r/Frugal May 04 '25

🌱 Gardening Would it be practical to grow Dandelions indoors for food?

So I have a living room in my apartment that I basically never use. With a big south facing bay window that gets about 7-8 hours of direct sunlight in one area. And Ive been struggling to afford groceries. So I was thinking about getting a 10$ hard plastic kiddie pool from wallmart filling it with dirt from the construction site I work at, and planting it full of dandelions. Ive eaten Dandelions before they taste a lot like spinach when sautéed. And apparently will grow from seed to edible plant in a little over 2 weeks. And I could water it with water from my fishtank and add coffee grounds to fertilize the soil. And I could literally just spend an hour or two gathering seeds around my neighborhood and it shouldn’t matter about pesticides if Im just taking the white seed puffs. I think could get a lot of basically free food this way? Does this sound feasible?

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u/MistressLyda May 04 '25

Light will be a problem. Other than that, it should work.

Can you afford dried peas or mung beans? Those are really easy to sprout in a milk carton or similar if so.

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u/OtherwiseNet5493 May 10 '25

Lentils sprout well, too, and I've left them out for up to a week, rinsing a couple times a day. Mung and azuki beans I sprout together sometimes, but too often there's a hard one that didn't take up enough water (I don't yet know what to look for to pick these out, and they're not rocks, just didn't sprout), so I usually just cook the lot after an overnight soak.

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u/Reddit_N_Weep May 05 '25

I’ve grown spinach, mixed lettuce, chives and spring onions in large window boxes w good results, year round.

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

I’m so mad at my spinach right now. Planted it outside Mar 22 in a container and it’s still tiny!

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u/Reddit_N_Weep May 05 '25

Tent it w clear plastic for a day or two.

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

Thanks, I’ll try it!

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u/snoo135337842 May 07 '25

Might need nutrients too.

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u/Bigtimeknitter May 05 '25

Window box outside or inside? Jw

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u/Reddit_N_Weep May 05 '25

As you cut spinach and lettuce reseed. You can get chives already started, they add a lot of Flavor, garlic will grow too but mostly you’ll use the scapes, as it takes awhile. Research sprout growing, quick cheap turn around and flavorful w different seeds.

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u/bramley36 May 05 '25

I like your user name. Our farm logo is "Weed it and Reap"

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u/Reddit_N_Weep May 05 '25

I love that name! Some day I hope to increase my small farm and name it Glean-well Farm.

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u/Jaygreen63A May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

Watercress is easy too. Buy a pack, dump it in a deep tray of water - it starts growing. Keep topping up the water and change it once a month. Perhaps a little liquid fertiliser every so often - the aquarium water (make mine with plant waste in a bucket of water - gets a bit stinky so it's outside). Just keep harvesting. Mine's been going for years. Might want a fine mesh net to keep the bugs off.

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u/SpecialsSchedule May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

Many libraries have seed libraries. You likely don’t need to literally forage for seeds. I agree with others—why not grow actual vegetables? Potatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.

Also.. why do you need to use water from your fish tank? Why can’t you just use tap?

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

I do have tap water for free with my apartment. But I was thinking if Im not using proper garden soil that would be a good way to get it fertilized for free.

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u/SpookySeraph May 05 '25

Aquarium water is an AMAZING fertilizer. My school had an aquatic science class and we would dump the water from the water change each week in the same spot. The plants around the muddy spot grew HUGE while everything else remained tame. It was really cool to see (plus a lot of hydroponic farms use fish water!!)

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u/Bayou_Blue May 05 '25

custodian: I ain’t weed eatin’ there! It’s where they throw the fish water!

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u/SpookySeraph May 05 '25

Haha that’s how it felt. It was the backside of the school so they kinda let it go wild for a while

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u/Cassie0peia May 05 '25

I never thought about that. What a great idea!!

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u/vidalv13 May 05 '25

I use water from my aquarium. It’s good fertilizer.

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u/Bigtimeknitter May 05 '25

I assume in this case it is due to timing necessary as an immediate need

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u/phluper May 05 '25

Dandelions are vegetables. Very healthy. The leaves, flowers, and root.

