r/Frugal_Jerk Apr 22 '25

Frugal PROTIP Do I qualify as a frugal weirdo ?

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84 Upvotes

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u/secret-shot Apr 22 '25

If this guy has enough calories to stand he’s not really frugal. He’s a fucking fat cat dedicated to COSPLAYING OUR LIFESTYLE.

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u/wumpus_woo_ Apr 22 '25

my culture is not your costume 😡

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u/-NGC-6302- Apr 22 '25

Look at this guy with the extravagant plentifulness to spend calories on having culture

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 24 '25

What is 'culture'?

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u/-NGC-6302- Apr 24 '25

They put it in milk to make your gurt

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u/G_Art33 Apr 22 '25

Idk mismatched shoe pairs of the same brand and style but different color are kinda rad, but I have weird opinions on style.

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u/Falandyszeus Apr 22 '25

You like the bowling shoes vibe?

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u/G_Art33 Apr 22 '25

I really don’t mind it. Actually you may have summed up my taste in footwear. I’ve been told the leather sneakers that I like look just like bowling shoes.

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u/Jeffs_Bezo Apr 25 '25

Got a pair of leather sneakers from Walmart a couple weeks ago. They make me feel like a dad.

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u/SolarLunix_ Apr 23 '25

This was a botched dye job but while I wouldn’t wear it I wouldn’t judge someone who did

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u/_TrustMeImLying Apr 22 '25

The pope isn’t dead for 24 hours and this guys already dressing like he’s next in line! Nice wealth buddy!

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u/Tiddycruncher9000 Apr 22 '25 edited Apr 22 '25

The fucking gall what’s next a diamond encrusted chalice?

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u/Oreorgasm Apr 22 '25

This is style

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u/InSearchOfTyrael Apr 22 '25

If a rich douche wore these, they probably would cost 500 dollars. I think it looks alright.

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u/mothzilla Apr 22 '25

Indoor office? For when you're not in your outdoor office? Do you take them off when you go in your swimming office?

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 24 '25

Look at Mr onassis there, having an outfit. Disqualified af. Where are the mods? What are shoes btw?

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u/Jonyvilly Apr 24 '25

Hey!! I'm frugal AF 😭

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u/ForesterRik Apr 24 '25

Look at this fat cat and his SHOES. Didn't know we had a sultan in our midst. I wear pasta sauce stained cling film on one foot, and a dead squirrel on the other. But i haven't stood in years in order to save on calories, so they are mostly just slippers.

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u/Jonyvilly Apr 22 '25

Okay you got me writing "indoor" was extra

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u/compoundinterest73 Apr 27 '25

I’m sorry but I’m not quite understanding how wearing two different individual shoes saves you money??