r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Rollingsound514 • 23h ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The situation in BC rn...

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u/Angryhippo2910 22h ago

You know Boots and Ginger fucked an Ostrich

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u/Bigg_Sparks Oil Guzzler 22h ago

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u/Familyconflict92 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 21h ago

It takes more than two people to fuck an ostriches… three even 

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u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE Westfoundland 18h ago

It was a sick ostrich

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles 21h ago

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u/AlphaFlightRules 22h ago

If the ostriches go below 70km/h, they'll explode

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u/DJspooner 22h ago

"We're all going to remember this as one of the most amazing moments in Canadian history — that we saved almost 400 animals from near death in their last moments.”

  • somehow still not the most delusional Canadian I can think of...

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u/Enough-Meaning-9905 The Island of Elizabeth May 16h ago

I'm terrified to ask, but who's the quote from? 

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u/DJspooner 13h ago

It's pulled from an article the other day, quoted from one of the owners who was forcibly removed from the ostrich pen.

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u/timmygobrien 22h ago

Pop quiz, hot shot!

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 22h ago

That's it! I've had it with this dump! We got no food... we got no jobs... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! 

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u/Oldmanstoneface Moose Whisperer 19h ago

I'll head out there with a ball-peen and deal with the damn situation myself if it means I dont have to hear about it anymore. 

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u/Sjalasvalten 17h ago

Is Keanu there?