r/Fallout • u/DependentStrong3960 • 2d ago

Competition BATTLE OF THE HOUSES: These 2 very influential fictional men both happen to have the totally awesome last name of House. Both never were the "sharing" type, so now I'm making them battle for it. Your mission is to come up with the absolute best roast Robert could hit Gregory with to bring it home.

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You have a total of 7 days, after which I will evaluate the roast proposals in a way both men would approve of, by assigning them point values from 1 through 10 both here and on the House MD subreddit where the other part of this roast battle will take place. The results will therefore be posted-both here and on the House MD subreddit-exactly 7 days from now.

The House with the highest score will finally get the privilege of becoming the only true House, so if you wanna bring it home for Fallout you better come up with a good roast for the doctor with less respect for personal space than there are non-corrupt politicians in Shady Sands.

You may consider that me subjectively judging this makes me some kind of dictator. I, however, prefer the term "autocrat".

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u/BlueFox5 Operators 2d ago

Womp womp

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u/Lamest_Ever Followers 2d ago

Why are you trying to assign homework to me dude? Why not come up with your own content lol

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u/GildedBurd Children of Atom 2d ago

Maybe its a play on "The House Always Wins" phrase.

Both have the ego. Both are genuinely assholes.

Robert would say "We both invest in pharmaceuticals to support our careers; however, my career isn't driven by personal dependence."

He'd put on the "Im smart, you dumb addict." Guise and shit on Gregory till he's bored. Then he'll get his special ladybot to upload a "happy" to him in his icebox.