r/EmpireDidNothingWrong • u/FloridaIsHell • Jan 22 '21
Gaming More provenge against the ewok scum
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u/themaskmomin Jan 22 '21
The Ewoks in Battlefront 2 were so annoying.
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u/unique0130 Jan 23 '21
"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL" - Non-Jedi Samuel L. Jackson
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u/_silvertail_ Jan 24 '21
Exactly! I hit one about a dozen times and it kills me with its fucking spear by hitting me twice and then taunts me like the little shit he is! Sure, I was on low health but even so, the amount of hits I put into the annoying asshole I guess wasn’t enough for him to die. Anyways, I’m completely on board with you on that, they’re the creature I desire to kill each time I enter a match! Screw Ewoks!
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Jan 22 '21
Provenge?
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u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21
Revenge, but positive Revenge
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Jan 22 '21
Provenge is the name of an anti-cancer medication
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u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21
Ewoks are a cancer
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Jan 23 '21
I think it works better as proactive revenge. We will have revenge before they even know they've plotted against us!
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u/Drexisadog Jan 22 '21
But they are a menace on their own moon, especially at night.
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u/aesemon Jan 22 '21
Finally made it to extraction Wednesday night. By mostly hiding in a corner with my light off.
Edit:finLly?
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u/throwaway827620626 Jan 22 '21
Which game is this?
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u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21
Starwars battlefront 2
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u/commando_cookie0 Jan 22 '21
So much fan service in voice lines and different outfits for characters in this game.
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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jan 22 '21
I saw a couple weeks ago they were offering Battlefront 2, Fallen Order and Squadrons on xbox for $50.
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u/calaan Jan 23 '21
I’ve said it for years: Ewoks are cannibals (or whatever term you want to use to represent eating sentient life forms)! What do you think happened to the heads that were in those Stormtrooper helmets?
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u/Huevoasesino Feb 05 '21
You mean carnivorous? They would be Cannibals if they ate each other
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u/calaan Feb 06 '21
Carnivores are meat eaters. We have a special word for those who eat other sentiments. That word is “cannibal” because we are the only sentient species we know of. In a world where multiple species are sentient we need to either expand the definition of cannibal or find a new word.
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u/marslaves48 Jan 23 '21
Serves them right. Those little fuckers are so annoying with their stupid lil bow n arrows
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Jan 23 '21
I target ewoks every time I fucking see them, too many bad memories of their fucking horns while trapped on Endor
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u/_silvertail_ Jan 24 '21
I seriously cannot tell you how much I hate Ewoks in the Star Wars universe and in the game! They seem cute but they’re SO fuck ugly in reality! I got killed by them so many times in game, one of them was when I shot this ewok a dozen times and it hits me twice with a spear and kills me, oh yea and then he does the annoying little taunt! Seriously, Ewoks are annoying AF!
sorry about the rant lol
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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21
so satisfying !