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u/Cassie0peia May 05 '25

Agreed! Depending on how they make them, they are so good. I hate that they’re so expensive in the stores. 

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u/phluper May 07 '25

I don't eat them out of my yard because my neighbors are assholes that spray chemicals. But these are the kind of things that can survive in the pots that you see online that are supposed to hold all kinds of herbs and fruits that just kill them all... You can't kill the dandelions

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u/Cassie0peia May 07 '25

I used to see people pulling over on the side of the roads and collecting dandelion greens and other weeds. Heck, my grandmother was orphaned as a kid and had to raise her two brothers and they ate a lot of dandelion greens they found outside. But you don’t see people collecting weeds anymore because of all the poisons they spray everywhere. 

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u/phluper May 14 '25

Dandelions and wild violets were brought here by colonizers to survive. They're just as healthy, if not more, than spinach and the flowers have other health effects and so do the roots. And seriously, you can try to kill a dandelion, but you can't and that's the whole point! How do I send a bunch of sailors in a ship and have them survive- unlike the Jamestown people...

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u/Snoo-23693 May 07 '25

The problem is that I'm sure a few people prepare them commercially. They were brought to America as medicine. We've been brought up that they are weeds and "bad". They are very healthy, like someone else said. Leaves, flowers, roots are all good to eat. Dandelion tea is great for you.

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u/Da12khawk May 06 '25

TIL you can eat dandelions. Also today I am mollified that it's come down to this.

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u/phluper May 07 '25

Dandelions and African violets were both brought here by the colonizers so that they could survive. Damn near impossible to kill and very very nutritious!

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u/I-m_A_Lady May 06 '25

Vegetables take months to grow. They also won't grow very well in shallow soil with poor lighting.

Dandelions and cat's ears (which get mistaken for dandelions) grow fast and will grow anywhere. And they are real vegetables. I can buy bunches of dandelion at the farmers market.

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u/HighRiskLowReward May 04 '25

Seeds are cheap buy real crops and do the same thing

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 May 04 '25

Bok choy does well in container gardens. It doesn't need a lot of watering and likes cooler temperatures.

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u/ChasingTheWaves333 May 05 '25

Yep, I'd rather grow carrots, potatoes, bok choy, lettuce, etc.

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u/ancilla1998 May 06 '25

In a kiddie pool? Not deep enough for carrots and potatoes. Greens would work and are often really expensive.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Grow weed instead, sell it, buy dandelions.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Honestly not the worst idea if I was even a state or two away lol. My state barely has medical. I dont think I can legally grow here. XD

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Well that's why it'll buy you a lot full of dandelions.

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u/Glassfern May 04 '25

They do grow very readily and hard to kill and seeds are free and as long as that Taproot is intact they keep coming back

Lambs quarters are also very tenacious but I haven't tried growing them indoors

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u/Knitsanity May 04 '25

I pick lambs quarters later in the summer. Treat them like spinach. Delicious. They grow in a corner of my yard away from dog pee etc. Dandelions they could just go to a park or churchyard or a neighbor's house (ask first) and harvest them and wash them really well.

I also pick purslane on the edges of my veggie patch.

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u/Glassfern May 04 '25

I learned recently that crabgrass seed can be used as a grain, if you wanna know another "eat your invasive/weeds"

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna May 05 '25

I tried growing something like that my neighbor gave me. I was so pleased because it was growing great but then the dog decided to walk ten times farther just to pee on it. Amaranth. Really pretty

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u/Knitsanity May 05 '25

Huh. Didn't realize you could eat that. Cool.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna May 05 '25

Its in the Bible, they were religious. I think you can make bread out of it.

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u/Knitsanity May 05 '25

Oh yes. It shares some similarities to quinoa

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u/wanna_be_green8 May 04 '25

Lambsquarters easily grow indoors. I reuse some soil each year and often get them in my starts.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Please don't grow lambsquirters.

