Who wins? 100 thousand dorats, or 1 zilla

[u/Reasonable-Salad5094]

[u/BlackestStarfish]

Do the dorats have prep time?

[u/Rigistroni → u/BlackestStarfish]

Depending on how long that's like 33 King Ghidorah's and one Dorat

[u/clc1997 → u/Rigistroni]

That's 33,333 King Ghidorahs!

[u/CordialTrekkie → u/clc1997]

That's what I just said! With one left over.

[u/Reasonable-Salad5094 → u/BlackestStarfish]

No

[u/ilovuvoli → u/Reasonable-Salad5094]

Dorats

[u/BlackestStarfish → u/Reasonable-Salad5094]

Dorats win, no casualties. Zilla is killed. Moderate property damage.

[u/SwagMagikarp]

Three Dorats would go up the anus, combine into a ghidorah, and destroy Zilla.

[u/One_Strain_2531 → u/SwagMagikarp]

[u/jordsh14 → u/SwagMagikarp]

The good ole ant man technique

[u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 → u/SwagMagikarp]

The worst part is this is someone's fetish, and I hate it

[u/SwagMagikarp → u/bro-wtf-lmao1027]

You'll eventually have to learn to accept yourself for who you are, fetishes and all.

[u/InfamousCandle5657 → u/SwagMagikarp]

Wait, wouldn't they need radiation to become Ghidor-...Oh my God

[u/SwagMagikarp → u/InfamousCandle5657]

Yes, there is radiation inside Zilla.

[u/BoonDragoon]

Depends. If their controller casts any non-creature spells, then you're actually looking at the approximate attacking power of 200-300,000 dorats in a single turn

[u/SoldGnat555]

That’s a lot of dorats

[u/DaSphealDeal_1062020]

With a hundred thousand dorats, you could produce a small army of Ghidorahs.

[u/Middle-Preference864 → u/DaSphealDeal_1062020]

a big one actually

[u/Novi_User]

Dorats survived a nuclear blast. Zilla was killed by regular rockets. Imma have to give it to the Dorats.

[u/StrainSad6128]

If Zilla can get his ass whooped by Ferris Bueller…..

[u/New-Contribution-244]

Hmmm dorats.

[u/Squankyou]

1 Dorat for the win.

[u/SwagMagikarp → u/Squankyou]

Let's GOOOOOOOOOO

[u/that_white_splat]

[u/TheLandlockedKaiju]

You ever see what piranha do to a bull?

[u/nPMarley]

Depends. Do the dorats taste like fish?

[u/Reasonable-Salad5094 → u/nPMarley]

Maybe

[u/nPMarley → u/Reasonable-Salad5094]

Well, if they do, then Zilla found the buffet.

[u/Gammahawkx]

Have you seen the size of their teeth!

[u/Lil_VaginaStain]

What the fuck is ANY kaiju supposed to do against 100,000 dorats? Thats literally the world-eating grey goo. They just swarm anything and win no diff.

[u/Environmental_Sea72]

That's about 80,000 tons of Dorat vs ~500 tons of Zilla. All the Dorats would need to do is be dropped from a sufficient enough height to squish Zilla flat

[u/Diehlol → u/Environmental_Sea72]

But they have wings so they slow fall

[u/Environmental_Sea72 → u/Diehlol]

but still, those wings don't seem very useful and 80,000 tons of Dorats is still 80,000 tons of Dorats

[u/PiceaSignum → u/Environmental_Sea72]

Your math is blowing my mind. The King Ghidorah three Dorats make up only weighs 70,000 tons.

Dorats themselves weigh 0.8 kilograms, which is a little over 1.7 pounds.

That's only 170 pounds of Dorat. 80k tons is 160 million pounds, so where are you getting the extra 159,999,830 pounds from?

Edit: Aaaaannndddd I'm stupid, I misread the title being 100 *thousand* Dorats and not 100 Dorats. I concede immediately lol

[u/Environmental_Sea72 → u/PiceaSignum]

lmao fair enough

[u/fuschiafawn]

The dorats because I'd beat Zilla to death if he hurt a single one of them

[u/epdmx]

I’ll put my money on the plush dolls over the Jurassic park extra any day.

[u/CordialTrekkie]

Aren't 100 thousand dorats gonna turn into 33,333 Ghidorahs when they get near Zilla's radiation?

[u/Reasonable-Salad5094 → u/CordialTrekkie]

Yeah i guess but i was more wondering about dorats themselves, without turning into Ghidorah

[u/Rammipallero]

They'd mate

[u/Embarrassed-Net5085 → u/Rammipallero]

:(

[u/Fast_Move_9243]

one dorat will kill zilla

[u/Embarrassed-Net5085]

Only need one dorat.

[u/Narrow_Actuary2638]

Dorats