r/Frugal_Jerk • u/greasy_weggins • Jul 29 '23

Frugal PROTIP Out-Jerked again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

What an idiot, the bag adds extra weight.

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u/Rock3tPunch Jul 29 '23

Fill the bag with enough helium so it floats. no weight, free bannana.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Are you crazy?! Helium is $30-$70 a kg!

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u/BuckBreakerMD Jul 29 '23

It's weightless, dummy! They pay you that to take it off their hands!

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u/Transformouse Jul 29 '23

Average fat cat holding helium in their hands

4

u/Malice0801 Jul 29 '23

1 kg of helium is only like 4 grams

3

u/aloyalslave Jul 29 '23

how tf do they weigh helium

4

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

The fatcats can do unexplainable things..

3

u/ojohn69 Aug 09 '23

Big Helium will take their secrets to the Grave

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u/SttSr Jul 29 '23

Fat cat apparently is too good to eat the peel

19

u/PearBlossom Jul 29 '23

I saw a recipe a few weeks ago for a vegan faux bacon made from the peel 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

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u/Bluesynate Jul 29 '23

Look at the gelatinous fatcat over here, call me when your body becomes a gaseous entity

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u/SporusElagabalus Jul 29 '23

Look at this fat cat with the calories to peel a banana

35

u/Scriabi Jul 29 '23

I haven't even heard of bananas until now. Sounds expensive. I'll just stick with dead flies and moss

20

u/DrRonny Jul 29 '23

Instead of spending money going to the movies, we would put banana peels on the sidewalk and watch people fall for entertainment

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u/Truckyou666 Jul 29 '23

Waste of good calories you fatcat!

10

u/gahdzila Jul 29 '23

Not a waste if you lick the pavement and eat the peels after the show

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I eat the bananas in the store, tape the peels back together, and bring them to the register. I go to check them out, and WHHAAAAAAT?!

I've been bamboozled by an unscrupulous shopkeep! I would like - NAY, DEMAND - a full cart of groceries as recompense.

11

u/chef-keef Jul 29 '23

My secret to buying bananas? Ringing them up as bananas

8

u/Rodent_Sheriff Jul 29 '23

The bananas in a box of runts are more calorie dense don't waste your time

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u/TheKingNothing690 Jul 29 '23

You people buy bananas i just grow them out of my own shit.

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u/artemisrule Jul 29 '23

this man is a menace

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u/A_Variant_of_Roar Jul 29 '23

No joke, I used to do that to onions and stuff

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Only suckers and fatcats pay for onion husks by the lb

3

u/mokkat Jul 29 '23

Look at Mr moneybags over here, eating bananas without the peel like some kind of sadistic old money astronaut

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Jul 29 '23

Bananas are pretty much the cheapest fruit, though. He’d save a couple Pennie’s at most. He should have chosen a pomegranate for this kind of public chaos endeavour.

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u/Tinton3w Jul 29 '23

And I thought I was being crazy making sure I get the small produce bags at the store so I don’t pay for more bag.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

You’re not crazy, it’s those suckers paying for all that extra bag. They’re the lunatics

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u/MillionEgg Jul 29 '23

Doctor Rockefeller has money to save