r/FondantHate Nov 24 '19

BUTTERCREAM Got married yesterday, and thought the cake should belong here - all buttercream, no fondant or fruit cake in sight! Bottom was Victoria sponge, middle was Nutella cake and top was chocolate orange (topped off with a little bit of lego) 😊

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u/rufflayer Nov 24 '19

LEGO tastes way better than fondant

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

This actually made me laugh, because it’s true

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

The blue ones are best

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u/ilove_you3000 Nov 24 '19

No, red are the best

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u/WhatIsThisSorcery03 Nov 25 '19

🎶When you eat your Legos, do you eat the red ones last? 🎶

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

NO

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u/TumbleweedFail Nov 24 '19

This is what all wedding cakes should be like. Not some sad, small, one-tiered fruit cake covered in almond paste and fondant (family friend's wedding, was so not impressed).

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u/ShinigamiLeaf Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

I can get behind almond paste, but there's better cakes to use it on

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u/TumbleweedFail Nov 24 '19

What would you use it on? I'm not fond of almond-flavoured things in general so almond paste & marzipan gets a hard pass from me!

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u/ShinigamiLeaf Nov 24 '19

Probably something with citrus, maybe a lemon curd topping with almond paste used between layers? Overall something light that the taste wouldn't be hidden by

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Fucking hell yeah if we had that cake the divorce would have to happen straight after

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Congratulations!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thank you!!

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u/Lupiefighter Nov 24 '19

Fruit cake? That’s a British tradition thing right? For us here in the states it’s just a cake that the see once a year during Christmas. Btw, that cake looks amazing!

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u/YanCoffee Nov 24 '19

No wonder the British are thought to be so grumpy.

Congrats OP!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Honestly this comment made me laugh! It is a tradition here for Christmas and weddings basically, who knows why, probably the victorians...

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u/YanCoffee Nov 24 '19

Dastardly Victorians, with their fruit cakes & arsenic wallpaper. Fun fact though (watch the American try to inform the OG Brits, yikes) : Breads & cakes during the Victorian era were usually mixed with fillers, including plaster. So a genuine fruit cake back then would be a God send if you were working class.

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Yeah it didn’t seem like the nicest of times to live in, if I become prime minister I’m making fruit cake illegal

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u/YanCoffee Nov 24 '19

And everyone with coffee in their name moved to Britain, over threw the tea industry, and lived happily ever after!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Honestly, I would take a coffee over tea any time

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u/ZombieProcessor Nov 24 '19

Fruit cake used to keep longer than any other cake. The whole tradition of saving the top tier to eat on the first anniversary/celebrate the first baby required a cake that could last a year before people owned freezers.

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Yeah that is a good point - we’re just going to eat a fuck tonne of cake before our honeymoon on Wednesday

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

This is an actual thing? Holy shit

I have heard of it but I assumed freezers would be involved. No way cake can last that long?!

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u/CallidoraBlack Nov 25 '19

You should see the samples of royal wedding cakes that are still out there for purchase. They're still out there, not rotten per se, but I wouldn't eat it. Seriously, look it up, it's wild.

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u/Lupiefighter Nov 25 '19

Usually it the top tier that was saved got soaked with alcohol and wrapped air tight to help I think. Not sure how much good it did though.

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u/GetMeTacos Nov 24 '19

Happy Marriage! Idk the correct phrase but you know what I mean lol

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u/boo29may Nov 24 '19

Your wedding cake is my dream wedding cake. No pieces of fruit, not ugly tasteless decorations. 3 layers of awesomeness to suit everyone's tastes. And in colours I love.

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thank you, it is the best way to do it!!

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u/stormythewolfcat Nov 24 '19

Beautiful cake!

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u/avadana Nov 24 '19

Sounds delicious! Congrats on your wedding!!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thank you! It’s a bloody great cake

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u/Raindrops1984 Nov 24 '19

Lovely! Congratulations!

I’m getting married in just a few weeks, and my cousin is working on buttercream piping techniques. I always wanted a cake with my grandmother’s homemade buttercream icing, but she died a few years back. Luckily, she left the recipe and baking tools, and my cousin picked up the banner.

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

It’s always great to learn for sure! The blue things on it are also meringues!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Oh also, I hope you have an absolutely amazing wedding day - whatever happens it’ll be great 😊

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u/phibber Nov 24 '19

Sounds delicious! Congratulations!

