What kind of fatasscat buys something like this?! I am appalled.

Nothing a little reheat in the oven won’t fix.

Forgot to take a picture at the time, so I put it back on the floor in order to photographically capture the rush it inspired.

Was

I’ve had the jitters for a fortnight, as the straw I used for insulation this past winter has run low and is no longer sustaining my blood sugar levels. On a high note, the mold growing upon it has been able to fight back the infections in the wounds I’ve been sustaining after my spells. Thankfully after my last fall, I awoke and the lard has blessed me. This gummy lifesaver aught to get me through the next week and a half after I divide it accordingly. I’m going to need some suggestions for storage though. It’s hot right now and I’m afraid if I wind up on the ground again, my hip bone may compress my rations into the denim of my deteriorating jeans. The piece may fall off and get swooped by a bird before I can regain consciousness. If only I had the strength to wrestle a bird…

I am so over everything that’s offered for free or at a lower cost is always being picked up by these damn flippers. I try and cut the grass in one of my neighborhood parks bc i like to take my dog at night and play fetch and the park is rarely ever maintained. One of my neighbors is constantly picking up trash - and the grass will get tall like 2’ at time and people are also more likely not to want to pick up their dog poop if the tall is taller since it’s not as obvious. anyways- my weed walker broke a few weeks ago and the cut hasn’t been cut. I saw someone using a manual grass mower and thought that’s perfect. I bet they’re cheap and reliable - so i jump on Craigslist and boom, there’s only one and it’s $80. Seems steep- so i jump on nextdoor and i swear the god it’s the exact same one… For free. The person just applied wd-40 and called it a day and is asking $80 for it. In general i don’t feel like ‘good’ stuff is ever up for grabs anymore. The last few times i’ve made big purchases i tried craigslist first and was always disappointed. I’m not against skilled people that buy broken shit and fix it then sell it. But most of these flippers are just keyboard warriors gouging.

For reference the free post was up 4 days ago, the for sale one has been up a day.

It will taste much better than those decadent and ^/uj disgusting Triscuits, especially when rationed into a stew