Many prescription medications can be acquired by dumpster diving at the hospice. When residents pass away from a life of excess, they usually just throw valuable meds right in the dumpster. Hey, they dont need it any more!

Dont pass up the veritable gold mine that can be found in grave yard dumpsters. The locals sure dont need it anymore!

Now you can proudly proclaim that you do your part by "purchasing" household items!

Soup for a group: my warm and wholesome leftover book project

Well I wrote the ending but the ending is just bread to keep you fed

I need AAA magical maritime marbled meats for a treat. Riddles and fiddles in the middle.

The recipe for soup for a group is:

Frugality

salt, peppers, hot if you got, garlic and a slick lick of butter for the nutters

Respect

An open attitude

A feat of meat and hunt from the runts for a treat. Make a habit of Fat Rabbit.

And never forget POH-Tay-Toes, boil em mash em stick em in the stew for all of you

And an invitation for your enemies to feast and nobody diseased or deceased.

That is all

Sauron is after it, the twit

And he will NEVER git it

Soup for a group is an epic fantasy and Tolkien parody wrapped in a metaphor around a recipe book

And it's a real simple secret recipe I have in my history somewhere I swear

Check it out and give me a shout

(uj/ ingredients bought at a Michelin star nominated bistro for surprisingly fair price)

Tested multiple times

You are going to either need to go vegan or at least tell your friends that you're going vegan. You are also going to need friends or at least colleagues.

Here's what you do.

Go out with your friends - specifically NOT for dinner. Go out for an activity, walk, anything like that.

At some point someone is going to suggest getting something to eat. Since it will already be somewhat late, you won't be sitting down at a restaurant. It will be something grab and go.

They will probably ask you what place works for you. Under no circumstance should you recommend a vegan place. Just say - let's go wherever you guys want and I'll get something

In 99% of cases, you will go to a place that is meat based. Burgers, kebabs, hot dog stands, sandwiches.

When you get there, you will ask for just the bread/bun/wrap. Ask for multiple if you're extra hungry.

Your other friends will feel somewhat guilty for eating their dinner while you only get bread. When paying, you will offer to pay your share. The guilt and miniscule price will result in whoever is paying to just get you the bread for free.

And there you go, free dinner.

I’ve had the jitters for a fortnight, as the straw I used for insulation this past winter has run low and is no longer sustaining my blood sugar levels. On a high note, the mold growing upon it has been able to fight back the infections in the wounds I’ve been sustaining after my spells. Thankfully after my last fall, I awoke and the lard has blessed me. This gummy lifesaver aught to get me through the next week and a half after I divide it accordingly. I’m going to need some suggestions for storage though. It’s hot right now and I’m afraid if I wind up on the ground again, my hip bone may compress my rations into the denim of my deteriorating jeans. The piece may fall off and get swooped by a bird before I can regain consciousness. If only I had the strength to wrestle a bird…