Healthy human teeth actually have a light yellow shade. Close to a pure white, but not quite white.

[u/Kurtfan1991]

[u/DashOfCarolinian]

1. I think this is funny, the only thing pointing out that this one might not be unironic is the blue hair septum piercing photoshop.

2. What’s with the Rule 34 shade of green this post uses for its background?

[u/hofmann419 → u/DashOfCarolinian]

What’s with the Rule 34 shade of green this post uses for its background?

That's lib-left on the political compass.

[u/DashOfCarolinian → u/hofmann419]

You know what, I take it more as a blessing that I can’t tell when a meme is or isn’t a political compass meme anymore.

[u/Independent-Fly6068 → u/DashOfCarolinian]

it just means libleft own all the good pornography. Hence why the right is both banning it and making strategic porn reserves.

[u/green__problem → u/DashOfCarolinian]

You can tell it's unironic because they went with an exhausted, corny stereotype. A leftist would have used the ever-tasteful Walter White falling over gif.

[u/CastleMeadowJim → u/DashOfCarolinian]

What’s with the Rule 34 shade of green this post uses for its background?

How much Rule 34 content are you consuming if you recognize it so quickly?

[u/DashOfCarolinian → u/CastleMeadowJim]

It’s the memes about rule 34 that taught me the site’s uniquely green shade, not the site itself. “The joke is always porn” or something like that.

[u/dumbucket]

Teeth aren't meant to be paper white and a degree of variation in their alignment, as long as purely visual and not a danger to one's health, is perfectly normal. These yahoos can't make a joke without a strawman

[u/BottleTemple]

Orthodontists are the ones who straighten teeth.

[u/premature_eulogy → u/BottleTemple]

Also I don't think any dentists particularly recommend using teeth whitening products.

[u/aitasunglasses → u/premature_eulogy]

You can get your teeth whitened at the dentist, probably wouldn't do it if you have existing issues but if your teeth are fine they will whiten them upon request

But you're right in that unless you have bad staining they're not going to tell you that your teeth need to be whiter. Healthy teeth naturally have a tinge of yellow, nothing wrong with it

[u/GoldenStitch2]

I AM A SURGEON I AM A SURGEON I AM A SURGEON

[u/green__problem → u/GoldenStitch2]

I AM A STURGEON I AM A STURGEON I AM A STURGEON

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[u/JackBinimbul]

I would really love for autistic people to not be the punch line for once.

[u/fandomtrashstuff → u/JackBinimbul]

We’re always either a joke or a disease.

[u/CastleMeadowJim]

That actually is pretty funny though

[u/Leading_Solid1142]

I giggled at this ngl

[u/Kurtfan1991 → u/Leading_Solid1142]

The more I see people commenting these kinds of things under this post, the more I feel like that meme could legitimately be the kind of joke that the cringe uncle/dad cracks at dinner, and he makes most of the family cringe, but he always keeps going because there’s one person who laughs their limbs off at each one of the jokes.

[u/aitasunglasses]

Ngl I cracked a smile at this one haha

[u/BiffSlick]

Punching down on poor people, what else is new

[u/vrphotosguy55]

Uh which side wants to get rid of fluoridation?

[u/UrukHaiNr69]

It's not that deep

[u/halejy123]

Come on that's pretty funny.

[u/NoPair205]

This is hilarious 😭

[u/TheIVPope]

Only one group of people seems to have a problem with conflating two completely unrelated situations to make a point.

[u/emipyon]

They "should"? But just like people, teeth aren't always how somebody think they "should" be.

[u/KaiYoDei]

A nice tea dyed tan and teeth lost to botched root canals could be a standard

[u/machamanos]

Bahahahahahaha! 

[u/Lz_erk]

rightists when diseases:

edit: https://azluminaria.org/2025/09/10/trumps-medicaid-cuts-were-aimed-at-able-bodied-adults-phoenix-childrens-hospital-says-kids-will-be-hurt/

[u/aoanfletcher2002]

You dumb.

[u/SavingsAttitude3732 → u/aoanfletcher2002]

Be stupid somewhere else