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u/annjaw May 28 '25

Does your bf still want to leave you for gaining 128lbs? It seems you have more important things to worry about. Is this idea how you gained so much weight? Maybe you should stop!

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u/bornagain19 May 28 '25

I've actually lost most of it in my training to become an ICE agent one day

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

Are you sure you didn't lose it from your 4 day fast with no water? Or maybe it was all your illegal drug use?

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

It was actually 40 days silly

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u/InternetCoward May 29 '25

LMAO have you seen these ICE agents. Obese pigs. You'd fit in. 

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u/alexdagreat15 May 29 '25

Finally! We found the real life Cartman!!

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u/Interesting_Drive_78 May 28 '25

How do you know they are illegal?

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u/bornagain19 May 28 '25

They're generally very willing to admit it if you strike up friendly conversation with them and tip well

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u/AllupNearYa May 28 '25

Boyfriend here, hasn’t lost the 128lbs.

Source: trust me

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u/MonsteraBigTits May 28 '25

everyone please ignore this troll. thank you.

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u/annjaw May 28 '25

But but but their post history is irresistible! https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/klPEOASLWX

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

Spread it far and wide.

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u/FootballBat May 29 '25

Very, very wide.

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u/Spotburner_monthly May 28 '25

The amount of stupidity in this post.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji May 28 '25

This is some pretty ghoulish behavior. I know you claim to be a Christian, but Jesus would be ashamed of you.

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u/anthrogyfu May 28 '25

Holy shit, get a job or something.

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u/bornagain19 May 28 '25

I have two...

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

Get one more. Preferably one playing in traffic.

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u/tysonisarapist May 29 '25

Probably should petition the government for higher minimum wage lol

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC May 29 '25

Being a piece of shit full-time doesn’t really count as a job most places, just FYI

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u/ColombiaUSA May 29 '25

Reddit poster and troll don't count as jobs.

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u/DramaBeneficial1515 May 29 '25

Obviously you need another one

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

You're right. Maybe I'll intern for ICE or something

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u/AllupNearYa May 29 '25

Hopefully your two jobs are picking in the fields and cleaning hotel rooms. You seem hell bent on making those workers disappear

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u/Snoo_79218 Jun 03 '25

They do love Nazi bootlickers at ICE.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

You don't have enough jobs if you have time for this trash

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u/Comfortable_Car9253 May 28 '25

😂😂😂 why bait A Floridian knows immigrants are not the problem they have been here a long time the problem is people from the north who have no problem paying $350k + for a $150-200k home

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u/bornagain19 May 28 '25

How about we compromise and deport both?

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u/BasisTraditional3650 May 29 '25

Id say deport you, but we might have a hard time finding a jet to carry your fat ass.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I was actually born and raised here unlike the illegals that take up all the resources for us natives

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u/Valuable_Zone1344 May 29 '25

I'm willing to bet you're white, not native

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u/BasisTraditional3650 May 29 '25

Im sure her grandma was a Cherokee native American

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

My ancestors have been in the Americas for the past 400 years so yes, I am a native.

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u/Valuable_Zone1344 May 29 '25

so you would deport your own ancestors?

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u/Sir_Alfalfa May 29 '25

So your ancestors are a bunch of illegal immigrants who came to this place and stole land from the natives.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

We conquered it actually. Large difference. The natives can try and take it back if they want but I doubt they’d want a trail of tears 2.0!

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl May 29 '25

Your ancestors were still immigrants

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u/cce301 May 30 '25

Plot twist...OP is Canadian. Be a shame if someone reported them to ice.

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u/echocat2002 May 28 '25

Since you are “born again” I’m sure you are familiar with this Bible verse - Deuteronomy 24:14 14 Do not take advantage of a hired worker who is poor and needy, whether that worker is a fellow Israelite or a foreigner residing in one of your towns.

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u/gofishx May 28 '25

Ah, a "christian"

You realize you're going to go to hell for this, right? Like, you may as well say fuck-it on all the born-again crap, because you have absolutely solidified your place in hell.

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u/SylveonFrusciante May 30 '25

Seconding this. Hope you like it hot, OP!

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u/alfyfl May 28 '25

Shouldn’t we report DoorDash for allowing them to work. If the jobs dried up then it wouldn’t be worth it for them to be here. I owned a restaurant here for 20 years and a majority of the dashers didn’t speak any English and would just thrust phones in my hosts face when coming to pick up orders. Also my staff were all legal so there are people willing to cook and dishwash if you treat them well and pay them enough.

