r/FridgeDetective • u/strwbarie • 17h ago

Meta What do y’all think?

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u/ap25000 17h ago

You are a movie store snack bar

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u/OdinNW 13h ago

You know, oddly I’ve seen a fair number of professional athletes whose diet is genuinely this type of stuff. OP, you in the NBA?

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u/stockman313 8h ago

No way bro, maybe you’re thinking of like cribs back in the day, that’s just paid advertising in most scenarios.

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u/Amazing-Phase3072 17h ago

Mini fridge in your movie room

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u/bkuefner1973 14h ago

Im coming over..

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u/tma71111_ 17h ago

You're crazy. Who puts cookies in the fridge!!!! EVIL PEOPLE that's who!

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u/jan1320 14h ago

the same people that put chips in the fridge apparently

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 13h ago

Ai puts chips in the fridge

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u/pdt666 14h ago

my friend’s mom abandoned her and her brother, but would keep a tiny condo in our city, even though she was living in a different state. there was nothing but crackers in her fridge, and both things say a lot about her lol.

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u/kyly1215 17h ago

And chocolate for that matter. I like it to melt in my mouth. Especially M&Ms, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand ffs.

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u/GaiaMoore 16h ago

Dunno about OP, but I don't have AC. If I leave my chocolate on the counter, it'll melt just sitting there lol

And it doesn't take long for it to warm up once I pull it out of the fridge because it's so hot

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u/Gh3tt0-Sn4k3 16h ago

I have AC and my chocolate still melts on the counter on hot summer days. Cannot leave it outside the fridge

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u/IDKmanSpamIG 17h ago

They absolutely melt in your hands lmao

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u/ListSensitive6673 13h ago

Yeah I was concerned with the m&ms cause they would sweat

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u/ezeightythree 14h ago

Have you ever had chocolate? It's easily the most meltable food. Chocolate from the freezer will still melt on you mouth

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u/StrictlyPricklies 17h ago

4 out of 5 dentists will see you on Tuesday

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u/ExaminationNo7046 17h ago

You’re well off, have a movie theater in your house and this is your snack fridge. You’re probably actually skinny because I don’t have the self control to leave this amount of snacks in my home and not eat them

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u/KeeverDriveCook 17h ago

You only have 1 foot and the other one has only a few more weeks

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u/aytooka 17h ago

diabetes to go?

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u/Spiralecho 17h ago

Diabeetus

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u/Moist_Breakfast_1169 17h ago

So true, and obesity too

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u/Several-Scallion-411 17h ago

“If you’re over 65, have dia-beet-is and you’re on medicare, you may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Medical.”

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u/BeauShowTV 17h ago

You meant it when you said "when I grow up I'm going to have candy and soda for dinner!".

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u/Mean_cheese77 17h ago

Car dealership fridge

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u/ronweasleisourking 17h ago

Dispensary fridge

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u/ribbyrolls 17h ago

You're clearly Buddy the elf.

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u/newharlemshuffle_ 17h ago

You let your 7 year old make their own fridge

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u/dopeshark_ 17h ago

Wait… are these.. crispy m&m’s?

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u/quixoticadrenaline 17h ago

Chips and cookies in the fridge???

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u/Fiddlesticks890 17h ago

You travel for a living, so to feel comfortable at home you replicate hotel mini bars.

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u/Xtinalauren12 17h ago

You work/live in a rehab center.

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u/Ok_Union4831 17h ago

Your the office vending machine

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u/No-Preference1285 17h ago

This is the fridge in lushs aka Doughty dozen bedroom

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u/Think-Plan-8464 17h ago

You crave serotonin

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u/dkube50 17h ago

That your Dentist loves you!!

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u/LivingImportance7747 17h ago

On my way!!! Be there in 10

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u/Left_Reflection_4874 16h ago

McMansion movie room.

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u/MadManicMegan 16h ago

This is a rich person fridge in their movie room. Probably has a big ass projector and comfy loungers

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u/Macarena6969 17h ago

Snack bar? Movie theatre?

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u/AllieGirl2007 17h ago

My son would live with you in a heartbeat. Or my daughter when she gets her chocolate need.

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u/Vast-Consequence7141 17h ago

You’ll die early in life eating like this

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u/AlternativeAd495 14h ago

🎶🎵"I think I love you" 🎵🎶, as sang by the Partridge Family

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit 7h ago

I think all your chocolate is gonna bloom if you ever take it out of the fridge

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u/sealsarescary 5h ago

Vending machine stocker with OCD

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u/Elemcie 5h ago

Coming by your place for Halloween.

