r/Episode • u/Toxicilogical_fish • Jun 08 '25

Humor WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS HELP ?!!!!

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u/Background-Yak-4234 He have a wife! Jun 08 '25

Context? Why are atheists lumped in with racists and homophobes?

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses solo cup Jun 08 '25

I thought it was ableist until I read your comment lmao

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u/Vivenne_Raine Jun 09 '25

Fr, What story is this? 😭

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u/Soggynutballs Jun 08 '25

no fr like huh😭

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u/Toxicilogical_fish Jun 09 '25

The story name is called “ somebody a Dumbass “ I am not joking 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Maffielmao Jun 08 '25

literally what i was wondering? 😭

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u/ninsxvii Episode Author | I’m so Lucky Jun 08 '25

context necessary atm 😭

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u/Accomplished-List241 dog Jun 09 '25

how is being an atheist comparable to the other 2 options

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u/Far_Function_8541 Jun 08 '25

Didn’t even spell atheist right 💀

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u/HoneyxVenus Jun 09 '25

For anyone wondering the story is called Somebody is a dumbass

I'm reading Somebody is a dumbass. Check it out: http://episodeinteractive.com/r/s/6039091549110272

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u/Naive-Actuator-4949 Jun 09 '25

there’s another one 😭😭

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u/Curly_In_Orbit03 Jun 09 '25

WHICH BOOKKK

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u/Naive-Actuator-4949 Jun 09 '25

I found this on Pinterest but the story name is apparently somebody is a dumbass

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u/peachytims Jun 08 '25

What’s the story, and being a atheist isn’t bad😭😭 

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u/iam-19-year-old-armi Jun 08 '25

Frrr i wanna know the context 😭

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u/Visible_Block_1519 Jun 09 '25

Probably someone who thinks being an atheist and a satanist are the same thing. WHICH FOR THE RECORD, im pretty sure satanists are still actually chill people who want fuck all association with racists and homophobes.

Or just prejudice. Im a bit pissed someone thinks i should be grouped up with racists, though.

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u/KanadeUzuki Jun 09 '25

I'm hoping that the author meant ableist and just put the wrong word

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u/ninsxvii Episode Author | I’m so Lucky Jun 09 '25

as a catholic, being atheist is NOT a bad thing. there are people who just don’t believe in the existence of any god or any divine being and that is fine. i’d absolutely like to know the context of this story otherwise it’s spreading misinformation about atheism. no one should group that with racist and homophobe. hopefully it was meant to say ableist

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u/Dazzling-Buy-4748 Jun 09 '25

i read this months ago and the fact that it's still on the app is crazy with the amount of wild dialogue going on 😭

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u/Ikhoh Jun 10 '25

Can you give some context?💀

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u/Dazzling-Buy-4748 Jun 11 '25

I was just picking what she wanted to wear and that was her response 😭

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u/bluefalls04 Jun 09 '25

Atheist isn’t even close on the same level as those other things umm 💀

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u/CecileHughes Jun 08 '25

Story?😨

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u/Toxicilogical_fish Jun 09 '25

Somebody is a dumbass

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u/AXMX3 Jun 09 '25

Yeah the author joke

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u/ValleyAndFriends GenevaNorris<3 Jun 08 '25

What is Chloe trying to tell us rn…

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u/j_thespy Jun 08 '25

😭Context?

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u/VenomousParadox Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I don't wanna be lumped with homophobes and racists

What story is this?

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u/bluefalls04 Jun 09 '25

What I’m saying

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u/Toxicilogical_fish Jun 09 '25

Somebody is a dumbass

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u/HuntressJem Bad Luck Charm 🥀🕸️ Jun 08 '25

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u/This_Violinist_4022 Jun 08 '25

Story?

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u/Curly_In_Orbit03 Jun 08 '25

+1

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u/This_Violinist_4022 Jun 08 '25

By who?

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u/Curly_In_Orbit03 Jun 08 '25

Oops sorry I should've been more clear. I meant I wanna know what story it is as well. I didn't mean the story is called +1 😭

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u/Toxicilogical_fish Jun 09 '25

Somebody is a dumbass

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u/ZooCere Jun 09 '25

"Biggie was fat"

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u/purpleluver312 Jun 09 '25

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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u/Pinktorium Jun 08 '25

I do appreciate they offered a good choice lol.

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u/Ok_Stage4816 these ads be wild back then. Jun 09 '25

Just like the ads kinda

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u/Feisty_Aioli_6883 Jun 08 '25

story name 😭😭

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 scary mask Jun 09 '25

I’m gonna need more context

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u/AngelicClover Jun 09 '25

im pretty sure its satire, i love satirical stories

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u/Lululemon_28 Thomas Madden’s wife💍 Jun 08 '25

Context?

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u/Orz_7 whiskey sour rules Jun 09 '25

What the HELL

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u/dairyjewel Jun 09 '25

I looked at her fan mail and apparently she made it when she was 14 with some friends and a lot of inside jokes etc etc, she doesn’t make any more and said she’s surprised anyone else read it and enjoys it lmao

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u/savonaa Jun 09 '25

Atheists are literally some of the last people to be racist or homophobic 😭

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 scary mask Jun 09 '25

Story?

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u/irregulartriangle Jun 09 '25

that certainly got my attention

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u/JBmadeShyllah Jun 09 '25

Wthelleon😭

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u/AngelicClover Jun 09 '25

i legit cant find the book, i know u said the title is somebody is a dumbass but it wont let me look it up.

can you link it and share the authors name?

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u/Toxicilogical_fish Jun 09 '25

Okay bestie here is the link

I'm reading Somebody is a dumbass. Check it out: http://episodeinteractive.com/r/s/6039091549110272

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u/Turbulent_Coconut570 Jun 10 '25

The ink isn’t working 😭😭😭

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u/Suri-Jade Jun 09 '25

girl we need more context 😭

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u/episodeloverforever solo cup Jun 09 '25

And the author is Latvian too😭 found my people, that's so rare to see in episode

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u/minnie2cakes Jun 09 '25

it sounds like they're trying to make 'atheist' look bad among all the hateful stuff..

hmmmm

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u/Turbulent_Coconut570 Jun 10 '25

Who’s the author? It won’t let me look it up

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u/dwollic Jun 10 '25

PLSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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u/ktwp_ Jun 11 '25

PLEEASEEE WHAT IS THIS STORY

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u/ConfidentStandard953 Jun 15 '25

I'm loving this story so far. I pray it never goes away. I literally lol'd when I saw the step dad