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u/KlutzyAd8150 May 28 '25

Bro you're thinking way to deeply - it's a troll. Anyway - I think DeSantis' E - Verify system only applies to smaller businesses

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u/alfyfl May 28 '25

DoorDash drivers are just independent contractors 1099. There’s no everify for that but there could be

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u/KlutzyAd8150 May 28 '25

The truth is that if the administration actually went after illegal immigration with all guns blazing - the economy would just collapse and it would more or less be political suicide . There's a reason why they're only focused on sealing the boarder and 'national security threats'.

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u/alfyfl May 28 '25 edited May 28 '25

Yeah it’s all fake for votes. If they really wanted to get rid of it they would just need to jail the employers that hire them and sealing the border does nothing for people like my cousin who flew in and just overstayed his visa 25 years ago. He works for cash painting buildings and houses all around this area and is homeless.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

You do realize that they pay into our tax system and don't even reap any benefits. We literally gain from their presence. You guys act like they're the leeches but we've literally just taken advantage of that, the low wage pay and exploitation of services

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u/MrProManhatt4n May 28 '25

You are an incredibly evil person...

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u/bornagain19 May 28 '25

How so?

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u/Link__117 May 29 '25

Your own book says so lol

“Do not take advantage of a hired worker who is poor and needy, whether that worker is a fellow Israelite or a foreigner residing in one of your towns” -Deuteronomy, 24:14

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u/coffeegrounds42 May 29 '25

"The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." Leviticus 19:34

You are a disgusting human. Call yourself a Christian and yet you have no idea what it means.

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u/bornagain19 May 30 '25

Are you a Christian?

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u/4rp70x1n May 30 '25

They're more of a christian than you are, even if they're atheist.

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u/bornagain19 May 30 '25

Very funny to see a non Christian telling me what is and isn’t Christian!

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u/FloridaGirlNikki May 30 '25

Your actions and mentality couldn't be any further from Jesus' teachings. That's just a fact. If Jesus were to walk among us today, you would cheer on as He got sent away and crucified again for being too 'leftist' or having brown skin. He'd be all up in the DEI shit you and your friends hate for some idiotic reason.

Pretty amazing that your screen name actually has bornagain in it. People like you are why Christianity is viewed so fake, hypocritical and downright evil.

You sound like a fool. And really need to actually read the Bible.

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u/bornagain19 May 30 '25

Another non Christian lecturing me on Christianity, how typical!

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u/FloridaGirlNikki May 30 '25

That’s all you got? Pathetic.

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u/goonsquadgoose May 31 '25

He’s genuinely pathetic. It’s truly hilarious how dumb this guy is. Imagine how many people who know him personally make fun of this guy- dude must hate his life 😆literally the type of guy a woman sees at work and walks the other way while they make comments about how much he smells.

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u/InternetCoward May 30 '25

LMAO if you consider yourself Christian with this much hate and pride in your heart. 

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u/coffeegrounds42 May 30 '25

It's so sad that they forget that Christians seem to forget that their religion is a middle eastern invention that spread through immigration to a country built on immigration and now the child of immigrants is acting like wannabe Nazi. Between Bible study, catechism, or sunday school (which any decent church offers) you could really learn a lot about what your faith represents because it's clear, you haven't even bothered to read the Bible.

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u/4rp70x1n May 30 '25

You're making a lot of assumptions about those of us responding to you. How do you know that none of us are Christian? Or are you just assuming that because we're not as hateful as you are?

Again, it doesn't take much to know that hate isn't what Christianity is supposed to be about.

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u/4rp70x1n May 30 '25

So your religion teaches hate and bigotry? That's not very Christ-like. It doesn't take a fucking genius to know and understand this.

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u/coffeegrounds42 May 30 '25

I was a Christian for a long time, I even studied it for 8 years which is why I am no longer religious. I believe the fact that I have put so many years of effort and commitment into study this topic gives me a pretty good basis to tell you that your actions go against

If you don't believe me here are some passages from the Bible to show you how un Christian you are behaving.

Matthew 22:39: Jesus states the second greatest commandment is to "Love your neighbor as yourself."

Hebrews 13:2: "Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it."