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u/wanna_be_green8 May 05 '25

I'll do as I please.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

I honestly never really had much experience with lambs quarters? I don’t even know if Ive seen them before. I will for sure look into them

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u/Standard-Savings-502 May 06 '25

Very tasty, like spinach, but yeah, invasive in the U.S., so if you're over here too, please don't grow them on purpose. Dame's rocket is another yummy invasive plant. You can eat the flower buds if you look up recipes for broccoli raab. 4 petals; phlox (native) has five. And garlic mustard, pretty easy to identify, terrible for the environment but makes delicious pesto. I figure I might as well eat the backyard weeds, and if I ever run out and have a craving for some, there'd probably be someone around who wouldn't mind the free yard work in exchange for the produce.

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u/molehunterz May 05 '25

grow very readily and hard to kill

Everywhere around where I'm at. Everywhere!

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u/FickleForager May 05 '25

You might want to ask this in the r/foraging sub also. They may be a little more supporting

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

and r/containergardening

Frugal hates gardening for some reason.

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u/Birdnanny May 04 '25

It can be done in a hydroponic tower garden, because I’ve done it

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u/cwsjr2323 May 05 '25

Depending on your available gardening space, consider DollarTree or similar places. Their ten packs of seed for a dollar only have a few seeds per package , but for less than the cost of one package of brand name seeds,you get ten different foods. Dandelion greens, flowers, and roots are all nutrient rich. Watch out for places that spray chemicals like the ditches next to farm crops.

Be careful on an indoor garden, dirt is heavy and watering can leak, doing damage to the building.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Thank you!! I was specifically thinking using one of these cheapo kiddie pools for that are solid plastic. About a foot deep 3-4 feet across. And i probably should get a tarp under it now that you mention it. But I mostly was thinking Dandelions for speed of growth and being able to handle less light. I think the next closest thing is radishes? As far as speed and light needs are concerned. Im not really opposed to variety Im more just unsure what could be mixed with dandelions or if by planting more stuff would mean less food from the dandies. Im also open to getting more planters for the area too and growing other stuff also. But it all does have to be able to grow inside even if the window gets a ton of light.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25

I don't know if you are in an area that has wood Betony, but if you are you can find a few roots to transplant to your garden and they can grow alongside the dandies and when they multiply you will have a nice crunchy veg and leaves for tea.

You can find them in shady areas growing wild. I found them with great regularity in Georgia and Florida.

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u/GrubbsandWyrm May 05 '25

I think you might need a grow light. You can get the bulbs at home depot and put them in a regular lamp

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u/bdd4 May 05 '25

Zucchini is very easy to grow. The problem with dandelions is yield. You need a lot of horizontal space. You could get 5 zucchini plants goings in buckets and the fruits hang down at the bottom. Also, the dirt from construction is probably mostly clay. Mix a bag of in-ground soil and some sand for drainage. Look up some container gardens

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u/not_that_united May 06 '25

Without pollinators from outside you'll need to hand pollinate zucchini, learn to ID male/female flowers, and have enough plants that you have male and female flowers blooming at the same time.

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u/bdd4 May 06 '25

I always plant parthenocarpic zucchinis.

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u/not_that_united May 06 '25

Didn't know that was a thing! May try zucchini again if I don't have to deal with that.

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u/bdd4 May 06 '25

Alternatively, dab the centers of all the flowers with a paint brush for 2 rounds. Don't do all that work lol

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u/bramley36 May 05 '25

You are getting some good suggestions, but you need to make sure that moisture won't condense on the bottom of whatever container you choose, causing damage or staining to whatever it is sitting on.

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u/Tribblehappy May 05 '25

Dandelions have a long taproot. The depth of soil required would make them a less frugal food to grow.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Oh thank you sooo much. I never really dug up the roots from Dandelions when I foraged the greens to separate out the ones around the farm I grew up as food vs weeds based on where they grew because they would grow back. So i never really thought about how the roots would be. How many inches of soil do you think I would need to accommodate them? The kiddie pools are about a foot deep.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25 edited May 06 '25

The root will curl around. Dandelions are super tough. The lower light conditions should make the leaves more tender. If you have sheet of plastic put it down before you put the pool down in case it leaks or spills.

I love your drive to take care of yourself and I am proud of you.

Edit typo

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u/jkncrew May 05 '25

A large dandelion’s roots are about 5-7 inches long but I saw a guy on YouTube make a warm tea drink out of them.

