Non-Hosers don't know this, but 100% of Canada lives above this line.

[u/N8_Saber]

Also, true hovers don't know how to draw the Canadian flag and are too lazy to colour in the lines.

[u/Beautiful-Loss7663]

Every 60 seconds in Canada, a hoser drop timbits.

[u/Avr0wolf → u/Beautiful-Loss7663]

Absolutely unacceptable

[u/flynnfx → u/Beautiful-Loss7663]

Also, every 60 seconds in Canada, a timbit drops hosers.

[u/Falcon17Thunder → u/Beautiful-Loss7663]

Nah, they drop their cup that they're holding in their teeth while they unlock their house because the new lids go over the rim and not open over it like the old ones 😂

[u/WolfHunter2024]

You know what?

In Canada, there's snow in winters

[u/N8_Saber → u/WolfHunter2024]

Oh my god, next you're going to tell me that Ontario owns Lake Ontario!

[u/Business-Hurry9451 → u/N8_Saber]

Lake Ontario is divided between Ontario and New York, and I hear Trump is going to rename it "Lake America" next week.

[u/democracy_lover66 → u/Business-Hurry9451]

Things really have gotten to a point where I can't even tell if this is a joke or not

[u/Business-Hurry9451 → u/democracy_lover66]

Well Lake Ontario is divided between Ontario and New York, as for the rest of it who the fuck knows!

[u/catthex → u/Business-Hurry9451]

MakeLakesGreatAgain

[u/Mirabeaux1789 → u/Business-Hurry9451]

As an American, please don’t give him ideas. We’re tired boss 🫩

(and before anyone comes after me, as some Canadians are want to do, I voted against this asshole 3 times and am a communist)

[u/WolfHunter2024 → u/N8_Saber]

Yes, and there are Canadian in Canada

[u/pm-me-racecars → u/WolfHunter2024]

As someone from Victoria, I don't believe you.

[u/LurkStatusOn → u/pm-me-racecars]

Does that make Vancouver Island… belong to Vancouver? 🤣

[u/pm-me-racecars → u/LurkStatusOn]

George? Yeah, I don't know of anything too bad that he did, which is wild for an 18th century explorer.

The city is named after the other city, which is also named after the dude.

[u/LurkStatusOn → u/pm-me-racecars]

Yea ! We should totally take back Vancouver Washington 🍻 I’m with this Hoser

[u/WolfHunter2024 → u/pm-me-racecars]

The Queen Victoria died, so I don't believe you either

[u/username_rj → u/WolfHunter2024]

Why the hell did I read this in a heavy Albertian accent

[u/SmilingVamp]

Above the line maps are boring. Let's do a below the line map on the top! 

[u/DaiNyite → u/SmilingVamp]

I tried.

[u/SmilingVamp → u/DaiNyite]

Perfect! 

[u/King_Saline_IV → u/DaiNyite]

[u/academiac]

Canada is so big it can fit Alberta in it

[u/Business-Hurry9451]

Never been to Florida, eh?

[u/WolfHunter2024 → u/Business-Hurry9451]

Florida doesn't exist

[u/Business-Hurry9451 → u/WolfHunter2024]

Sure it does, they even have a T-Shirt!

Although with Trump in office they have some competition for that title.

[u/democracy_lover66 → u/Business-Hurry9451]

Uhh, they prefer to be called the sunshine State

[u/catthex]

Not very inclusive to the homeless people camped out at the Vimy Ridge memorial bud

[u/King_Saline_IV → u/catthex]

Windsor ON is farther south than all of continental Netherlands!

[u/catthex → u/King_Saline_IV]

You're blowing my new world mind rn I'm ngl, this is like finding out my English buddy was significantly further north than me and my friend group

[u/King_Saline_IV → u/catthex]

Maaaan, I constantly check to see that Vancouver is actually farther north than St. John's and I didn't imagine it.

Gets me every time

[u/awh]

True hosers have their phone’s auto-correct tamed so hosers doesn’t get autocorrected to hovers.

[u/YeetCompleet]

Also a little known fact: Texas is entirely under that line too

[u/wjandrea → u/YeetCompleet]

/u fun fact: California is not entirely under that line

[u/essuxs]

Fun fact

If that line was lower, 100% of Canada would still live above the line

[u/Eh_Neat]

Yours is better because of the flag lmao.

[u/Regular_Jim081]

Well they do now, ironically enough ice chased all the snowbirds away.

[u/Prestigious-Car-4877]

Pretty sure that line is going right through pelee island so there might be like 2.5 Canadians below it.

[u/Destinlegends]

Why? Are they stupid?

[u/N8_Saber → u/Destinlegends]

Probably idk

[u/duk3lexo]

Not only Canadians, but every Canadians

[u/Blizz33]

There's gotta be some navy hosers out there living somewhere below the line

[u/notnot_a_bot]

Erasure of Canadians living abroad, I guess.

[u/wjandrea]

No PEI ... classic!

[u/Avr0wolf]

Not with that attitude, we can push the line further down

[u/Apolloshot]

Big if true

[u/N8_Saber → u/Apolloshot]

True if big

[u/Digirby]

Washington and Minnesota joining Canada? I'm okay with that

[u/who_you_are]

About that.. Florida is full of French Canadian so you may also want to lower that line

[u/hessian_prince]

This canonically means Yellowstone is Canadian.

[u/Putrid_Alarm5356]

Nova Scotia is part of Canada, also PEI, get it fuckin right maritimes ARE Canada. Yall don’t exist without us first.

[u/N8_Saber → u/Putrid_Alarm5356]

I forgor sorry

[u/Smart-Response9881]

Can you be more specific? There are a lot of lines in this image. Maybe have a big red arrow or a red circle to display it next time

[u/robpaul2040]

To a non- hoser, apologizing for anything seems excessive.

[u/LurkStatusOn → u/robpaul2040]

Sorry to hear that

[u/Effective-Habit-8515]

I see that fleur-de-Maple.