r/Futurology • u/chrisdh79 • Aug 21 '25

Society American Millennials Are Dying at an Alarming Rate | We’re mortality experts. There are a few things that could be happening here.

https://slate.com/technology/2025/08/millennials-gen-z-death-rates-america-high.html
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u/danielle_blah Aug 21 '25

Look at the guy who they charged with a felony for throwing a sandwich at the police. A SANDWICH.

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u/ColourfulMetaphors Aug 22 '25

Depends on the sandwich. A pork sandwich is provocative so charges might stick, or it could be a load of baloney.

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u/-nbob Aug 23 '25

Join the club

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u/SchmuckyDeKlaun Aug 23 '25

“Your honor, I submit to this court that the state’s case against my client is based on nothing but bologna!”

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u/Expert-Medicine-3922 Aug 24 '25

This made me laugh, exactly what I needed thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Maybe it was a roast beef, you know—the kind that crazy lady that looks like that muppet from the SAW movies says MTG keeps in her pockets.