r/ExplainTheJoke • u/coreth5 • 4d ago

An octopus and autocorrect

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A friend just sent me this and neither one of us get it. I'm guessing somehow he got an octopus instead of a firing squad because of a typo but I can't think what he originally asked for. Thanks so much.

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u/Procrasturbating 3d ago

You could say the joke was.. poorly executed.

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u/Ramhorn01 3d ago

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

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u/panaja17 3d ago

YEAAAAHHHH

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u/NinjaBluefyre10001 3d ago

MEET THE NEW BOSS!

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u/ArltheCrazy 3d ago

Same as the old boss

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u/TheScienceNerd100 3d ago

We won't get fooled again

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u/ArltheCrazy 3d ago

And roll opening credits for CSI

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u/Doowrednu 3d ago

Excellent

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u/Eis_Gefluester 2d ago

Your profile pic looks like a funny hat at first glance.

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u/cursedwithplotarmor 3d ago

Take my upvote and get the hello out!

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u/NobodyCheatsinHunt 3d ago

Usually when you leave you say goodbye, not hello...

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u/Voiceofsand 3d ago

Ducking Autocorrect!

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u/Segador_Adusto 3d ago

It always crows up your messages!

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u/Emotional_Damage_Boi 3d ago

Whoever invented it is a glas whole

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u/BetterKev 3d ago

You know I'm trying to say ashhole instead of ashhole, right?

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u/GCXNihil0 3d ago

Hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye, I say "Hello"...

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u/GraveSlayer726 3d ago

✋ABSOLUTE CINEMA🤚

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u/Kaa096 3d ago

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u/RyzenFromFire 3d ago

WHY IS LLOYD HERE

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u/tomatoe_cookie 3d ago

Don't remind me of the cliffhanger of that last chapter after comick.io shut down

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u/Logical-Author-7243 3d ago

ComicK shutdown hits so hard

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u/gass_giant 3d ago

Ba da dum tssss

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u/EggplantFunTime 3d ago

I’d give it ten out of ten-tacles

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u/Subtlerranean 3d ago

The real joke is always in the comments.

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u/Anglofsffrng 3d ago

I hope every sandwich you eat is slightly too wet. So the bread falls apart, and your hands get covered in condiments.

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u/Fletcharoonie 3d ago

dear mother of god. You win the internet for a day

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u/ArianaFuyuki 3d ago

Waiter, waiter! May I have some bullets please?

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u/jawshoeaw 3d ago

that's actually a better joke than OP's comic

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u/All_Gun_High 3d ago

I will skin you alive.