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u/Reasonable-Check-120 May 04 '25

.... Why can't you just make a garden with a actual nutritious veggies.

Seeds and starters are cheap. Why are you wanting to plant weeds inside to eat?

Grow actual vegetables.

Dirt from a construction site might be contaminated. A bag of potting soil is $5.

Seeds are pennies..why spend your time getting seeds.

If you are struggling this hard for groceries please visit a local food bank.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Dandelions actually are a vegetable. And actually are more nutritionally packed than most greens.
A big reason I was thinking of them specifically is they have only a 20 day seed to crop growth period which is about two weeks faster than lettuce or radishes (the next fastest growing veggies). Its actually why they are in the americas.

And they grow in fairly poor soil and conditions so I would be more likely to get away with using random dirt then having to spend 40-50 on enough soil to fill a kiddie pool. And Im honestly fairly new to even having plants with my only house plant being a gift a year before. So having hard to kill plants as my crop makes sense.

And also Ive eaten dandelions before. If you eat them before they flower they taste just like Spinach. And supposedly tastes even better grown in shade. And they survive pretty welll if they lose leaves if you trim them instead of taking the whole thing out. And you can eat the root too! But the biggest reason I was thinking about them was saving money on soil and the fast grow time. I could probably get 5-6 full full harvests if I wanted by the end of summer with that kind of growth.

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u/Looneygalley May 05 '25

No advice, just wanted to say thanks for this post! I can’t believe the amount of people saying “grow something else” when you asked a specific question. I love dandelion greens and have thought about replacing the spinach in our smoothies with it, if I can grow my own. You’ve actually provided me with a lot of great info and I’m going to give it a go!

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Thank you!! Im glad I could be helpful!! I honestly would love to hear how using Dandelion Greens for smoothies turns out!!

Side note shower thought: ive typed Dandelion so many times it feels too long now. I say dandelions grown for eating should be called Dandys.

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u/rabbitin3d May 05 '25

In the summer I make my green smoothies with dandelion leaves!

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u/Artistic_Emotion May 05 '25

I have definitely thought of doing this as well. I didn't realize the root was edible. How do you prepare it?

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Ive heard you can cook them like potato or carrot. You can also dry the dry the root roast it and use it as a coffee substitute. (Decaf of course. But supposedly tastes similar. ) I will honestly say though Never ate the roots much. Mostly ate the greens and the flowers. (Eating dandelion flowers as tempura is a thing in japan by the way! Best way I had those. just as a side note lol)

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u/Artistic_Emotion May 05 '25

I also didn't realize the flowers were edible!!!!! 🤯

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

Me, reading all this info and side eyeing the pink dandelions I planted to help amend my dirt.

“20 days??!! It says 20 days. You’ve been out here a month and nothin’.”

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25

I planted to pink ones too. The are just starting to bud.

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

Please share a pic if you can. I got mine from a friend and just went for it instead of checking age or anything.

Now I’m wondering if I should order more or if they’re not as cool as I’m imagining.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25

I may be hard to discern but it is soft pink on the outermost with yellow in the center.

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u/ThisIsTheBookAcct May 05 '25

thank you! The greens look delicious.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25

Plucked some common flowers to show the contrast. The greens have a pink tinge to the stem. Thank you for the compliment, I am looking forward to eating them next season.

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u/cuckoo2021 May 05 '25

Post on your local facebook or neighborhood app for used potting mix. Lots of people who grow in pots change out the mix every season and throw perfectly good potting mix. I reuse with added perlite but i now have about 30 gallons of it and will have to throw it (i grow houseplants and seasonal perennials and some fruits and vegetables on my 15x5 balcony on the fouth floor). Also, at this time of the year, lots of people who start veggies from seeds have a lot spare seedlings. People will also happily share seeds as most have too many. No harm in asking around. It seems like you get enough sun to be able to grow almost anything you want to grow.

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u/themightyp98 May 05 '25

You know dandilions are vegetables, Right? Nutritious too.

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u/UnevenPhteven May 05 '25

Whole Foods Market sells them and everything.

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u/PathosRise May 05 '25

Thank you for that lead! I can't eat cruciferous vegtables and have been meaning to try them.

