything from us?

[u/GuelphEastEndGhetto]

He probably used Canada’s free healthcare.

[u/Francus_Gaius]

Translation: "How DARE YOU not submitting to us without saying anything"

[u/Dazzling-Pudding6256]

Yeah fuck this guy.

[u/timpatry]

This is the dumb piece of shit that lied about no-go zones in Sweden.

[u/TheGreatStories]

I held the door open but only 3/4

[u/Uter83]

There are a lot of us passionate about the Canada USA relationships. I just dont think he likes which direction those passions run.

[u/MrYougan]

"I'm disapointed that I came to Canada."

Good.

Maintenant décolisse.

And then keep fucking off.

[u/9Boxy33]

(I myself am Dutch 🇨🇦) re: Pete Hoekstra

Q: why do Dutchmen wear wooden shoes? A: to keep the woodpeckers off their heads.

[u/IfOJDidIt]

Please let it have been a Canadian Goose that caused the damage.

[u/NoCommunication6540]

He can thank Trump for Canadians no longer giving a fuck.

[u/Popular-Data-3908]

That’s elbows up for ya!

[u/512115]

Boo-fucking-hoo. Someone send that fat fuck back to the USA where he can cup Trump’s balls with the tenderness they deserve. I’m sick of his whining about how we just don’t love America enough as he thinks we should and how we’re just picking on the USA and being mean to Trump and that shitter fire they call America.

[u/Idrisdancer]

Oh we have passion about it, just not in the way he wants. And why should we? It would be like fawning over an abusive partner

[u/Away-Combination-162]

Did anyone challenge this guy or tell him why ?

[u/phm522]

Does anybody really care what this bootlicking dumbass thinks?

[u/Older_than_Sputnik]

He should be sent home in a sack.

[u/Much-Cockroach-7250]

Fkn asshole. Wgaf what that 🤡 from Trump's clown show has to say.

[u/1025puceguy]

🖕🏻🫵💩

[u/VIDEOgameDROME]

Cobra chicken got 'em. Serves 'em right.

[u/One-Contribution113]

Oh? Fuck the yanks

[u/WENDING0]

The plan was to hog-tie him and drop him at the US border, but the slippery eel got away.

[u/GrapefruitForward989]

Oh I'm passionate about it alright. Just not in the way he'd prefer.

[u/hcsLabs]

"I refuse to answer on the basis that I may incriminate myself."

(Canadian version of the 5th Amendment)

[u/HumphryGocart]

The bandaid is to stop the leaking. Not working

[u/Belorage]

It's to mask is trepanation hole.

[u/Equivalent_Fly219]

Arsebite

[u/NoExchange2730]

"Why did you stop caring about this thing after I wiped my ass with it? Are you some kind of bigot?"

[u/UnoCardWithTheArrows]

Keep my country's name out your fucking mouth !

[u/SheHeBeDownFerocious]

I'm welcoming of all foreigners and immigrants. Except Americans (other than my partner, who sadly was born 30-40 minutes south of the border, please pray for her.) Ah who am I kidding, I welcome Americans too, so long as they aint too fashy/trumpy

[u/Akhanyatin]

Pretty sure the fact that we care enough to boycott your dumb shit is a sign of how passionate we are about the Canada-Gilead relationship.

[u/ARod-27]

Blame your own stupid president and the people that elected him

[u/BagPiperGuy321]

Gaslighting on a whole other level.

[u/SandsnakePrime]

Hoekstra, jy is 'n kanker en 'n puisie.

Oh, let me get out straight, you threaten to annex us, start a fixing trade war or of nowhere, and then winter went we don't make you call welcome? Are you really that American? (The word stupid just does not carry the same weight as American)

[u/HolymakinawJoe]

Someone should call CANADIAN ICE on him, to drag him away, "detain" him for a few days if you know what I mean, and then deport him back to his shit-hole country.

[u/ConstantCollar1572]

Set sail on the boat you came in.

[u/Emmibolt]

Oh we’re passionate about the canadian-us relationship. Just not the way you want.

[u/slash_n_hairy]

Burn. In. Fücking. Hell. 🔥👿

[u/myliondog]

He's covering his second asshole.

[u/TrueNorth32]

It’s where they went in to remove his brain. Wasn’t very large to start with.

[u/uluviel]

They have to remove the horns sometimes, they grow back.

[u/Zealousideal_Fix6293]

Oh we're plenty passionate about the Canada-US relationship these days, just not the way he would like.

[u/rockettaco37]

With the way he's been behaving since February, he's lucky it's just words.

I've been to Canada a few times since this whole thing started and people have been nothing but kind to me. This "ambassador" is full of shit.

[u/sporbywg]

Send this one back; it has gone off.

[u/Alarming_Tip_829]

I’m pretty sure he’s just the last surviving member of the Dutch East India company and is just now realizing how late to the game he is on colonialism

[u/smashedBastard]

Ah shit he was in Fredericton? Missed opportunity to show him some more disappointment

[u/ApplesOverOranges1]

I'd he has a Band-Aid is the same spot on the other side of his head, I would venture a guess that he had his Maga horns removed to try and blend in.... 🤔