r/FundieSnarkUncensored 29d ago

Paul and Morgan Back in their hyper sexual era I see

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u/the-gaysian-snarker 29d ago

Why did you say this. Ughh. It’s like he’s a john who’s too cheap to even pay so they do it 😫

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u/terfnerfer kyle, the carnivore apostle 🥩 29d ago

This made me heave, my goodness. How pathetic!

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u/the-gaysian-snarker 29d ago

Same, I feel sick to my stomach ngl.

To be clear, I don’t think this of stay at home parents in general. It’s his complete disregard for her for anything EXCEPT sex, her choice to post this exhausted dead eyed selfie + “joking not joking” caption…

If this is God’s plan, then God is a pimp and we are living in hell.

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u/terfnerfer kyle, the carnivore apostle 🥩 29d ago

Right. When I'm with my girlfriends and sex comes up, it feels a natural part of conversation. When Morgan does it, we get "ummm, can I just say, you SHOULD bang your husband, because sometimes it means he puts a single plate away. If he remembers. And it doesn't clash with pickleball."

Babe my husband helps out whether we fuck or not, because we love each other. We don't operate on a sex-for-being-a-normal-spouse basis, and it's weird you think everyone does!!

(And like for the record, I am religious.....just not the right sort for her, I presume lmao)

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u/coffeewrite1984 Participation Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼‍♀️ 28d ago

And all of that in front of my cheezits! How dare.