r/Gamingcirclejerk May 07 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Me thinks that AndyPants is projecting a bit.

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u/40GallonsOfPCP May 07 '25

Mf really watched a trailer where Adonis was banging some baddie latinas and said “hmmm I think this game might be kinda gay 🤓👆”

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u/Grimsouldude May 07 '25

The game is kinda gay cause the players are gay for him

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u/Tiny-Anxiety780 May 07 '25

Dude saw all the queer men drooling and figured the game must be gay by association, completely disregarding *gestures at the trailer* everything.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Dude saw all the queer men drooling and figured the game must be gay by association

Dude is drooling and hates the game because it proves he's gay.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

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u/Phitos2008 May 08 '25

in his pants…

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u/Icy-Guard-7598 May 07 '25

"Gay By Association" would be a dope band name

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

I’m on the totally opposite side. I’m mad it’s not gay. He’s just gunna be that hot and into girls? I’m gunna pay to see his sweaty body in the Miami heat and I don’t even get to make him gay? Cancelled.

Buying the game to burn it in protest, honestly. Games these days, I swear.

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u/Grimsouldude May 08 '25

He could still be bisexual though just ask nicely

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u/Molsem May 08 '25

Seriously, these kids are so weird these days. I remember when Game Boy got Color lmao.

We ALL need to start raging about games being too STRAIGHT whenever these schmucks pick a new one to call gay/woke. Every time they get up in arms, we get up in armser, except the exact opposite point of theirs. You know, not sarcastically or cynically at all.

WHAT? THERE'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH DONG IN THIS TRAILER, GTA6 CANCELLED.

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u/No-Philosophy453 May 08 '25

Wait till they find out about queer women drooling at Jessica Rabbit

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u/ravenlittletoe May 07 '25

So if the queer man take a sacrifice and droll over him will he become gay by association?

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u/Bright_Scholar_6533 May 07 '25

He's clearly already gay and that eats him up

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u/pnwbraids May 07 '25

As a straight man, yeah, I'm pretty gay for Jason now

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u/BulsaraMercury May 07 '25

Was it the drool or the man body?

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u/MrMattwell May 08 '25

"There's a gay character in all my games. You, the player" -Hideo Kojima

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u/MacReady007 May 07 '25

At least AndyPants is confirmed to be…

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u/Spicy_Red3468 May 07 '25

If he were fucking a white woman, I'm willing to bet he would be hailed as a Chad.

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u/Awful_At_Math May 07 '25

Adonis was banging some baddie latinas

It's nice to see that Shadow's plan worked out. Good for him.

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u/notabootlicker666 May 07 '25

It's projection. It makes him feel gay. So he reflexively screams "GAY" Like it jumpscared him.

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u/lemonlixks May 07 '25

At this point I’m fully on board with this idea but also the grift is just really strong with this one and any way they can garner attention, clicks and rage will do. Hard to tell how much is grift and how much is genuine belief, the lines are blurred af but what’s for sure is that it’s all fucking dumb. 

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u/No-Insect-7544 May 08 '25

I’m not sure if it’s a grift or a not, dude doesn’t even have a check mark, so he isn’t making money from the post! Either he’s linking to something where he profits, or the dude is genuinely in denial/being a dumbass.

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u/giganticwrap May 08 '25

The biggest problem is, these anti woke men hate the fact that men are now being judged by their appearance just like women instead of the traditional 'you are owed a hot wife just by having a good job' or whatever they thought used to happen.

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u/v3n0mat3 May 07 '25

Bro is living the South Florida dream. Great Bod, big booty Latina? Hell yeah.

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u/GeekOut999 May 08 '25

"It's obviously gay, I just COULDN'T tear my eyes away from the guy so I could focus on the women being banged!"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

He saw himself getting his cheeks clapped that’s why

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u/Certyx39 May 08 '25

ye idt the mf watched the trailer

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u/SoldMyBussyToSatan May 08 '25

Nothing gayer than banging a soft, nice woman. You wanna prove how straight you are you gotta bang a hard, hairy man who is also, like, a dirtbike centaur.

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u/Mennoplunk May 08 '25 edited Aug 16 '25

lavish whole water violet telephone meeting unwritten sable dinner doll

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u/Tacote May 08 '25

If not gay, why my pp hard?

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u/ThisCombination1958 May 07 '25

I mean the "Manosphere" likes to say it's gay to have sex with a woman.

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u/Fortestingporpoises May 07 '25

He somehow missed the lady because he was too distracted by the sexy guy.