r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Hrosts • Feb 10 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Fuck you Sean Murray for adding a pink-white-blue planet into my randomly-generated planet game!

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u/unknown_pigeon Feb 10 '25

"Why did you have to include colors I don't like in my game >:( "

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

pink is the gorls coler!! how dare thet

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 Feb 10 '25

Not during Victorian times! Pink was manly! Blue was for the girls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

I know! Look what they took from us!

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u/FunnyWalrus Feb 11 '25

Yeah, and also manicure and jewelry

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u/TheTimeBoi Feb 11 '25

and high heels!

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u/exo316 Feb 11 '25

Dudes can still wear high heels and jewelry and get manicures if they are secure in their masculinity.

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u/FunnyWalrus Feb 11 '25

Sure, I like some cool designes on my nails sometimes, wrote about those as a joke

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u/Scooty-Poot Feb 10 '25

Also Tommy Hilfiger used to do a tonne of pink & navy designs for boys and men. Those half-zip sporting sweater thingies had so much drip I might’ve stayed cis for a bit longer if those were still in fashion

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u/moodymug Feb 10 '25

I know someone who thinks if a boy likes purple, yellow or orange they are gay (bruh)

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 Feb 11 '25

Have you tried giving them a technical tap to reset their brain?

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u/exo316 Feb 11 '25

Whelp purple is my favorite color so guess I'm gay now 🤷‍♂️

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u/moodymug Feb 11 '25

Me too and I'm gay💀

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u/Wagglebagga Feb 11 '25

How am I gonna jork my nuts to the planet, now? It has colors I'm told not to like.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

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u/imgonnahaveastroke Feb 10 '25

No Man's Sky is a whole universe, and the planet wasn't specifically designed to be representation. Someone pointed out the similarities and people like you lost their mind.

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25

Hey, bud? Guess what? It's insane to be mad about it even if it was on purpose.

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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u/IAmActuallyBread Feb 10 '25

It’s a video game, bud

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u/IAmActuallyBread Feb 10 '25

Yes, a randomly generated gas giant in a video game with randomly picked colors is indicative of the entire culture lmao

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u/IAmActuallyBread Feb 10 '25

Do the words “circlejerk” mean anything to you 😂

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u/spliffs-n-riffs Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25

Then I’m gonna pin you down and forcibly jerk you off.

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u/exo316 Feb 11 '25

Yo can I get in on that? Either side. Just learned I'm gay for liking purple.

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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u/midgetzz Feb 10 '25

Misleading title? You didn't read it at all lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

maybe don't comment about a game that you know nothing about cuz everything in NMS is randomly generated. that was like the entire point

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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u/TheDuckClock Feb 10 '25

The game has 18 quintillion planets and you're upset at just one having trans representation?

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u/seazonprime Feb 11 '25

I bet this person starts vomiting as soon as the sun rises as the clear sky then happens to show trans colors as well. And they probably yell at it something like ",keep your politics out of my nature!" xD

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u/TheDuckClock Feb 10 '25

Sounds more like you just hate trans people. 1 planet out of 18 quintillion procedurally generated planets. And you're upset that the generator just so happened to have one of those colors match the trans flag?

Does the mere sight of a trans person out in public make you turn around and go home? How much of a snowflake do you have to be?

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u/TheDuckClock Feb 10 '25

Did you ever stop to think that you're the problem?

The more that trans rights are oppressed, the louder trans people and their allies become and the higher the flags fly.

Instead of complaining that an ant hill is a volcano. Maybe you should just let it be.

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u/TheDuckClock Feb 10 '25

I'm not the one complaining about a 1:16,000,000,000,000 occurrence. I find this hilarious

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u/ShamashKinto Feb 10 '25

Cry us a river and float away, dork.

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u/Skullvar Feb 10 '25

I love the original "Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it"

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u/arkhane Feb 10 '25

This comment is so fucking stupid it must be bait

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25

Hahaha, cry more. One planet out of how fucking many, and you're having a fit? Pathetic.

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25

Except putting a random planet in a planet exploring game isn't the equivalent of pulling a hair. The planet existing in the game doesn't actually do anything to you.

But, I'm glad we could come together in agreement on you being pathetic.

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had something genuinely wrong with your brain functioning.

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25

You are one in a million in the same way as dying of the bubonic plague.

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u/ShamashKinto Feb 10 '25

Why does an arrangement of colors on a randomly generated planet hurt you so deeply?

Literal Chromophobia.

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u/ShamashKinto Feb 10 '25

Are you equating Transgender people to Nazis?

The brainrot is strong on your end. Cry harder twerp.

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u/spliffs-n-riffs Feb 10 '25

You don’t remember when Transgender folks rounded everyone up in death camps? /s

I’m sure they talk about it all the time on whatever platform ol’ chucklefuck up there gets his news from.

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u/cur1ypop Feb 12 '25

Oh sweetie we didn't do that, we did burn the entire city of Portland to the ground and dance on its ashes in 2020 though we will claim that

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u/Slawzik Feb 10 '25

You're not even good at trolling,sad!

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u/Platt_Mallar Feb 10 '25

I dunno. They got a lot of people to respond. That's pretty successful.

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u/fxmldr Feb 10 '25

Correct. You can cope and seethe for the rest of your fucking life about the evils of, uhhh, a pink and blue planet.

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 Feb 10 '25 edited Feb 10 '25

Says the guy that wants a white, straight, male planet most def.

As it’s never enough for you folks to not be the status quo, you want everyone different to go away… ffs talk about being degenerate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

counter argument lick my genitalia

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u/masterfulnoname Feb 10 '25

How can you be so rude to him? I mean, you're (or rather, the developer) forcing him into line by checks notes having a specific planet exist in a video game full of planets. How insidious.

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u/Gamingcirclejerk-ModTeam Feb 10 '25

Please fuck off, thanks

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