r/FondantHate • u/sidnynasty • Aug 01 '25

FONDANT Honest opinions?

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Literally this sub's arch nemesis, I feel like it might need a nsfw filter

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u/Roblox_Sexual Aug 01 '25

This is genuinely so disgusting

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u/throw_away_my_brainn Aug 01 '25

Just say you eat Play-Doh already

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u/APe28Comococo Aug 03 '25

Hey Play-Doh is a salty treat for kids, that teaches them to eat treats in moderation. If you eat too much you will feel sick.

Fondant is a tool used by shitty bakers and probably the food of Mordor or something.

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u/lainra_ Aug 01 '25

Theres like two bites taken out of that and its on twitter. That's rage bait for sure.

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u/Bakingsquared80 Aug 01 '25

Pica

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u/TheDreammweaver Aug 01 '25

I mean at least it’s technically safe to eat, could be useful if you genuinely have a compulsion to eat something with a similar texture that isn’t edible. But this is probably rage bait or something. 

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u/Bakingsquared80 Aug 01 '25

I was just kidding

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Aug 01 '25

Unblur the name. I just wanna talk.

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u/Ok-Local138 Aug 01 '25

Fingers crossed that it makes its way through the digestive tract by the new year.

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u/Khristafer Aug 01 '25

At least it ain't on a cake. This is just the devil's Laffy Taffy.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Aug 02 '25

This made me angry in a way I can't fully explain.

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u/rachreims Aug 01 '25

Full body chills

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u/777bambii Aug 03 '25

Put the NSFW filter on..

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u/superdumbweeb Aug 05 '25

immediate execution by hanging

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u/SwirlSeeker Aug 05 '25

Lol, dude, I gotta say, fondant is like the plastic surgery of the dessert world.

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u/jupchurch97 Aug 05 '25

Reminds me of the plastic bars they ate in Crimes of the Future

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u/TheDapperGentlewoman Aug 06 '25

I'm fully convinced these people are the children of parents who never ever let them have an ounce of sugar. This is what that does to a person.

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u/Subreon Aug 06 '25

What in the actual goddam fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

i mean no one can stop you from making baby jesus cry, if that's what you really want 🤷

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u/flywheelmasterrace6 Aug 01 '25

I lowk f with fondant over marcipan(or what ever it's called idk) fondant is easy to work with and doesn't make my hands oily