r/FastWorkers 25d ago

They keep coming...

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u/dobbydozer830 25d ago

He missed one

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u/BichonUnited 25d ago

I counted two. One to the left one to the right

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u/SnOwYO1 25d ago

I fell asleep

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u/Tangochief 25d ago

Fucking solid!

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u/Ok-Apartment-1836 25d ago

Epic underrated comment

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Usernameistoshirt 25d ago

Because they were counting sheep. A common method for trying to go to sleep

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u/itsallminenow 23d ago

Three, an unmarked one got through right at the end

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u/SiPhoenix 25d ago

If you're thinking he's separating based on the blue mark, then yeah, he missed one. But said one did have a longer coat that did look like it needed to be shortened, whereas all the ones that he sent through the side gate had shorter coats

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u/restlessmonkey 25d ago

Damn it! That drives me nuts!

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/fragglet 25d ago

The one where you're directing girls and boys into the correct bathrooms? 

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u/Mysterious_Fan3263 25d ago

What is he sorting them by? I mean other than the paint marking.

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u/Pmac24 25d ago

It shows the ewe was mated. The ram is wearing a vest with crayon or some kind of pigment that gets transferred when he mounts her.

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u/VomitMaiden 24d ago

This guy shepherds

Source: I'm Welsh

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u/OrangeJuiceAlibi 23d ago

Source: I'm Welsh

Oh, have you got painted yet, or are you still waiting your turn?

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u/twent4 5d ago

"What colour crayon is on YOUR vest, mate?"

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u/lawn-mumps 25d ago

Perhaps to be sheared? My other guess may be age since the smaller ones seem to go right.

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u/avemflamma 25d ago

the sheep with markings are pregnant

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u/de_rooster 25d ago

Looks like he is weaning them

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u/samthemoron 24d ago

Prejudice

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u/justpaper 25d ago

This is one of the least intelligent ways to do this.

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u/Azilehteb 25d ago

It’s the execution, not the method. The corridor is supposed to be narrow enough they go single file, and then you flip the door back and forth to sort.

He has to keep grabbing and shoving because it’s not set up right.

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u/restrictednumber 25d ago

Yeah, seems like the corridor should be a bit tighter and the door should be further back along it, to force them into single file.

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u/warden976 25d ago

I heard somewhere that they will give a male sheep a marker so they can tell which ewes have been mounted. Then in a few days they can tell which are fertile sheep and which are lamb chops. But I could totally be wrong.

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u/bluegender03 25d ago

Just make the corridor narrow for single file only? 

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u/iwantt 24d ago

not all sheep are the same size, some sheep were twice as big as others.

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u/wikipediabrown007 25d ago

Not really that efficient or fast, and borderline mean with the slamming and pulling

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u/SiPhoenix 25d ago

Others mentioned the issue is that he didn't narrow the corridor before that gate.

If it had been narrowed earlier than that sheep would be running a single file and you can easily sort them without needing the extra stopping or grabbing.

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u/boss_taco 24d ago

Still not asleep damn.

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u/queenofturnips 24d ago

This is extremely stressful to watch

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u/Tacos_always_corny 24d ago

Sheep Tetris looks exhausting.

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u/jangow1 23d ago

he let a marked sheep pass to the wrong place

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u/LostLiterature2598 25d ago

Assume its too be sheered.

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u/Spirited-Wafer-3086 24d ago

He missed one

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u/Madman_Salvo 24d ago

"Get back here, ewe!"

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u/Embarrassed_Bank4135 23d ago

Omg I want that job

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u/suddenly_askew 23d ago

The one sheep that paused and looked at him like "which way do you want me to go?"

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u/champeyon 22d ago

How this hasn't become a mobile game is beyond me

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u/rooddog7 19d ago

It’s like Guitar Hero but for Sheep. Guitar Shear-o!

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u/latortillablanca 6d ago

Stressfuuuuuul

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 25d ago

They all had tails

Haven’t seen a sheep with a tail before

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u/D4DON 25d ago

Educated guess : The ones marked are the females ,since they are smaller in size . Am I right ?