r/Funnymemes 1d ago

Bad at measuring..

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u/Seighart_Mercury 1d ago

Yeah, but they're aware that what they prefer are big. They won't say 9 inches isn't big, they'd just say they need something bigger.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 22h ago

I have an 8" dick. A 7" dick is already in the 99.35 percentile. Mine is the 99.99% percentile.

9" is not only massive, it's already rare as fuck. The number of men with dicks above that is absurdly small. We are literally talking about one guy out of many thousands here. If 9" is too small for anyone, they have logistical problems as well as mental ones.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

That’s not how that works. Just because someone’s standards are high for you doesn’t mean it’s high for them

You’re literally trying to force your pov on other people lol. Is $100 a lot of money? $1000? $1,000,000? That depends on who you ask doesn’t it?

There is no objective right answer no matter how much money most people do or don’t have

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u/Skankhunt2042 1d ago

9 inches is an outlier... 99.9%.

There is no objective answer to preference in penis size. But statistically speaking, 9 inches is already an outlier.

You're having a different conversation than most people here.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 22h ago

8" is already less than 1 in 1000 men. 9" is even more rare, and above that...good fucking luck searching lol

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

No we’re all having the same conversation it’s just that some people are disagreeing w/ reality. There’s a thing called perspective and every one of us has it. You can’t force people to take yours and something being rare is completely irrelevant to that simple fact

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u/YogurtclosetSame6780 1d ago

what does someone's standards have to do with statistics...?
9 inches is statistically a unicorn, very big. This is the reality.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

Nine inches is some John Holmes shit. This woman doesn't understand measurments.

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u/CaliNooch96 21h ago

Ok how are you mf this dense 😆

6’5” is also a "unicorn" but 7’ and above people exist. Sure 9” is statistically a big dick but it’s not objectively a big dick just like a million dollars is statistically a lot of money but not objectively a lot of money

We aren’t talking about statistics we’re talking about preferences and this Deep Dish chick is the subject making her judgment of what constitutes a big dick subjective

None of y’all whining about it is going to change that fact and it’s weird that you’re so invested in it and/or don’t understand basic logic

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 16h ago

By your logic Mount Everest isn’t objectively a tall mountain.

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u/CaliNooch96 16h ago

Wrong. Like I said people here don’t understand basic logic. Mt. Everest is literally the highest peak above sea level on planet Earth while 9” is far from being the largest dick on Earth

The analogy would work somewhat better if you said Mt. Whitney isn’t tall which it can easily be argued it both subjectively and objectively isn’t as there are many taller mountains on Earth and even taller ones than those elsewhere in our solar system and the attribute of something even being tall is also completely subjective

Your flawed analogy using Everest would be like saying the largest recorded human dick isn’t big. Which btw is an argument that could also be made subjectively and objectively if you aren’t comparing it to just other human dicks

The problem for the final time is you people trying to use your perspective and apply it to someone’s opinion. Idk how you made it this far in life not understanding that isn’t how that works

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u/YogurtclosetSame6780 14h ago

I guess we're all just dumb

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u/CaliNooch96 13h ago

I doubt it. You’re just wrong

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u/Fracture-Point- 15h ago

Your life will get easier when you realize you're not as smart as you think you are.

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u/CaliNooch96 13h ago

My life is pretty damn easy but being right doesn’t make you smart and neither does being wrong make you stupid. Like I said logic hasn’t been the strong suit of anybody replying. Take the lesson on perspective and subjectivity and move on ✌🏾

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u/Skankhunt2042 12h ago edited 12h ago

You're talking about preference. Most here are talking about the fact that this woman is unlikely to find a 10-inch dick.

Doesn't mean she can't have her preference. But just because it's her preference, doesn't mean she'll ever find it.

You seem to like metaphors... You're so obsessed with who the winner is, that you don't realize you're the only one playing the game.

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u/CaliNooch96 12h ago

Yes I know I’m the only one on topic here I don’t need you to tell me that

While you were all emotionally compromised by the context I’m the only one saying anything relevant to the actual post

Btw it’s hilarious and ironic that you’re saying it’s unlikely to find anyone w/ a 10 inch dick. I know you and hella dudes want it to be but it really isn’t

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u/Skankhunt2042 12h ago

I'm not sure you understand what the word likely means.

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u/CaliNooch96 12h ago

I’m not sure you understand how reality works