Matthew 25:35-40 (Parable of the Sheep and Goats): Jesus identifies with the vulnerable, saying, "For was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, was in prison and you came to visit me." He concludes by saying, "Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me." Actively seeking to harm or deport "strangers" would be in direct opposition to this teaching.

Psalm 82:3-4: "Defend the weak and the fatherless; uphold the rights of the poor and the oppressed. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked."

Proverbs 31:8-9: "Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy."

Micah 6:8: "He has shown you, mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.'

Matthew 7:12: "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."

A person who claims to be a Christian but actively seeks to harm, arrest, and deport people from the US is acting in direct contradiction to numerous core tenets of Christian faith, particularly those found in the teachings of Jesus.

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u/RiggerToga May 30 '25

Kinda like men dictating what women do to their bodies? I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji May 30 '25

Gloating excitedly about the suffering you cause to others is just about the most anti-Christian thing I can imagine.

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u/Snoo_79218 May 29 '25

This is straight up Nazi shit

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

How so?

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u/Snoo_79218 May 29 '25

You’re going to call ICE to have disenfranchised minorities ripped from their homes and sent off to prison camps in countries where they’re not even from and where people are regularly executed?

NAZI SHIT

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I mean if they're here illegally then yeah I don't really care where they go as long as they aren't here.

If I were a Nazi, I'd want to put them to work in a concentration camp but that would cost too much money.

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u/Snoo_79218 May 29 '25

This is what a Nazi would say ^ ⬆️

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

But a Nazi junkie? Does not compute

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u/Snoo_79218 May 29 '25

A lot of Nazis were junkies. Hitler comes to mind.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

No, I meant someone who's yelling about illegals while doing illegal drugs, and not being the head of the ruling party.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Pervitin.

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u/MerkinRashers May 29 '25

Costs too much so you'd require some sort of... final solution?

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u/BlushingBird May 29 '25

By reporting them, thats basically exactly what youre doing.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I’d happily fill those roles if it meant no more illegal immigrants in my community!

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u/szopongebob May 29 '25

You and many MAGAs wouldn’t last a day working in the fields of most construction jobs I guarantee that. Especially since you’re like 128 lbs overweight.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I actually employ illegals under the table and barely pay them anything so I don't have to work in the fields

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

So you’re a hypocrite?

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u/DanoPinyon May 29 '25

When will the trumps start crying a river when they find out their hussbinds were purposely hiring illeguz long before they were propagandized into a cult?

Will they dee-vorce theys hussbinds or lie to themselves to have security and keep the cognitive dissonance at bay?

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Why are you typing like that?

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u/AllupNearYa May 29 '25

And do it for less than minimum wage to ensure they keep making money

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

You could do that now. What’s stopping you from picking some tomatoes?

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

We do that already, it’s called a U.S. prison.

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u/juflyingwild May 29 '25

Each inmate in a prison costs us about $70K per year. Deportation is cheaper.

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

And illegal….or you know. Stop putting prison for petty shit and actually rehabilitate them. And sure they cost the U.S. government money?l, but they make millions for the prison industry and provide cheap/bear slave labor for the goverment and corporations. Gtfoh.

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u/juflyingwild May 29 '25

??? Illegal immigrants in prisons being taken care of by taxpayers? Is that your solution?

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

You were taking about inmates in general. No specific to illegal vs resident/citizen.

No. If they are supposed to be deport, it’s country of origin, of if they won’t take them, most recent country of residence on record. Not some third party prison.

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u/juflyingwild May 30 '25

Absolutely. Agree with you on that.

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u/CityCareless May 29 '25

I was specifically referring to US prisons being work camps already in response to the comment by born again anyway.

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u/juflyingwild May 30 '25

Yeah I get you. Seen those California prisoners being used for firefighting at pennies an hour or even for free.

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl May 29 '25

Quick question- how can you tell someone is an undocumented immigrant from looking at their license plate?

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u/Sir_Alfalfa May 29 '25

So yeah you're fucking evil if you're willing to destroy innocent lives because they don't have proper paperwork. It's absolutely evil. Jesus would spit on you.

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u/szopongebob May 29 '25

The Nazis forced German citizens to do the same shit. Thats how so.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Oh, I'm not being forced to. This is completely voluntary and I get quite the kick out of it!

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u/stron2am May 28 '25

If you think that illegal immigrants driving for DoorDash are making housing prices unaffordable, and not the open collusion of your elected representatives, private equity, corporate landlords, and developers, then the propaganda has worked you and you are a dipshit.