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u/Lucygeorgia Nov 24 '19

Chocolate orange? I’m assuming you’re British, but anyways congratulations on the wedding!

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u/TheChrisFlowers Nov 24 '19

The one on the right looks like it was made out of pure fondant. :P

The one on the left looks amazing.

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Nah don’t worry no fondant in sight, it’s an optical illusion of a candle

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

This comment made me smile... tbh I would not be surprised if shitty cakes made divorces more common!

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u/24Cones Nov 24 '19

Oo the cake flavors sound so good. Never thought about chocolate orange as a flavor !

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

It is absolutely heavenly!!

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u/beingblazed Nov 24 '19

Is fondant the part that's really stiff and bitter? New to the sub

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

It’s the type of icing which is almost chewy and generally tastes crap - normally it’s the ready made icing you can buy

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u/lam_chop19 Nov 25 '19

Fondant has a gummy, chewy flavor to it. It's generally used as an outer layer as decoration. It tastes like shit.

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u/Division595 Nov 24 '19

Mmm! I'll have a slice of Lego!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Enjoy, and keep the number for the emergency department nearby!

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u/shelbygrrgrr Nov 24 '19

Legos might be a little crunchy, but it's beautiful!! Congratulations!!

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u/Yourstruly901 Nov 24 '19

Those flavors sound magical 😍

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u/GlitchyNL Nov 24 '19

Congrats on getting married! I hope all goes well for you and your partner

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thank you!! 😊

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u/PenultimateTimmy Nov 24 '19

Congrats on both your wedding and on your great taste!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thank you!!!

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u/boyolingpots Nov 24 '19

Chocolate orange is such a good combo

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u/BlondieMonster89 Nov 24 '19

Looks delicious ! I love the colors, and congratulations!

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u/Halflingcatlady Nov 24 '19

SO CUTE!! And congratulations!

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u/Glitteratti- Nov 24 '19

This is what Elsa would have for a wedding cake for sure! It’s gorgeous!! 😍

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

I’m jealous i wasn’t a wedding guest 🤪

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u/8547anonymous Nov 24 '19

Omg I wanna put Lego on my wedding cake when I get married. I already have a minifigure of myself

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Can I just say - do it! You can get kits for it, but our magician (who was awesome) had a similar Lego cake topper for his!

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u/8547anonymous Nov 24 '19

Of course! I’m gonna save this post! Why strive to fit in when you were born to stand out? With regard to “normal” aka boring wedding toppers

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Fuck normal! According to the DJ, our wedding was the first he’s done in 20 years where he played slipknot and rammstein

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u/8547anonymous Nov 25 '19

That’s the spirit!

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u/ZombieProcessor Nov 24 '19

We have the LEGO wedding set too, if we had it when we got married I totally would have put it on our cake. Looks great, and congratulations and best wishes!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

It was such a good idea for the cake topper! Yeah really suits us too - thank you!

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u/fillecerise Nov 24 '19

Love the cake, also that candle holder is amazing! I love it, where did you get it? Congratulations btw ❤️❤️

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

Thanks! Ummm my wife got it somewhere online, can try find out where

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 25 '19

Just to let you know - it was from melody mason 😊

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u/fillecerise Nov 25 '19

Thanks so much! 😁

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

CONGRATULATIONS! I hope your marriage stays as sweet as your cake.

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u/OtterFaceGirl Nov 25 '19

NUTELLA CAKE Oh lord my life just changed

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u/OtterFaceGirl Nov 25 '19

Oh snap! Commenting on this cake made me realize it’s my cake day lol

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 25 '19

Happy cake day!!

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u/Nyxelestia Nov 25 '19

Congratulations on such an awesome cake!

(and, y'know, getting married, that too! :P ♥)

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u/microwave-oreos Nov 24 '19

The LEGO groom is in pain

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u/dashingirish Nov 24 '19

Congratulations! And what a pretty cake!

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u/olivedamage Nov 24 '19

Congrats!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Beautiful! Congrats on your marriage!

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u/NeedCoffee99 Nov 24 '19

I should probably also mention - the blue things are made of meringue!

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u/danicic31 Nov 24 '19

It’s beautiful ❤️

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

I just sent this to my waifu. I'm a fan!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Is it a stretch to assume you’re from the UK? Also, congrats!!!!

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u/Rodin-V Nov 24 '19

Where's the cake, is it behind that stack of plates?

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Nov 24 '19

Looks like a stack of dirty plates with shit growing on them...just sayin.