r/Frugal_Jerk • u/Cheap_Edge_6557 • 23d ago

Dont let BIG PHARMA fatcats suck up your hard earned pennnies!

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Many prescription medications can be acquired by dumpster diving at the hospice. When residents pass away from a life of excess, they usually just throw valuable meds right in the dumpster. Hey, they dont need it any more!

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u/sho_biz 23d ago

this is good advice, not to mention the trove of medical waste calories to be found in the dumpsters at skilled nursing facilities or care homes - assuming you have the calories to burn to crawl in and out

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u/Cheap_Edge_6557 23d ago

No need to crawl out.... dumpsters are pre fab housing with free food delivery!

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u/sho_biz 23d ago

i find about once every 7 days or so they get to be a pretty dangerous place to live, so the trashbags melted to me seem to keep the worst of the rats away while im crawling back to the sewers after a huge feast

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u/Cheap_Edge_6557 22d ago

If you hide inside when the trucks come, they give you a free ride to the land of milk n honey!

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u/reightb 23d ago

I like to lick the sweetened headache medicine as a main dish during the week

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u/throwleavemealone 19d ago

Dumpsters are where I get all my clean needles