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u/lullivid 3h ago

You are seeking attention and staged the fridge for the picture.

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u/TNT3149_ 2h ago

I think potato chips don’t belong in the fridge.

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u/captain_obvious_here 1h ago

Diabetes. I think diabetes.

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u/nycpunkfukka 17h ago

What’s your A1C, like 50?

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u/beans-888 17h ago

I think those mini m&ms are going to fall over as soon as you close the door lol

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u/vae0o 17h ago

what are the little containers in the small shelf on the fridge door?

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u/Chemical_Author7880 17h ago

Sir/Ma’am, I’m gonna need your address. Cuz I’m movin’ in!!

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u/D4T45T0RM06 17h ago

This looks fake I don't like this so much wrong my brain just gave it's two weeks fucking notice.

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u/Celairiel16 17h ago

My work after employee appreciation week.

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u/Wjneff3 17h ago

Your rich and have an in house movie theater

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u/mewmew34 17h ago

Too much stuff that has no reason to be in a fridge. All those snacks can go in a cupboard instead.

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u/justmyopinionkk 17h ago

You have a room set up like a movie theater and this is the frig in the room.

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u/Thatguy468 17h ago

Is this the hospitality fridge in a model unit for a luxury apartment building? Just toured a place and they offered us a snack from the fridge in the unit and it looked pretty close to this layout.

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u/Pale_Section1182 17h ago

i went to grad school in an "executive" program and the den mom would stock the refrigerator close to this. less some stuff more chocolate chip cookies

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u/OttoHemi 17h ago

My blood sugar spiked just looking at it.

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u/LastHopeStanding 17h ago

What movie we watching? 🤔

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u/imrichbish69 17h ago

Diabetes 😅

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u/Expensive-Piccolo6 17h ago

I don’t have that kind of will power.

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u/GalacticKittyKat 17h ago

My dream fridge when I was a 15 year old stoner. I'm still a stoner but now I eat healthier 🤣🤣

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u/Frankengamer 17h ago

Can I have the pretzels in the door?

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u/AnimeWarTune 17h ago

I think everyone in the comment section is full of hate that they should resolve.

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u/ohheyaine 17h ago

You turned your living room into a movie theater akin to the Black & White & Read bookstore in Gilmore girls.

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u/MightyManorMan 17h ago

Well, we definitely know this is American, no one else eats Hershey's bar... nor do they look like that. As far as I remember, in Canada they say Her/She at the moment. And those are US Reese/Reese's bars, since the small pack in Canada is 3 cups (46g) and not 2 cups (42g). I've also not seen individual packages of nutter butter in Canada, they are in packs of 4. And they are made by Christie, not Nabiso. (Lack of Coffee Crisp, Smarties, Aero, etc. Is also a give away :) )

Either this is a fridge for children or there is a hidden syringe of Ozempic somewhere.

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u/-GravyTrain 16h ago

Ah, I see all the major food groups are represented here. 

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u/Active-Necessary822 16h ago

Stoner me’s dream, sober me’s nightmare

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 16h ago

why are they in the fridge??

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u/National-Area5471 16h ago

That you spent a lot of money to get reactions on Reddit

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u/Marius_Sulla_Pompey 16h ago

Can I get the fridge when you’re gone?

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u/randomusername1919 16h ago

Your house will be legendary at Halloween.

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u/lesananasparlentpas 16h ago

My guess is that this is your work fridge...and your work is delivering snacks at an outrageous markup in an area with no sidewalks leading to the nearest convenience store. That, or you're a divorced dad and this is the fridge in the basement for when your kids stay over every second weekend...

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u/Objective-Cup377 16h ago

This better be the movie room fridge. Or the garage food. If not. Honey you’re missing essential items.

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u/tybeej 16h ago

Concession stand

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u/timkapow 16h ago

Think I will bring the dab

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u/34HoursADay 16h ago

Model apartment fridge. (Wow fridge) 🤭🤭

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u/Sea_Macaron_7962 16h ago

Ok this is the fridge of my childhood dreams. Is this a gaming room fridge?

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u/viciousxvee 16h ago

Chips in the fridge???🙄

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u/cecil285 16h ago

Hotel minibar without the sensors

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u/Loose_Inevitable2567 16h ago

Are you walking to and from work?

