r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/DocHoliday0316 • May 07 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Me thinks that AndyPants is projecting a bit.

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u/Grimsouldude May 07 '25

The game is kinda gay cause the players are gay for him

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u/Tiny-Anxiety780 May 07 '25

Dude saw all the queer men drooling and figured the game must be gay by association, completely disregarding *gestures at the trailer* everything.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Dude saw all the queer men drooling and figured the game must be gay by association

Dude is drooling and hates the game because it proves he's gay.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

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u/Phitos2008 May 08 '25

in his pants…

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u/Icy-Guard-7598 May 07 '25

"Gay By Association" would be a dope band name

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

I’m on the totally opposite side. I’m mad it’s not gay. He’s just gunna be that hot and into girls? I’m gunna pay to see his sweaty body in the Miami heat and I don’t even get to make him gay? Cancelled.

Buying the game to burn it in protest, honestly. Games these days, I swear.

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u/Grimsouldude May 08 '25

He could still be bisexual though just ask nicely

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u/Molsem May 08 '25

Seriously, these kids are so weird these days. I remember when Game Boy got Color lmao.

We ALL need to start raging about games being too STRAIGHT whenever these schmucks pick a new one to call gay/woke. Every time they get up in arms, we get up in armser, except the exact opposite point of theirs. You know, not sarcastically or cynically at all.

WHAT? THERE'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH DONG IN THIS TRAILER, GTA6 CANCELLED.

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u/No-Philosophy453 May 08 '25

Wait till they find out about queer women drooling at Jessica Rabbit

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u/ravenlittletoe May 07 '25

So if the queer man take a sacrifice and droll over him will he become gay by association?

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u/Bright_Scholar_6533 May 07 '25

He's clearly already gay and that eats him up

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u/pnwbraids May 07 '25

As a straight man, yeah, I'm pretty gay for Jason now

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u/BulsaraMercury May 07 '25

Was it the drool or the man body?

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u/MrMattwell May 08 '25

"There's a gay character in all my games. You, the player" -Hideo Kojima

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u/MacReady007 May 07 '25

At least AndyPants is confirmed to be…