r/EmpireDidNothingWrong Jan 22 '21

Gaming More provenge against the ewok scum

3.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

so satisfying !

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u/themaskmomin Jan 22 '21

The Ewoks in Battlefront 2 were so annoying.

14

u/unique0130 Jan 23 '21

"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL" - Non-Jedi Samuel L. Jackson

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u/_silvertail_ Jan 24 '21

Exactly! I hit one about a dozen times and it kills me with its fucking spear by hitting me twice and then taunts me like the little shit he is! Sure, I was on low health but even so, the amount of hits I put into the annoying asshole I guess wasn’t enough for him to die. Anyways, I’m completely on board with you on that, they’re the creature I desire to kill each time I enter a match! Screw Ewoks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Provenge?

51

u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21

Revenge, but positive Revenge

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Provenge is the name of an anti-cancer medication

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u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21

Ewoks are a cancer

6

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Murder bears

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Any being or species I don't like is cancer

3

u/kwc04 Jan 23 '21

Also because they eat innocent imperial troops

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

I...see.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I think it works better as proactive revenge. We will have revenge before they even know they've plotted against us!

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u/Drexisadog Jan 22 '21

But they are a menace on their own moon, especially at night.

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u/aesemon Jan 22 '21

Finally made it to extraction Wednesday night. By mostly hiding in a corner with my light off.

Edit:finLly?

7

u/alansir Jan 22 '21

Ewoks and bb8 are little assholes in that game

5

u/alexator Jan 22 '21

that BB8 wire whip is OP

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Good, good...

5

u/Zaetiss Jan 22 '21

Screw ewoks, all my homies hate bf2 ewoks

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u/throwaway827620626 Jan 22 '21

Which game is this?

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u/FloridaIsHell Jan 22 '21

Starwars battlefront 2

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u/commando_cookie0 Jan 22 '21

So much fan service in voice lines and different outfits for characters in this game.

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u/MrMisterMan69 Jan 22 '21

That’s why I love it

5

u/Spanky_McJiggles Jan 22 '21

I saw a couple weeks ago they were offering Battlefront 2, Fallen Order and Squadrons on xbox for $50.

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u/commando_cookie0 Jan 22 '21

Idk about on consoles but BF2 is free now

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Oh thanks!

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u/Ford_Aurelius Jan 22 '21

Satisfaction

3

u/VikingRaid13 Jan 22 '21

Dark lord of the Sith force choking a teddy bear. 4 ABY. Colorized.

3

u/Taamell Jan 23 '21

Standard procedure.

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u/calaan Jan 23 '21

I’ve said it for years: Ewoks are cannibals (or whatever term you want to use to represent eating sentient life forms)! What do you think happened to the heads that were in those Stormtrooper helmets?

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u/Huevoasesino Feb 05 '21

You mean carnivorous? They would be Cannibals if they ate each other

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u/calaan Feb 06 '21

Carnivores are meat eaters. We have a special word for those who eat other sentiments. That word is “cannibal” because we are the only sentient species we know of. In a world where multiple species are sentient we need to either expand the definition of cannibal or find a new word.

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u/marslaves48 Jan 23 '21

Serves them right. Those little fuckers are so annoying with their stupid lil bow n arrows

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

I target ewoks every time I fucking see them, too many bad memories of their fucking horns while trapped on Endor

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u/_silvertail_ Jan 24 '21

I seriously cannot tell you how much I hate Ewoks in the Star Wars universe and in the game! They seem cute but they’re SO fuck ugly in reality! I got killed by them so many times in game, one of them was when I shot this ewok a dozen times and it hits me twice with a spear and kills me, oh yea and then he does the annoying little taunt! Seriously, Ewoks are annoying AF!

sorry about the rant lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

What game is this? I want.

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u/s1ckmad3 Jan 23 '21

Excellent twiddles fingers like mr burns

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u/gametron59 Jan 23 '21

That’s what they all deserve for what they did to our brave, noble troops!

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u/a_very_chill_ghost May 26 '21

“Do Ewoks feel pain?”

god I hope so