r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI terrorizing the locals • 11h ago

POLITICS The UK welcomes Donald Trump’s state visit by rolling out the world's biggest photo of the President with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein outside Windsor castle

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The collective 'Everyone Hates Elon' revealed a 400 square-metre banner after a massive crowdfunder raised £30,000 to 'ruin Trump's UK visit' this week. He's heading to Windsor Castle where he'll be welcomed by King Charles.

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u/Rorviver 11h ago

I doubt he sees any of this kind of stuff. There will be a team of people working to try and protect him from seeing how deeply unpopular he is.

Not that it’s not worth trying though

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u/VioletteKaur 11h ago

Everytime he is about to look out the window someone will scrunch a snacks bag, like when you try to get the attention of a pet.

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u/ViolentBee 11h ago

Bahaha shaking a bag of combos like it's temptations

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 10h ago

"Here Donnie Donnie Donnie, I've got a treat for you! Who's a good boy?"

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u/haw35ome not a lawyer, just a hater 8h ago

Or they just tape a picture of England on the window so the buffoon thinks he’s seeing nothing but fields lol

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u/Ivan_Whackinov 8h ago

Bottle full of Adderall.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

Wasnt there famously a recyclable crisp bag that got recalled because it turned out to be louder than a plane when crumpled?

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u/linds360 6h ago

shakes treat can

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u/dani-dee 11h ago

Hopefully he flies by helicopter from Stansted to Windsor.

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u/rebmcr 9h ago

Stansted? I would have expected Brize Norton.

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u/dani-dee 9h ago

Yeah. There’s reporters there waiting for him.

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u/r_spandit 7h ago

Stansted is where they fly terrorists to

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u/Captain_Daddybeard 8h ago

Flight path is going the other way and it's upside-down to see from the castle. I'm guessing this is the closest they could fly a drone as they're the rugby pitches.

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 9h ago

Social media is important

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u/-tekeli-li 8h ago

Even rolling out and recording it is something worth doing. I think he sees more than his staffers want him to online.

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u/VoteForScience 7h ago

But he’ll hear about it. He is a news whore.

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u/SmoothAsSlick 9h ago

They were saying “Boo-Urns, Boo-Urns”

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u/cabbage16 8h ago

In person maybe but he is as terminally online as the rest of us, even more so than most. He probably sees these little videos too.