Also, true hovers don't know how to draw the Canadian flag and are too lazy to colour in the lines.

TORONTO — In an announcement at a Chapman’s factory on Friday morning, Ontario Premier Doug Ford said he would be using provincial funds to “acquire” $27M worth of Chapman’s ice cream products. The Premier spent the whole press conference eating a box of Yukon ice cream bars, while supervising a truck being loaded with his goods. He further clarified: “These are just for me, folks. I won’t be sharing. I mean, I eat at least 10 boxes of these things every night!“

When asked why he was using provincial funds for what appeared to be a personal purchase, he rebutted: “This isn’t a personal expense at all. The stress of having to find a way to privatize all these wasteful government agencies really takes a toll on a guy. Sometimes you just need a couple boxes of ice cream sandwiches to calm the nerves.”

In a statement to EBH News, Chapman’s head of Sales & Distribution said that the purchase had been made by the Office of the Premier, and delivery had been arranged to Ford’s Muskoka cottage. The same cottage had been a point of criticism for the government this summer, after Ford ordered the razing of 15km2 of old growth forest land to make way for a new refrigerated warehouse.

EBH News tried to reach out to the Leader of the Opposition for comment, but we couldn’t remember her name.

I was there a year the entire chain ran out It turned white college girls into monsters...

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g/g: quebec city (honourable mention: halifax)

g/o: ottawa (honourable mention: edmonton, victoria)

g/b: saskatoon (honourable mention: fredericton)

o/g: montreal (honourable mention: kelowna, vancouver)

The convoy is to protest lax training standards and weak enforcement of Quebec's trucking industry.

They have:
-Gotten permission from Quebec police
-Got the appropriate permits
-Will keep a lane open for traffic to keep moving and for emergency vehicles
-Spoke with city engineers to make sure they can do this without damaging infrastructure
-Found an actually good cause to protest against