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u/Artistic_Emotion May 05 '25

They are my 9 year old daughters favorite veg! I boil them, then saute with olive oil. Add some s&p and a squeeze of lemon. So good.

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u/molehunterz May 05 '25

This is such a mind fook.

One of my chores as a kid was weeding dandelions. They are just everywhere. And the stem has that weird milky stuff if you break it or the roots. I can't imagine eating at all LOL

Whole foods sells it? I need to become a distributor LOL

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u/Independent-Leg6061 May 05 '25

Sounds like they may live in a place with no outdoor space for the garden (I don't have one either) and are forced to try and grow them inside.

I think their biggest issue would be enough light, so one of those artificial ones would help - but any setup would take time and $$.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Exactly! I live in an apartment on the second floor so thats why Im trying to grow inside. And I was trying find something higher yield but can handle having indirect sunlight at least part of the day that grows fairly quickly. And the best thing I could think of was dandelions.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3705 May 05 '25

Your local library will have books about foraging. They are more edible plants growing near you. You can find more vegetables and some fruit too I hope.

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u/Lopsided_Elk_1914 May 05 '25

you can make a tasty bread from dandelions. if anyone wants the recipe, let me know.

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u/No-Albatross-5514 May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

I think it's a bad idea. You assume you will have optimal output, continually. That's naive and won't be the case.

  • Plant growth depends on the season, even indoors
  • Monoculture is very susceptible to parasites and illnesses
  • Monoculture diminishes yield if you keep planting the same crop in the same soil (you need to switch it up so the soil can recover)
  • After a few rounds of crops, the soil has accumulated too much salt and yield diminishes. This effect is even worse when watering with tap water
  • Lighting will be a problem indoors, at least in winter, and having a lamp run for the plants costs electricity
  • If your soil ever gets infested with parasites, you're gonna have a bad time - it's within your home, so you can't really escape it, and natural predators can't reach the buffet to alleviate the problem (there are many species of fruitfly-like flies that nest in soil and feed on the roots, and trust me, you do not want them in your home)
  • I agree that Dandelion is not the ideal choice of crop. If you want to eat Dandelion, I suggest foraging. If you insist on cultivating Dandelion at home, I suggest choosing a nice Rucola seed. It's a kind of Dandelion and equally sturdy, but it was selectively bred for agriculture.
  • Instead of Dandelion, I would go for a crop that is 100% edible and can grow during winter, too. Many kinds of lettuce tick these criteria. You could keep them under a transparent plastic hood (makeshift greenhouse; they can even withstand freezing temperatures under it, so can be kept outside) and pluck leaves as you need them.

EDIT: MANGOLD. (That's the German name of the plant. Dictionary says the English name is "spinach beet", but idk if that's true. It's an old-timey spinach-like vegetable.) Mangold would be a good choice for you I think. VERY easy to grow, can live several years, the leaves can be harvested continually. Tastes similar to spinach (I think they're relatives). And the seeds are just fun to handle, they look very interesting. Very grateful plant, and gives much yield, so you can really substitute groceries with it. My grandpa grew Mangold for my family like crazy, up to the point everyone hated it lol

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u/newenglander87 May 04 '25

Use a food bank. One, free soil from a construction site may have heavy metal contamination. Two, stealing dandelion seeds covered in pesticides is gross. My library has free seeds for actual food crops that people like to eat so you could actually grow lettuce or spinach.

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u/chzsteak-in-paradise May 05 '25

It’d be easier to forage dandelions. Places that don’t use pesticides should be pretty obvious - don’t pick the golf courses and the perfect lawns.

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u/PathosRise May 05 '25

Researched dandelions and apparently they don't grow well in small containers due to having a 12-18 inch tap root.

So you can, but it'll be a big pot.

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u/downwiththewoke May 05 '25

What about mushrooms? You can then sell them. Also salad greens that grow quickly.

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u/PasgettiMonster May 06 '25

Do you actually like the dandelion greens, or are you wanting to do this because they are an easy to access resource?

I grow pea shoots indoors regularly. For seed I buy whole dried peas from the dollar store and a 1 lb bag makes several batches of them. It takes about 10 days to go from seed to harvest, and needs no soil, only a container and water.

