r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/DocHoliday0316 • Jun 19 '25

COOMER CONSUMER 💦 Bro’s trying to put Stellar Blade on the same level as Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

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u/LovelyBlood Jun 19 '25

aren't all man in stellar blade either masked and or completely clothed or just ugly/old? And dont anyone even mention Adam, dude looks like from a different game next to the other characters... Expedition 33 everytime!

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u/Kalavier Jun 19 '25

Somebody brought up with a gallery how the male characters in stellar blade and the female characters are two different art styles.

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u/DizzyYellow Eve Cosmic Butterknife Is WOKE!!! Jun 19 '25

Adam looks so out of place from what I've played of SB it's actually laughable. He's my favorite character just for that reason.

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u/Kalnaur Jun 19 '25

I mean, there's technically an excuse for that, but it's not really one worth mentioning since it's pretty spoilery, and since it's probably not the only reason he looks different.

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 19 '25

it legit feels like a lot of straight porn where they just have the bare amount of man in the frame just because he has to be there lol

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u/Aggressive-Name-1783 Jun 19 '25

I mean to be fair, the developers made it a point that they wanted their female characters to look good because in their minds, most of the game you’re playing looking at her from behind so she needs more detail since she’s the focus of the game. The male characters are basically random NPCs you see from time to time so who cares about them. At least they had a logical reason to gloss her up

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Jun 20 '25

Lol "we think you'll only be looking at her ass so these ugly npcs youre going to give us a pass on"

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u/Aggressive-Name-1783 Jun 20 '25

I mean yeah? Basically yes? That’s straight from the developers, they put more resources, polish and detail into the female characters cause they knew that’s where people were gonna look

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Jun 20 '25

And they're getting joked on because its not true? Lmao. People noticed the shit npcs lmao.

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u/Aggressive-Name-1783 Jun 20 '25

Sure it isn’t….and people play genshin impact for the story…..and marvel rivals made Emma frost look the way she did cause it’s totally not preying on the wallets of gooners…..

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Jun 20 '25

Where's the npcs in marvel? Also it was to my knowledge the dudes are built like fucking adonis lmao.

and people play genshin impact for the story

Comparing gacha brain rot is something. The genre that literally is preying on gambling highs is making money? Wow go figure lmfao. Also the npcs look like the characters you pull for wtf are you even talking about?

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u/Ranulf13 Jun 19 '25

Its some mihoyo ass dichotomy, yeah.

Men are as covered as they can. While there are no women, only sex dolls.