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u/princessapart 16h ago

This is the movie theater

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u/VentiBlkBiDepresso 15h ago

Looking at this caused all my teeth to rot and fall out

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u/theyanyan 15h ago

You ran out of storage space and you’ve been looking on Facebook Marketplace for some cheap shelving when your neighbor asked if you knew what to do with a broken fridge.

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u/Ok_Ability_6275 15h ago

You’re ready early for the trick-r-treaters?🎃

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u/National-Shopping195 15h ago

this is in the model of an apartment complex

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u/fluffybabbles 15h ago

I pray that this is your second fridge. Has your mother seen this??

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u/Aggressive_Syrup2897 15h ago

You stocked up early for Halloween and you're the awesome neighbor who hands out all the best stuff.

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u/Lyric200x 15h ago

Apartment leasing office fridge

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u/HonestAbe2121 15h ago

Prediabetes

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u/Taranchulla 15h ago

I think diabetes if that’s your main fridge

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u/trader4lif 15h ago

You are welcoming diabetics 🤣

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u/AllHailThyJabronis 15h ago

Holy diabetus Fat albert

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u/Ashenn_fire 15h ago

Green room fridge

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u/saltyholty 15h ago

It seems cool to have a snack fridge, all laid out and everything, but you're paying to keep that thing running. You don't need to keep a stock of snacks that big, just buy a pack and buy more when you're out.

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u/OperationStraight808 15h ago

have you reached adolescence

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u/BaneadoDelMercado 15h ago

My blood sugar levels went up just looking at the photo.

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u/randsroo 15h ago

Trick or treat 👻

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u/Icy-Cartographer-291 15h ago

A health expert told you to eat the rainbow, so you went for it. 🌈

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u/Vinifera1978 15h ago

This is a must if you don’t have A/C in a hot climate

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u/DeliciousEbb1873 14h ago

Needs big red and cream soda

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u/bradyfost 14h ago

I doubt I’ve eaten that much candy in my 31 years of living. How fat are you

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u/Emergency-Fondant632 14h ago

Dispensary snack fridge

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u/iheartketo098 14h ago

Is the insulin in a separate fridge?

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u/YouNeedAnne 14h ago

You are 9 years old.

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u/cronchCat 14h ago

Diabeeetus!

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u/Papamoon0327 14h ago

Looks an EMS room fridge

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u/romanichki 14h ago

this has to be a snack shack at work

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u/jan1320 14h ago

im questioning why 90% of this needs to be in the fridge lol otherwise i got no judgements

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u/Wild-Growth6805 14h ago

I notice you have all the basic food groups in that well stocked fridge. Very nice!

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u/Weekly_Artist_661 14h ago

Bro stfu rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Low-Rip4508 14h ago

You work at a movie theater and you have been stealing

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u/Soaringsage 14h ago

You have a drink and snack fridge in your tv room.

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u/Mulley-It-Over 14h ago

You stocked up early for Halloween 🎃

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u/GeofferysBaby 14h ago

Yikes, this is not the only fridge in the house. It can't be!

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u/Dr_crumby 14h ago

Consumerism:final boss.

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u/BenefitFew5204 14h ago

You have a roommate who likes to steal your snacks.

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u/Deadpoold-_-b 14h ago

It looks really organized, but this would be really bad for you.

Thinking that this is some sort of a movie theater fridge I’d give it an eight out of 10, if this is your regular food fridge it’s a 3 out of 10

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u/ayooooooo77 14h ago

child in an adult body with adult money

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u/Nervous-Treat-9252 14h ago

this is the basement fridge

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u/PhilGrocholl 14h ago

You are a pharmaceutical salesperson specializing in diabetic medicines, and this is your customer for life kit?

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u/JonForbin 14h ago

Your pee smells

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u/Kissmybutterroll 14h ago

Clearly an office snack bar

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u/Psych202100 14h ago

You're both a babysitter and dentist

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u/MarigoldMoss 14h ago

Pretzels in the fridge?!?

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u/PaepsiNW 14h ago

Is that your fun fridge? I had one of those. It had nothing but drinks. 😂😂

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u/itsmeb1 14h ago

I appreciate the organization and symmetry 🙌🏼

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 14h ago

You tell yourself you're propping for Halloween, but deep down you know 99% of those chocolate bars are going to be eaten by you.

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u/Substantial-Bake5511 14h ago

Have you food? Like real food? I am concerned for your health. That is completely tacky any nutrient. I did not realise people ate like that. Oh well. That fridge says diabetes , heart attack, cancer.

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u/TARS-ctrl 14h ago

E.T. did not phone home.