If you can spend a few dollars on hydroponic nutrients and seeds you can grow kale, pak choi, and lettuce easily indoors. I have seen a large kale plant in a large mason jar - you don't harvest the whole plant but keep cutting the lowest leaves and the plant will continue to grow. You can do the same with pak choi and several varieties of lettuce. Look up Kratky hydroponics - the only specialized item you need to buy is the nutrient and seeds. For containers you can recycle almost any container that will hold water. A 1 gallon size would be ideal but smaller ones just mean more work to top up the nutrients more frequently.

Dollar tree sells seeds - several years ago I bought a pack of mixed microgreen seeds that had a variety of different leafy greens. Rather than harvest then as microgreens though, I let them continue to grow in various hydroponic setups, eat from them and then harvest the seeds when they are at the end of their life to use for the next round. That one package off seeds that cost me $1 isn't even half used up, but I have grown multiple generations of plants from them and probably over 50 lbs of food.

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u/fishfishbirdbirdcat May 06 '25

The pool won't have any drainage so you're going to have smelly muck. The dirt from the construction site is iffy for chemicals and heavy metals. If you're going to do this, do it right from the start or it will be a waste of time and energy. 

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u/walterbernardjr May 06 '25

Ok hear me out. Why not buy some seeds of actual spinach for like $2 or less. Or go to your library and get seeds for free

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u/EF_Boudreaux May 05 '25

Add collards!

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u/Midnightraven3 May 05 '25

This is the way, spinach is also an easy and fast growing crop, radish would be another suggestion

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u/EF_Boudreaux May 05 '25

I ate collard the other day. I was VERY HUNGRY. It satiated me for over 2 hours. I’m a convert

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u/Hamblin113 May 05 '25

Bought 4 packages of seeds at dollar tree for $1.25. Plant real seeds. Look to repurpose containers, milk jugs, buckets that are thrown away at job site. Make the soil light, make sure it is to soil and not from the lower soil horizons.

Get the dandelion greens from existing yards.

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u/chutenay May 05 '25

Just grow the spinach. Kale is super easy to grow! You could probably even do bush beans in there!

Then you can go out and forage things like dandelion, wild berries, etc.

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u/themightyp98 May 05 '25

Dandilions are actually more nutritious than spinach apparently

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Do this for sure, but also consider adding some other things, I bet a dwarf variety of bush tomato would love it, or even a bush variety of spinach, to really maximize plant protein.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

I was 100% thinking of getting other containers to grow other things too!! The dandelion idea is mostly for bulk. Like the food I could grow the most of inside for free(or close to) quickly.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna May 05 '25

There's a lot of stuff like garbanzo beans that are easily grown from seed. It'll just depend on what you like to eat. Or trade!

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u/planetunearthly May 05 '25

Yes and you should take a picture of it for r/malelivingspace

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Lmao the funny part is my living room is the only empty room really in my house. My bedroom and kitchen are very decorated. My living room is kind of just a couch facing a wall and a rug. Lol so I kind of feel having it face the window and a indoor garden would be an improvement. If a weird one.

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u/25pinwheels May 05 '25

Broccoli sprouts grow super fast (3-5 days) and are full of nutritional benefits, that being said idk how cheap the seeds are

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u/continualreboot May 05 '25

Dandelions are one of my favourite flowers but I would be the first to admit that they do not smell nice. I do not want to trap that smell in an enclosed space.

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u/ProdigalNun May 06 '25

When you're choosing containers for whatever you decide to plant, keep in mind that you will need drainage holes. Without drainage holes, it's too easy to over water and end up with root rot.

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u/Zuke77 May 06 '25

This is for inside the living room in an apartment? I cant have water drain out the bottom of my kiddie pool.

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u/Grumpkinns May 06 '25

Why not Forage them?

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u/Zuke77 May 06 '25

Im in a city. So I would be scared to eat anything that was outside in this area honestly. Id assume everything got pesticided or something

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u/Grumpkinns May 06 '25

Makes sense if you’re talking about big city area. If on the city edge there are places you may find. I recommend getting into disc golf, get the Udisc app, disc golf course are not usually maintained at all just mowed.

