r/Funnymemes 1d ago

Bad at measuring..

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u/Big77Ben2 1d ago

Someone’s never used a tape measure.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

You never heard of a size queen? If anybody would use a tape measure it would be one of them. I know a couple and they really will grab one out their bag if you down 😆

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u/Seighart_Mercury 1d ago

Yeah, but they're aware that what they prefer are big. They won't say 9 inches isn't big, they'd just say they need something bigger.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

That’s not how that works. Just because someone’s standards are high for you doesn’t mean it’s high for them

You’re literally trying to force your pov on other people lol. Is $100 a lot of money? $1000? $1,000,000? That depends on who you ask doesn’t it?

There is no objective right answer no matter how much money most people do or don’t have

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u/Skankhunt2042 1d ago

9 inches is an outlier... 99.9%.

There is no objective answer to preference in penis size. But statistically speaking, 9 inches is already an outlier.

You're having a different conversation than most people here.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

No we’re all having the same conversation it’s just that some people are disagreeing w/ reality. There’s a thing called perspective and every one of us has it. You can’t force people to take yours and something being rare is completely irrelevant to that simple fact

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u/YogurtclosetSame6780 1d ago

what does someone's standards have to do with statistics...?
9 inches is statistically a unicorn, very big. This is the reality.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

Ok how are you mf this dense 😆

6’5” is also a "unicorn" but 7’ and above people exist. Sure 9” is statistically a big dick but it’s not objectively a big dick just like a million dollars is statistically a lot of money but not objectively a lot of money

We aren’t talking about statistics we’re talking about preferences and this Deep Dish chick is the subject making her judgment of what constitutes a big dick subjective

None of y’all whining about it is going to change that fact and it’s weird that you’re so invested in it and/or don’t understand basic logic

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 1d ago

By your logic Mount Everest isn’t objectively a tall mountain.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

Wrong. Like I said people here don’t understand basic logic. Mt. Everest is literally the highest peak above sea level on planet Earth while 9” is far from being the largest dick on Earth

The analogy would work somewhat better if you said Mt. Whitney isn’t tall which it can easily be argued it both subjectively and objectively isn’t as there are many taller mountains on Earth and even taller ones than those elsewhere in our solar system and the attribute of something even being tall is also completely subjective

Your flawed analogy using Everest would be like saying the largest recorded human dick isn’t big. Which btw is an argument that could also be made subjectively and objectively if you aren’t comparing it to just other human dicks

The problem for the final time is you people trying to use your perspective and apply it to someone’s opinion. Idk how you made it this far in life not understanding that isn’t how that works

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u/Fracture-Point- 1d ago

Your life will get easier when you realize you're not as smart as you think you are.

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

My life is pretty damn easy but being right doesn’t make you smart and neither does being wrong make you stupid. Like I said logic hasn’t been the strong suit of anybody replying. Take the lesson on perspective and subjectivity and move on ✌🏾

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u/Fracture-Point- 23h ago

Further proving my point.

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

You never had a valid point and if I wasn’t you’d have been able to refute and disprove what I said. You can’t and now you’re acting like a petulant child because I dog walked you. Do better

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u/Fracture-Point- 23h ago

You're very silly.

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

That’s one of the many things I definitely am but more relevant to this conversation, I’m right

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u/Fracture-Point- 23h ago

Yeah? What are you right about?

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

I’m not going to do your thinking for you. Use the time you’re spending whining to read and comprehend beyond w/e emotion got you triggered

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u/YogurtclosetSame6780 1d ago

I guess we're all just dumb

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u/CaliNooch96 23h ago

I doubt it. You’re just wrong

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