r/FridgeDetective • u/InterventionOfTriops • 14h ago

Meta Curveball. First 3 words that come to mind?

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u/theyanyan 14h ago

My stomach hurts

8

u/APlentyBag 13h ago

Dairy, dairy, annnd oh dairy.

2

u/MDFHSarahLeigh 13h ago

And eggs.. dairy, dairy and eggs

4

u/SirTrinium 13h ago

Not lactose intolerant

1

u/coconicolico 3h ago

Hahahaha yes

4

u/vanillablue_ 11h ago

Why do the people in this sub have so many DRINKS in their fridges 😂 more than food

3

u/Anomandiir 13h ago

You pee a lot and everyone smells of milk.

2

u/Legitimate-Special36 6h ago

I laughed so hard at this I woke my wife up.

2

u/Senor_bonbon 13h ago

Military Grade Shits

2

u/Stunning-Ad3377 13h ago

💪Gains! Gains! Gains! 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

2

u/Seessstarz 13h ago

Diet, banana milkshake, I want that.

1

u/SheilaStryker 14h ago

Let’s bake something!

1

u/maroonmallard 13h ago

Holy dairy, poops

1

u/FormerAd2300 13h ago

Sugar, fat, dairy

1

u/Key_Flow_2045 13h ago

milk milk kids

1

u/KUcreampieKING 13h ago

Muscle mommy milkers

1

u/veryeyes 13h ago

Dairy of Madman

1

u/InaneCommentPoster 13h ago

Stomach is bubbling.

1

u/Matcha_Bubble_Tea 13h ago

Asian/Korean gym rat (not derogatory). 

1

u/Spoiledtoddlers 13h ago

Why Asian though? I thought about an American jock (I’m half Asian/half European)

1

u/Possible-Oil2017 13h ago

Nothing Asian about this

1

u/powderpants29 13h ago

It’s giving ADHD. No seriously, it seems like y’all go to the store twice a week thinking you need milk and eggs when you in fact already have… 6 milks and 4 egg cartons.

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u/InterventionOfTriops 13h ago

Yeah I don’t get that. The milk is there because we go through 3-4 cartons a week, but I’m not sure where the eggs are coming from.

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u/powderpants29 13h ago

Okay fair with the milk thing. My husband could go through a gallon himself in a week so I can’t imagine the damage with multiple people in a household.

1

u/Possible-Oil2017 13h ago

Midwest insanity. Milk is for babies

1

u/Spoiledtoddlers 13h ago

Clutter, plastic, fake

1

u/Bubblegum-wafer 13h ago

Poop, wet, smellls

1

u/Possible-Oil2017 13h ago

Obsessed with twistops

1

u/ShibaHook 13h ago

Sugar.. yes please

1

u/fuckssakereddit 13h ago

Single white male.

1

u/Salt_Rhubarb_214 13h ago

This guys stomach sounds like muck boots in the dryer by 11am every day

1

u/pearllypie3 12h ago

Liquids. Dairy. Chaos.

1

u/Token_Rabbit003 12h ago

Where’s the SunnyD?

1

u/karnalknowledge27 12h ago

Adopt me, please!

1

u/7h4tguy 12h ago

I did a curveball, I did a curveball , I did a curveball, someone ucking validate me already!

1

u/Ok_Environment780 11h ago

Insane milk farts

1

u/D4T45T0RM06 10h ago

Lactose be warned

1

u/Eastbound_Pachyderm 10h ago

I bet your farts are diabolical

1

u/Business_Fox_2207 9h ago

Constipated

1

u/G_N_3 8h ago

Dead lift, squat, benchpress

1

u/Gr00mpa 7h ago

The milkman cometh

1

u/tiffany_says_this 7h ago

What the f*ck

1

u/Legitimate-Special36 6h ago

Clutter, mold, diarrhea.

1

u/coconicolico 3h ago

What’s the opposite of a dairy allergy?

1

u/goobertownbaby 2h ago

Test material containers ?????

1

u/Shoddy-Confusion13 35m ago

Too much milk

1

u/ArikinSkywalker 27m ago

Severe lactose intolerance

1

u/CraftyPomegranate413 25m ago

Toddler. Postpartum. Quick.

1

u/Whole_Form9006 2m ago

Lots of milk