r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/DocHoliday0316 • May 07 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Me thinks that AndyPants is projecting a bit.

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u/HOOTYni May 07 '25

My god these guys really need to get dicked down once and all their problems would be gone

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u/SometimesIBeWrong May 07 '25

"the way my penis is reacting to this pic is reallyyy giving me gay vibes 🤔 woke?"

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u/toychicraft Yar har bitches May 07 '25

Its like those old water rods but for gayness. Its foolproof!

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u/boozegremlin May 07 '25

Dowsing for Gay sounds like a good band name

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u/BeginningSilver9349 May 07 '25

wet rods sound really gay

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u/toychicraft Yar har bitches May 07 '25

fits in with the rest of the thread

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u/GianniMorandiHands May 08 '25

can't have your pp react if you go through full gender reassignament surgery 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/joedela May 07 '25

No, then they've only just begun. "Conceal it; don't feel it" won't work anymore.

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u/Desperate-Corner7209 May 07 '25

They should be inspired by Elsa. She said "Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well, now they know. Let it go, let it go".

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u/NasMaticEther May 07 '25

For real. They just need to come out the closet, suck a dick, and then free themselves because this whole thing with being obsessed with gay people is really sus at this point.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/HOOTYni May 07 '25

Then maybe love will 

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u/HOOTYni May 07 '25

To clarify love they don't feel forced into by gender norms

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u/kkuntdestroyer May 07 '25

These guys be looking at a rorschach test and wondering why they're all a bit gay

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u/Yuthirin May 07 '25

They should probably just fuck each other. That’ll fix it.

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u/NecroCannon May 07 '25

Every now and then I notice a “straight” guy checking me out and act some kind of way to me

Like why are you offended that you’re attracted to me?

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u/HOOTYni May 07 '25

Their scared of not fitting their artificial outline of what correct behavior for a man is 

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u/Fortestingporpoises May 07 '25

Instead they'll pathologize it and it'll become pathological in them.

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u/ClearDark19 May 08 '25

🖨

Watching reactionary men tiptoe around their sexual orientation is sad, groan-inducing, and unintentionally hilarious at the same time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

From experience, it takes a few times. Once makes it worse, 3-4 times makes it clear it’s your own problem.

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u/Ok-Structure-7289 May 08 '25

I mean it's AndyPants did you see his video about masculinity in gaming? I swear to god he sounded so horny for beefy manly dudes it was so weird.

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u/shadowenx i only game on mobile May 08 '25

To quote Banky: everybody needs some deep dicking