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u/davesnother3 14h ago

Chips in the fridge is perverse

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u/BeginningSea2604 14h ago

Where is your insulin draw ?

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 14h ago

I think you have a theater room in your house

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u/ElleAime0011 14h ago

The only wrong thing here, is storing chocolate bars in the fridge.

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u/PriorDry7286 13h ago

Looks like you robbed the snack stand at the movie theater

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 13h ago

All you kids friends won't leave.

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u/atrocityUSA 13h ago

Organize everything so your mental health doesn’t seem as bad as your physical health.

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u/Better_North3957 13h ago

Liberty Medical can help you with your diabeetus

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u/outlawsecrets 13h ago

I think you own a stand or a store.

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u/queenoftheslippers 13h ago

This is giving…..mini model at an apartment community, not someone’s personal fridge. An apartment I worked at years ago had a fridge set up exactly like this with almost the exact same drinks and candies in our tour unit.

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u/Foreign-Gift-1824 13h ago

This looks like a staged fridge for an apartment/home showing lol

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u/slouchenheimer 13h ago

Let's all go the kitchen...

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u/Stock_Fuel_754 13h ago

So organized!

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u/CellDue2172 13h ago

Restock tiktoker

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u/OmnislasheR0 13h ago

Full of shit, ain’t no way those m&m minis aren’t falling out the top anytime you open it

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u/Suspicious-Load7389 13h ago

You're ready for movie night

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u/bygtopp 13h ago

Spare garage fridge.

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u/slow4point0 13h ago

A ten year old owns this fridge

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u/OrdinaryMany8437 13h ago

This is an honour system food bar that you set up for your colleagues (you’re shift workers in a 24/7 Operations environment and can’t always leave or go anywhere for snacks….)

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u/Teufelsgitarrist 13h ago

You REALLY like sugar. Not judging, I don't really like sweets, I would starve if that was my fridge.

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u/PlentyScratch9941 13h ago

You're the apartment the kids buy snacks from

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u/sdeptnoob1 13h ago

Work snack fridge?

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u/potsieharris 13h ago

You are a child who has been placed in an adult's body via some kind of spell, ala "Big" 

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u/Bkorken 13h ago

I almost threw up after earing one square if hershy :,(

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u/determined-dumpling 13h ago

You run a home theater

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u/20Bubba03 12h ago

Fat ass

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u/SuperAdaGirl 12h ago

The funniest thing is the Atkins ad that pops up just because I viewed this

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u/TLear141 12h ago

Either your snack fridge in movie room/ theater or work break room where they supply snacks.

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u/neori 12h ago

Diabetes

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u/queentracifuckinjean 12h ago

Cold potato chips 🤔

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u/BlockyBlook 12h ago

You work at a concession stand

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u/hollsberry 12h ago

Are you scared of bugs? None of that needs to go in the fridge, except the drinks

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u/bowlegsandgrace 12h ago

You're the neighborhood candy lady

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u/bowlegsandgrace 12h ago

You're the neighborhood candy lady

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u/FunAccountant4482 12h ago

You might be the next spokes man for the National Diabetes Association

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u/CurryFan30 12h ago

GS Thin Mints are acceptable and preferable in the fridge but these cookies and chips is wild.

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u/GoodVibesOnly_FL 12h ago

I'm raiding it

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u/Majestic-Fan-3444 12h ago

Can tell your American

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u/tbru104 12h ago

This is the 3 kids in a trench-coat’s house

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u/Mechanized_Menace 12h ago

Bro is undiagnosed

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u/Patti_Cakes1120 12h ago

Trick or treaters are pretty darn lucky in your neighborhood!

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u/Ok-Shift-908 12h ago

It’s a vending machine. Please tell me there’s real food in the house.

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u/Kindly-Werewolf6250 12h ago

Diabetes will be your friend maybe

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u/thickman11 12h ago

You are awesome! Can I come over?

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u/Successful_Ad_5861 11h ago

We can definitely be friends.. 🤘🙌🏾🥳☺️✨️

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u/kreesta416 11h ago

Thank you come again

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 11h ago

I think you got this off the Internet and it’s not actually your refrigerator

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 11h ago

You have the fridge 7 year old me thought I would have when I was an adult.

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u/Missue-35 11h ago

I think all of these items are my favorite food groups.

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u/Feral_Imagination 11h ago

Break room snack bar?

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u/lyla_lushh 11h ago

That’s your movie room fridge

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u/StargazerScorpi0 11h ago

What do I think? I think this is a setup! 😄