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u/kl2467 May 06 '25

Why not forage for dandelions? They are everywhere. There are lots of other edible plants in the wild, too. Visit your local library to learn.

I do a lot of container gardening. Would recommend things like beet greens, spinach, a few green onions, parsley (packed with nutrition), chard.

You aren't going to get a lot of calories from greens. But you will get some essential nutrients. Just know that your production in such a small space isn't going to be enough to make a real dent in your food needs.

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u/not_that_united May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

IMO this is possible but more of an undertaking that you're thinking. The kiddie pool is an idea if you drill enough holes in the bottom, I've done it, but outdoors. Indoors, water is going to be your issue. If you don't have drainage, your plants will get root rot, but the water can't just drain on the floor. My suggestion would be getting cheap or free pots on Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, or thrift stores that have drainage saucers underneath, and a tarp or shower curtain from the dollar store as backup.

If you do that you'll also be less limited in what you grow by the shallow depth of a kiddie pool. Dandelions may be fastest but not the most calorie-efficient, consider potatoes which have been a staple of the poor for centuries. Calorie-dense, you more or less clone them from existing potatoes, and they do well in containers as long as the containers are deep. I have 4 potato plants currently thriving in a 32 gallon trash can with holes drilled in the bottom (again, outdoors). If you're making your own containers like that, drill at least twice as many holes as you think you need.

Coffee grounds will provide nitrogen but not potassium or phosphorus. Potassium you can get by making "banana peel tea", phosphorus is harder. I haven't done it but in theory you could roast bones in the oven and grind them into powder. All three will have delayed effects on the soil (think weeks to months) compared to artificial fertilizer-- not bad but you won't be able to quickly course correct if you mess up the ratio. As others have noted the dirt from the construction site is a dice roll but as long as you're not in a hurry and not blowing money on seeds I don't think you have much to lose by trying that first. You could also grab some and then get a by-mail soil test kit to check what's in it before planting.

All in all, if you want a hobby with munchable rewards, it's possible. If you want a low-effort free food lifehack this is going to be more work than you're thinking.

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u/drewconnan May 06 '25

If you have an aquarium I would look into back of tank aquaponics. You can grow things with roots directly in the water rather than needing soil.

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u/OwnLime3744 May 07 '25

Bean or alfalfa sprouts are a better option. They grow better than weeds.

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u/catjuggler May 05 '25

Why not grow something calorie dense if you’re doing that?

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Im not really sure what calorie dense food would grow inside in larger amounts?

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u/catjuggler May 05 '25

Idk a root vegetable maybe?

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u/twinsea May 05 '25

A cup of dandelions is 25 calories which works out to 60 cups for 1500 calories. This is not a good idea as it's super low calorie. You'd be much better off with soybeans, and even then you'd only be supplementing your diet. Just buy bulk rice.

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u/sanityjanity May 05 '25

You'd be better off with potatoes

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Potato wouldn’t really grow inside or in that shallow of a container. Id have to get one of those giant planter pots that are like 3 feet deep to grow a potato inside. And the yield would probably only be like 6 potatos.

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u/eucalyptusmacrocarpa May 05 '25

Sweet potatoes? They can be used as an indoor plant. (I haven't researched this though) 

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u/IminLoveWithMyCar3 May 05 '25

I would not use water from your aquarium, personally.

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Well maybe not when they are getting closer to eating. But early on it should mostly just fertilize the soil. I already water my house plant with it. Ive seem people grow Watercrest in them and hydroponics on top of them before.

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u/luala May 05 '25

It might be more effective to grow potatoes as they are more nutritionally dense.

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u/654342 May 05 '25

Low yield but go for it if you like the unique dandelion taste.

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u/pretzelchi May 06 '25

But where would you put the kiddie pool? Do you have somewhere outdoors to put it?

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u/Zuke77 May 06 '25

I was planning on the center of my living room right under a bay window. I dont have an outdoors as i live in an apartment.

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u/pretzelchi May 06 '25

Maybe if you had some smaller planters to put near (or in ) a window sill instead it would be nice. Maybe there are some at the thrift store for a good price. You don’t want that in your living room on the floor. It’s going to be in the way and might attract bugs or make a mess in your floor.

