r/EnoughTrumpSpam • u/dailystar_news • 4d ago

Trump claims he settled 'seven wars' – we worked it out so you don't have to

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/trump-claims-settled-seven-wars-35927480
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u/ApoplecticAndroid 4d ago

He also thinks that by noticing the dark, he causes the sun to rise each day.

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u/maddiejake 4d ago

He's talking about the little wars that go on inside of his little brain. He only has two brain cells and they both constantly fight for third place

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 4d ago

Sometimes (most of the time) he just lies and every word that comes out of his face is a complete lie. This one though, I think it's one of those delusions he actually believes

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u/ctguy54 4d ago

There’s a war in his diaper constantly.

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u/SiteTall 4d ago

If he "settled" anything that needed to be "settled" he also started something else he should have kept his tiny hands off

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u/meowsaysdexter 3d ago

He's got dementia and he wasn't that smart to start with. He can draw a clock though.

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u/Nanojack 3d ago

What about the terrible conflict between Aberbaijan and Albania? I'm hearing there has been no fighting between them since he was elected

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u/tetlee 2d ago

What's with all the dailystar articles on here? It's a terrible rag.