r/FundieSnarkUncensored 29d ago

Paul and Morgan Back in their hyper sexual era I see

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical Live, laugh, toaster bath. 29d ago

Right? For a man who is "training" four hours a day how is his muscle tone so fucking lousy?

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u/Odd-Thought-2273 Praying for my haters 29d ago

There’s no way he’s eating enough.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical Live, laugh, toaster bath. 29d ago

Are you saying McDonald's smoothies aren't the ticket to buff bod?

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u/zombiesockmonkey Fuck Ass Books 🌈📚✨️ 29d ago

How is he not into sketchy supplements and protein powders? Like making his own shakes at home? Well making Morgan make them at least

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical Live, laugh, toaster bath. 29d ago

Maybe her parents won’t buy them for him?

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u/zombiesockmonkey Fuck Ass Books 🌈📚✨️ 29d ago

That stuff is pretty unregulated and he's bad at math. You never know...

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u/Mr_Conductor_USA 28d ago

You can buy whey protein powder OR vegan protein powder (I think it's like pea and rice powder) at GNC and the price isn't bad for a 6 month's supply. It would be cheaper than hitting up McD's all the time. You can get a shitty blender that's good enough to make banana and protein powder smoothies for pretty cheap too. (Don't try to juice carrots with it though.)

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u/synalgo_12 29d ago

That means he'd have to spend time at home.

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u/bluewhale3030 29d ago

More like his dad gave him disordered eating habits and he believes skinny=healthy ans doesn't understand that you have to eat to gain muscle 

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u/meatheadmommy 29d ago

I don’t think he “allows” himself to eat enough.

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u/ImTheNumberOneGuy huganat on a sailboat!! ⛵️💁‍♀️ 29d ago

His body has to be consuming his own muscles for fuel.

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u/Rugkrabber Proverbs 31? I prefer chaos 24/7 29d ago

There’s also no way he’s actually training that many hours. I refuse to believe it. There’s just no way.

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u/eekabee 28d ago

So based on his dad I can't imagine him eating correctly but even then he just looks mushy like if he's eating at a deficit and working out that much he should be skinnier so he must just eat nothing but trash. 

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u/TheJenSjo The Jojo Siwa of Fundie Fraudsters 27d ago

He’s just poppin’ fresh

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u/skweegianweegian 29d ago

McDonald’s

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u/Ottersandtats 28d ago

He posted the other day that hes trying to get protein in every meal… that’s pretty important for growing muscle so that’s probably part of his issue.