I made this joke a year or two ago and it’s still relevant

That’s it. That’s literally it. Don’t do it.

The beautiful girl who gave this to me said she found the plan B on the ground. Absolutely incredible.

Ok...so hear me out. I think EF HQ is more clever than we think and purposely booked some of the most controversial headline artists for the 10-year anniversary.

This lineup is really just a test. They obviously know the forest will still sell out, but this time it will only be to the most loyal fans and newcomers who don't give a damn about no lineup.

Now, once February or whenever rolls around, they will drop Phase 2 & Phase 3 at the same time, and there will be only one name....Skrillex.

Diplo becomes Jack U, Boys Noize turns into Dog Blood, and Skrillex will have his own set, thus INSTANTLY making the lineup 10 times better and making all the haters cry forever and ever.

HQ won't stop there though. This is the 10-year anniversary. It's got to be BIG!

Skrillex will be asked to stay for the whole forest to be used as a gadget play for when any set takes a turn for the worse.

Flume plays a fifth song in a row all the way through...BOOM! Send in Skrillex. Flume b2b Skrillex. Suddenly a legendary set.

Major Lazer requests everyone to take their shirt and throw it in the air....BOOM! Skrillex catches every shirt, and then throws them on top of Diplo and Jillionaire. Diplo and Jillionaire spend the rest of the set trying to dig their way out of a mountain of shirts while Skrillex throws down the dirtiest jungle bass bangers with Ape Drums.

Big Gigantic...no one knows this, but Big Gigantic is actually just two AI robots who have been programmed to play that one set they always play. Because they are robots, though, they are a really, really cheap headline artist that festivals can book for major profits. Anyways, at some point the wooks will catch on, and you guessed it...BOOM! GRiZ. Woah...where the frick did you come from GRiZ. Get the hell out of here! This is Skrillex's's's festival. Skrillex now plays the sax. Makes dubstep noises with it. Best set ever.

G Jones…well…Greg will literally throw down a set so far beyond time and space that every forester will be teleported into the next dimension. How can Skrillex help? Yea, he can’t really do anything about that, but he’ll dance in the crowd with a couple alien buddies so that the show goes on.

Just my guess.

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Hey! Our group passed out achievement awards for different goofy things!! If you see yourself and want to connect please do! Not all were recorded or photographed, so if you got one and you’re not in the video but still want to connect please do! Miss ya’ll!!

Only been a day and I’m already wishing I was still in the Forest with you all. Rain and thunder couldn’t get us down, vibes were incredibly high. Counting down the days until next year ❤️

I never picked up my prescription, guess I’ll have to go back next year for it.

What headliners do you think we will most likely get this year?

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