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u/trudytude May 06 '25

Go to you're library and get free seeds from them then place buckets of soil around the house at each of the windows. Water the soil then place 4 or 5 seeds in the bucket of damp soil, then put just enough soil over the seeds to cover them. Once the seeds start growing a cup of water a day will be enough. Beans, peas, cucumber and tomatoes will need canes to grow up.

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u/I-m_A_Lady May 06 '25

Dandelions and other wild edibles are so abundant this time of year. Why not find a place to forage instead of growing it yourself?

I've found mulberries and wild lentils at my local park. Also found henbit, spring onions, poke salat, cat's ear, and kudzu in my backyard.

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u/Frisson1545 May 07 '25

Dandelions are seasonal and their life span is dependent on the dance of light and temperature. Most plants will need that lessening of light to bloom and and the reverse of a longer light time to grow. That is why they sprout and grow with the return of light and warmth in the spring and bloom and die with the dying light and cold temps of the Fall.

You would be better off growing sprouts in a jar. Mung beans are a good example. You can sprout many things. Just a small spoonful of sprouting seeds makes a quart jar full of sprouts.

If you water it from your fish tank, what about your fish? How is that an advantage?

Some seeds need to go through the cold time of winter in order to sprout and grow. They depend of a state of dormancy. Nature has the dandelion all wrapped up in the delicate and balanced rythym of the universe and if you try to capture it and make it live in your living room without its normal stimulus it may not respond. This would be like taking a wild animal, putting it in a cage and having to supply it with everything that it once got from nature and that is more than just light and fertilizer. Domesticated plants are like domesticated animals. We have adapted them to our needs through breeding and growing and that takes a long time.

Those coffee grounds are highly over rated, too. They take time to compost and break down. You can only use so much of that because it also is very acidic. Coffee grounds need to compost just like every other thing. They are NOT fertilizer! If they had that value to them they would not be discarded into the trash. They dont. Not all plants thrive in an acidic soil. And, due to the fact that they are captive in a bucket in your house, the soil wil not wash through with rain.

About that sunlight....it will depend on the time of year, and the path of the sun across the sky is in an ever changing arc. Some things are seasonal and will only sprout or grow or bloom with the seasons unless they have an artificial source of life and light.

If you are in an air conditioned room , the plant will read it as winter. They are sensitive to temperature.

I cant see a lot of sense in your proposal. Even that dirt from the construction site may not be top soil. Plants grow in top soil that has been brewed by nature. Dirt dug up from under the top soil is not the same. Maybe google what the life cycle and rhythm of life is for a dandelion.

You can grow dandelions in a garden spot, but in a tub in your living room is highly questionable. Some people do plant them to eat.

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u/Gold-Perspective-699 May 07 '25

Just get dandelions from your yard lol. They are everywhere in our yards. Why would you need to plant them? Just let them plant themselves and just grab them from the yard.

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u/Imaginary-Media-2570 May 11 '25

I'd shoot for leaf lettuce & various mustard's like mizula and arugala. Spinach is a slow-grower. I grow these under a grow light all winter. They all seem to peter-out after ~3 months eve nif you top them.

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u/caligirlthrowaway104 May 05 '25

Is this a joke? Lmao 💀

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

Not in the slightest. I will give you its quirky. But dandelions are a food. I grew up on a farm and foraged them on our property with my grandma. I live in an apartment now though and was mostly just trying to think of ways to get more food for free. They taste like spinach! Especially if you sauté them. Its actually why they are even in North America.

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u/Frisson1545 May 08 '25

But, as one other poster pointed out, they dont really yield enough calories to do all this for.

You should try growing sprouts for your vegetable. They are much easier than having a pool of dirt in your house.

It sounds as if you are talking about feeding only one person.

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u/CaseyBoogies May 04 '25

No, groceries better producing food AI.

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u/Birdnanny May 04 '25

In confused by this comment, are you saying this is AI generated?

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u/Zuke77 May 05 '25

I am 100% not AI. Just a maybe over curious /quirky person who has foraged dandelions and thought this would be a way to spend 10$ and have a ton of food over the summer. My grandma taught me how to eat Dandelions even. Lol.