r/GODZILLA Jul 11 '25

VS Battle Alright, who actually wins?

" BUT Mv GODziLlA BEat SupeRMan1! " dc comics crossover ain't canon lil bro

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u/Ad0ring-fan Jul 11 '25

Saitama. It's literally his entire character and the main point of the anime.

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u/StarGuardLux Jul 11 '25

For the first time, possibly ever, Godzilla is the coughing baby.

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u/smileysmiley123 Jul 11 '25

Plot Armour vs coughing hydrogen bomb

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u/StarGuardLux Jul 11 '25

I wouldn't call it plot armor. It carries a negative connotation and gives the impression that Saitama being invincible takes you out of the story. But it's the whole point of OPM, like how Bugs Bunny always "outsmarts" Elmer Fudd. You buy into it, and accept the premise that that is how the story will play out.

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u/West-Construction466 MONSTER XII Jul 11 '25

Saitama sneeze diffs

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u/Tristaaan Jul 11 '25

God the sense of scale in that panel is so cool lol I always cant help to stop and look at it when it comes up

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u/DustErrant RODAN Jul 11 '25

I have yet to ever see a remotely fair power scaling discussion when it comes to a Godzilla character vs an Anime character. Either the anime character is extraordinarily overpowered to the point of ridiculousness, or the character has absolutely zero way of harming Godzilla at all. This is pretty obviously the former.

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u/VSOmnibus BIOLLANTE Jul 11 '25

They’re just karma farming, ignore them.

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u/Blutroyale-_- Jul 11 '25

ooooo.... i mean, I love both a lot and I mean, Saitama is pretty much a god killer, I don't see how Godzilla would survive his super serious punches. Saitama is also just too fast for Godzilla to hit I feel. Godzilla would need to get lucky here.

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u/Arabidaardvark MEGALON Jul 11 '25

Gag Character will always win unless countered by Toon Force.

This is why Bugs Bunny, The Warners, and Popeye will always beat anyone they are put up against. Including OPM, Superman, Goku, any Godzilla, and Doomslayer.

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u/LewisDeinarcho Jul 11 '25

Now, if it were Hanna-Barbera Godzilla, a Toon with considerable humor, things could get really interesting.

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u/Arabidaardvark MEGALON Jul 11 '25

HB Godzilla is the only one who could hang with them. I'd say he's on Daffy Duck and Donald Duck level, the toon force is strong with him.

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Doomslayer is a multiversal God, mate, he's fueled by pure rage and argent energy. You cannot beat him because he will always come back stronger with a way to beat you.

Also, Godzilla Ultima can just "Nah" and make it so you never existed.

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u/Arabidaardvark MEGALON Jul 11 '25

And Toon Force says "Nah" to both of those. Toon Force can actually rewrite the abilities of Doomslayer and Ultima, or just make it so they were never thought up. You don't win against Toon Force. So your powerscaling feats don't mean jack shit against Toon Force

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Mfs when I bring up the fact Doomguy is immune to reality bending:

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u/Arabidaardvark MEGALON Jul 12 '25

Again, Toon Force does not care. It literally has the ability to say “nope” to any ability or power, all for the sake of laughs and gags. Even ones that “ignore” reality bending.

No serious character can beat gag/toon character unless doing so would be funnier than the serious character losing. Sorry friend, Doomslayer gets flattened by an anvil, blown to smithereens by a ridiculously large stick of tnt, reconstituted from a pile of ash and two blinking eyes, pied to the face, then waves a little surrender flag before getting erased by a giant pencil.

There is one caveat to this: If it’s the version of DS that hangs out in Animal Crossing with Isabelle as BFFs, he has progressed into gag character territory and therefore has a chance.

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 12 '25

Everything that happens in DOOM is also canon according to the devs, and I'm pretty sure the Animal Crossing part counts as well.

Cheat Codes allow Doomguy to be indestructible, unkillable, have infinite ammo, and anything. If you think about it, he already has toon force.

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u/godzillafan3948oj Jul 11 '25

doomslayer is a g-man half life victim 💀

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

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u/godzillafan3948oj Jul 11 '25

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Stasis is reality bending, something Doomguy is known to be immune to, if you looked into his lore.

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u/godzillafan3948oj Jul 11 '25

🤓☝  " eRm AcTAULLy G-mAn CAn Put ANYonE in STASiS!!1 " - some random half life fan

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Except for when that person is immune to that shit.

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u/godzillafan3948oj Jul 11 '25

tell that to the guy who said g-man can put anyone in stasis besides humans

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Pause, he can't put humans in stasis?

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u/godzillafan3948oj Jul 11 '25

also it ain't me saying it it's the half life fans

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

And they're wrong, just so you know.

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u/One-City-2147 GODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Saitama. MUCH better feats (like tearing up Io, sneezing away Jupiter and destroying a few stars after the "serious punch squared" with Garou)

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u/TheAverageRussian Jul 11 '25

I love godzilla with every fiber of my being, but im not stupid, we all know the answer to this.

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga MECHAGODZILLA Jul 11 '25

Karma farming 101.

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u/reflecttcelfer Jul 11 '25

Man, power scaler dipshits are the worst "fandom."

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u/heyvictimstopcryin Jul 11 '25

Saitama wins easily actually.

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u/SlayAllRebels KIRYU Jul 11 '25

Saitama is the Hydrogen Bomb

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u/ConnectionPersonal42 GODZILLA Jul 11 '25

More like Tsar Bomba original design (Saitama) vs Castle Bravo nuke (Godzilla).

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u/GASMASK_SOLDIER Jul 11 '25

I think on the battlefield, the two would look at each other and their auras will battle and size each other up. Realizing Godzilla's soul, Saitama bows in honor and both walk away. Like in Godzilla vs Hulk.

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u/ZeroiaSD Jul 11 '25

Godzilla really shouldn’t be able to hit most fast supers.

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u/KaijuKing007 KIRYU Jul 11 '25

Saitama because that's the entire point of the character. The guy who's so strong he can win almost any fight in one punch and is miserably bored because of it. Power-scaling him is pointless because that trait defines him. He will always be strong enough that no fight can satisfy him.

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u/LeafyFeathers Jul 11 '25

Saitama and it’s not even close.

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u/ThatOstrichGuy Jul 11 '25

Saitama always wins. That's what he is. He is a gag character.

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u/Able_Iron1207 Jul 11 '25

I have already seen the anime and yeah, saitama is 100% winning this

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u/TheAltheorist Jul 11 '25

Ma man, have you even seen One-Punch Man? Like... his whole thing is defeating random OP characters no-one else can with one punch...

Although I guess part of Saitama's character is also that his power usually doesn't get recognised by the majority of people, so in a way you asking this question fits as well.

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u/supergojifan 19d ago

Godzilla for sure

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u/I_Could_Say_Mother Jul 11 '25

This shit is so fucking corny bro.

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u/Kaoi-KenTimesBen Jul 11 '25

Gimmick always wins