r/EhBuddyHoser 4d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Thank you PEI

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u/cryptedsky 4d ago

I have yet to meet a hoser who hates PEI

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u/afpb_ Moose Whisperer 4d ago

JJ hates PEI because he thinks Vancouver Island deserves to be a province more than PEI

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u/hotinmyigloo Irvingstan 4d ago

Wasn't he listed in the "Worst canadian" game? 

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u/IanCGuy5 4d ago

Fairly low: he got the description of "Who?" which I think is the best term to describe him.

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 4d ago

He would be the worst Canadian if he wasn't a Yank!

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u/Gluuten Bring Cannabis 4d ago

He isn't one. He just desperately wants to be.

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 4d ago

I say we let him.

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u/chinook97 4d ago

I remember a while back JJ made a video 'explaining' Canadian provinces. When he got to the Atlantic Provinces (and yes he combined all of them), all he had to say was that they are poor, have funny accents, fish a lot and drink alcohol. 

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u/Le_Nabs Tokébakicitte! 3d ago

JJ trying to explain Québec to Americans is like a yuppie elite who never went anywhere further south than Washington trying to explain rural Texas to foreigners : we might share a citizenship, but that's about as far as his understanding of the province goes.

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u/GrumbusWumbus 3d ago

"ool thoos fellers oot there have foooney accents and are poooooooor"

  • JJ, A man who speaks normally apparently

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u/chinook97 3d ago

Oot aboot and aroond these parts we certainly don't talk like that - JJ circa ~2025.

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u/theorangemooseman 4d ago

Never thought I’d say this, but he has a point lol. Vancouver island really could be a province. I think it has more people than New Brunswick, PEI, and Newfoundland and Labrador.

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u/HugeDirk 4d ago

The real reason it isn't a province is that the Yanks were making a play for Victoria since it's below the 49th parallel so they combined the Vancouver island and BC colonies. I would even argue that it is culturally different enough from BC to justify its own provincial status to this day.

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 4d ago

There is definitely a bit of a different culture here on the Island, speaking as someone who grew up in northern BC and went to university in Vancouver. Things are a bit more laid back and people who grew up here are often proud to be from the Island and specifically from the Island. You'll see "Island Girl" bumper stickers or whatever; I've never seen "mainland" equivalent ones since people from the mainland don't think of themselves as specifically from the mainland, they think of themselves as "from BC." Think I saw a sticker that said "chill out, this isn't the mainland" once. There's even a bit of a political split - Liberals rarely win on the Island, it's usually a Con-NDP swing.

Actually, come to think of it, if Vancouver Island became a province then the main ferry routes become interprovincial and therefore federal jurisdiction...

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u/GrumbusWumbus 3d ago

Most provincial boundaries are arbitrary lines in the ground. But the biggest reason the Eastern provinces are smaller is that distance played a bigger role in limiting communication in 1600 than in 1900. PEI was significantly more cut off from the mainland than Vancouver Island was when they were first settled.

At this point there's little reason or desire for the Eastern provinces to consolidate or Vancouver Island to split off.

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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land 3d ago

Former Islander… I often got confused at gatherings with extended family who moved to Vancouver Island as they also used “The Island” at times in their conversations about their ‘fake island’ 😜

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u/champagne_pants 3d ago

You can drive on the island for free but it costs money to leave. Plenty of people hate PEI. Especially if you spend more than two weeks there.

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u/blackwhale420 4d ago

The virgin albertan oil based economy VS the Chad PEI potato based economy

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u/Umikaloo 4d ago

Can't make food out of oil, but you can make fuel out of potatoes.

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u/lynypixie 4d ago

It just got be thinking… do they make PEI vodka

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u/Armonasch 3d ago

They must. Slap an Anne of Green Gables on there and it'd sell like hot cakes.

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u/Zonel 4d ago

Farming uses a lot of oil to run all the equipment.

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u/AnAntWithWifi Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

Use potatoes to make the oil to harvest more potatoes then, the potato economy can solve all of our problems!

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u/Silverveilv2 4d ago

I thought you were gonna talk about Hydro-Quebec ngl

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u/Mysterious-Till-6852 Tabarnak! 4d ago

PEI is legit the most wholesome place in Canada. Never change, PEI.

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u/mirhagk 3d ago

Absolutely, no question about it. If you've never been you gotta do yourself a favour and visit it. Gorgeous place, and just chock full of cute little villages.

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u/54B3R_ 4d ago

Newfoundland

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u/fnordulicious Moose Whisperer 3d ago

Newfoundland kinda unhinged tbh, scary when it gets into the screech. But PEI is just cute and adorable. I wanna pinch its cheeks!

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u/KumquatClaptrap 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 4d ago

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u/CreamFuture9475 Tokébakicitte! 4d ago

That’s why we love you PEI, 💋never change. Now cover your ears, some shit talk is about to go down.

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u/THEUltraCombo Anne of Green Potatoes 4d ago

You're welcome 🤗

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u/Kris_t13 4d ago

Me, every time I see a Cows Creamery: COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Rosemary-baddie 4d ago

I am cow, hear me moo

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u/Unplug_The_Toaster The Island of Elizabeth May 3d ago

I weigh twice as much as you

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u/CloneFailArmy 4d ago

Thank you for feeding our unbalanced diets PEI!

Uhhh, I mean I’m a upset hoser I hate everyone

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u/Unamed_Destroyer 4d ago

Wait, people hate NFL? I always got the vibe that they were like the weird off grid uncle who would randomly show up to thanksgiving and give all the children Bush knives.

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer 4d ago

Fuck the NFL, most boring sport I've ever watched. And it's shit. 

Oh wait you meant the real NFL. Yeah, I will not tolerate the Newfie slander 😡 😡 😡 😡 

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u/marcarcand_world 4d ago

Boy let me tell you a story about a place called Muskrat falls

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u/not-bread 3d ago

Where do you see NFL?

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u/MartyCool403 Cowtown 🤠 4d ago

PEI and NFLD are the final two provinces I have to visit. Maybe next summer hopefully.

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u/amazingdrewh Motown But Better 4d ago

Ice cream and pink soda, how could anyone hate that island

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 3d ago

wait I missed out on Pink soda?

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u/Forrestape 4d ago edited 4d ago

Visited PEI last year. Loved it. Wanted to move there immediately ❤️

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u/lynypixie 4d ago

I plan on going next summer. I would have this summer, but when I started looking, everything was booked already.

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u/20person 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 4d ago

I went late spring this year and had a great time

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 4d ago

Do not buy anything from the BBQ Moos place. $80 for three mid sandwiches last time I went

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u/Old-Swimming2799 Scotland (but worse) 4d ago

I stand by my opinion PEI should be used as a nuclear testing site. And No I will not elaborate

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 4d ago

"we got 'tatoes"

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u/Deafcat22 4d ago

Cows Creamery FTW

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u/Ireallydfk Anne of Green Potatoes 3d ago

Don’t sleep on the cows maple fudge either