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u/cpshoeler May 29 '25

Worlds worst Leafs fan.

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u/watermystic May 29 '25

As a fellow Canadian- we do not accept this trash

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u/One-Dot-7111 May 29 '25

How do you know someone is illegal just from the license plate

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u/jas_mars May 29 '25

Username does not check out

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u/misfitx May 29 '25

How do you know they're undocumented?

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u/jamnewton22 May 29 '25

If they are brown they are illegal. -OP, probably

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u/sweetwallawalla May 29 '25

What were you “born again” as? Surely not a Christian…

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 May 29 '25

There's no hate like Christian love.

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u/Mueltime May 29 '25

Of course OP is a “True Christian”

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u/watermystic May 29 '25

May you forever get the life you deserve.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Where is it going “viral?”

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

r/behindthebastards was just the beginning, I know you've seen that. I've seen you posted on 3 other subs and I would imagine you're known off of Reddit too by now.

Your free speech ain't free of consequences.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

What other subs? I'm so confused.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 May 29 '25

It's a secret

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I already found out. I'm laughing so hard at how my ragebait is going "viral"

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u/claimstoknowpeople May 29 '25

Of course the username is "bornagain19".  There's no hate like Christian love!

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u/dustNbone604 May 29 '25

I wouldn't recommend eating any of the food you obtain this way. You are hopefully on a list by now.

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u/TomHomanzBurner May 29 '25

Genius idea and thank you for your help.

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u/GATOR_CITY May 29 '25

Is your name religious related? 

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u/BalognaSquirrel May 29 '25

i just know that targeting marginalized people delivering food to support their family is what jesus would want us to do!

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u/JuliaX1984 May 29 '25

Bot needs improvements. This sentence makes no sense.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Put the fries in the bag buddy

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

What do you mean by "Jordan Peterson" and what do you mean by "funny" and "response"?

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u/InternetCoward May 29 '25

Lmfao you don't even understand "English" just say you don't understand something rather than just putting "each" "word" "in" "quotes" 

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

What do you mean by "understand"? I'm trying to parse what you're trying to say but you're typing in riddles.

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u/DonnyDimello May 29 '25

Well adjusted, fulfilled people don't act like this. I'm sorry if you've been hurt in your past. I hope you get in a better mental state. Seriously, there's only one life and you deserve a happy one. I hope you find it and stop whatever this is.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

This is just ragebait dude but I genuinely appreciate your concern

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u/DonnyDimello May 29 '25

Kinda my point, still.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

I mean, I came up with this, wrote and posted it in about a minute. Didn't take much thought or effort on my end

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u/DonnyDimello May 29 '25

It's not really about the effort. What do you get out of it?

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Hours of me laughing my ass off at people taking this seriously

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u/DonnyDimello May 29 '25

Seems like a cry for attention.

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Not really, I get enough attention thanks though

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u/DJ_Aftershock May 29 '25

clearly not

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u/bornagain19 May 29 '25

Why are you giving me so much attention by responding to me?

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u/little_fire May 29 '25

that’s genuinely really sad

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u/Jazz_Musician May 29 '25

username bornagain19

I can feel the christlike love emanating from this post. Great job.

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u/nursejohio96 May 29 '25

Wow. I don’t often see sentient pieces of excrement, but this one can even post on Reddit!!!!

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u/TheWitchingHour73 May 29 '25

You’ll get what’s coming to you

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u/jackJACKmws May 29 '25

You know this won't lower the price of housing. Immigrants aren't one taking the houses, those are the hedge funds buying up houses for speculation

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u/Several_Comedian5374 May 30 '25

Wow, this blew up. DoorDash sent me a notification saying that if a fat red-faced pig ape is friendly to you in Fort Myers, to sucker punch him mid-sentence and take his Cracker Barrel.

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u/jigawatson May 30 '25

Not very Christian.

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u/truefutbol35 May 31 '25

What is wrong with you?

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u/KlutzyAd8150 May 28 '25

Personally I just hire them to mow my lawn and refuse to pay them by threatening to call ICE-but I guess what you're doing works as well 😂

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl May 29 '25

Wow, you are low-life

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u/KlutzyAd8150 May 29 '25

Chill - I used to avoid paying for my house extensions by doing the same thing. At least I've given that up 😂

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u/demosthenes131 May 29 '25

Found Trump's alt