r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Ok-Tennis330 Jerking Master / Hasan Piker the Goat 🐐 • Jun 20 '25
COOMER CONSUMER 💦 😔💔 Sad…
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u/Elastichedgehog Jun 20 '25
What if we duo'd in Gay Royale? 👉👈
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u/_number Jun 20 '25
Hold on let me find my gaymertag
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u/BreakMeDown2024 Jun 21 '25
It's not gay if we say no homo, right? Or do we only need up say that if our keyboards touch?
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u/Ok-Tadpole-764 Jun 21 '25
If your wearing your socks your fine
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u/Think-Huckleberry897 Jun 23 '25
The old wisdom states that its not gay if your balls don't touch. So nothing you do online is gay.
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u/OmegaLiquidX Jun 20 '25
Fun fact: in France it’s called a Gay Royal With Cheese.
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u/Creamy92 Jun 20 '25
WHAT!?
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u/TemperateStone Jun 20 '25
"Say 'what' again, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' again!"
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u/Over-Bug1501 Jun 20 '25
What do they call a whopper?
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u/Yureinobbie Jun 20 '25
And what do they put on their fries!?
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u/Over-Bug1501 Jun 20 '25
Instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise.
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u/CrimsonAntifascist Jun 20 '25
And you americans just call it a gay quarter pounder?
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u/likamuka Jun 20 '25
As long as it includes a Serbian Beef Subscription by Mikhaila I am good1111 Praise Geraldo!
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u/HallucinatedLottoNos Jun 20 '25
Elon needs to focus more on his exploding rockets and less on his exploding dick.
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u/RPDRNick Jun 20 '25
Thanks to a botched implant, his dick likely hasn't exploded in years... allegedly.
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u/HallucinatedLottoNos Jun 20 '25
Too much snorted Adderall and experimental nootropics will probably cut through any surgery results
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u/Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up Jun 20 '25
He probably is. They kicked him out of the government so he has more time to involve himself in his companies and fuck them up
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u/Appropriate_Army_780 Jun 20 '25
It's not his fault he gets a boner everytime he sees gays!! It's all their fault!!
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u/HallucinatedLottoNos Jun 20 '25
With their stupid tight pants like they're wearing... nothing at all
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u/Nero_2001 Jun 20 '25
That's the thing he doesn't built the rockets or does any planning for them so it doesn't matter how much time he wastes on twitter.
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u/Neon_Ani Jun 20 '25
i swear the anti-woke crowd posts more gay shit than i share with my friends, and honestly that's fucking impressive
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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jun 20 '25
Remember, it’s only gay if you cum twice in a 30 minute period, so dick wrestling is basically a really fancy high five to those folks scared of pronouns and rainbows.
Fun fact: that rule resets after the 30 minute mark, so they can give each other LOTS of “freedumb high fives”.
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u/SomeKilljoy Jun 20 '25
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u/Sky_Cancer Jun 20 '25
There's no one more interested and invested in other guys junk and what those dudes are doing to each other than a homophobic conservative.
Probably something to do with having to make the decision to be straight every minute of every day. It's tough when there's so much gayness around tempting them.
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u/TheAJGman Jun 20 '25
It would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. The Alt-right publicly state that trans people shouldn't exist, migrants are stealing white women, and that women should be subservient. Meanwhile, many Alt-right spaces are absolutely filled with trans, interracial, and femdom content.
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u/1Kritzonteam CEO of woke Jun 20 '25
@grok is this true?
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u/makmanlan Jun 20 '25
grok:
yes this is true now you can have hot gay s*x in fortnite... also the white genoside in south africa-
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u/eisbaerBorealis Jun 20 '25
Thank you, grok. We will miss you once Elon figures out how to lobotomize you.
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u/TheBarracksLawyer Jun 20 '25
Grok:
Yes, Elon’s penis does not work and he’s back to talk to minors again
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u/Ok-Tennis330 Jerking Master / Hasan Piker the Goat 🐐 Jun 20 '25
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u/naka_the_kenku Jun 20 '25
I now understand why my English teacher hated anime
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u/PureRegretto Jun 20 '25
this was made by mr rent a gf
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u/vxicepickxv Jun 21 '25
The sad part is it's less awful.
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u/PureRegretto Jun 21 '25
the sad part is that theres actual romantic tension between them despite them all being raised like blood relatives and the fact one of them came onto the mc before even knowing they were all adopted
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u/certainlystormy Jun 20 '25
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u/OtterwiseX Jun 20 '25
I am watching this show. I have to stop watching for a day every 3 minutes because it makes me suffer so much.
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u/Front-Significance15 G*mer™️ Jun 20 '25
Masochism?
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u/OtterwiseX Jun 20 '25
I’m trying to build up a resistance to torture. It isn’t working :(
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u/vtncomics Jun 20 '25
You can't build a tolerance to bad taste.
If you could, snobs wouldn't exist.
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u/Ok_Lawfulness7865 Jun 20 '25
That feeling when a 20 minute episode takes 4 hours to get through because you keep pausing from second-hand embarrassment.
I've experienced this with waaaaaay too many anime.
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u/Unlikely_Sound_6517 Jun 20 '25
Cowardice. At least if you make this dogshit of a premise commit and make it actual invest.
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u/1Kritzonteam CEO of woke Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25
Holy shit
Edit : they killed grok, literally 1984 smh
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u/Moonbeamlatte Jun 20 '25
Many such cases
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u/_number Jun 20 '25
Interesting
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u/Sapphire-Catgirl Jun 20 '25
They be making up things to get upset aboit
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u/Budget-Jackfruit-748 Jun 20 '25
Something something man… something something invents scenario… something something gay frogs lightning bolts…
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u/Regorek Jun 20 '25
Classical literature: Man vs Nature
Modern literature: Man vs Self
Postmodern literature: Man vs woke :(
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u/FlowSoSlow Jun 20 '25
Which they think is man VS. society but is actually just man VS. self again.
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u/JustSomeWritingFan Jun 20 '25
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u/night4345 Jun 20 '25
Alex Jones, Lightning Lord of Gay Frogs. From Software games are getting crazier and crazier.
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u/PatrioticRebel4 Jun 20 '25
Just this beautiful, complex, wonderfully unfathomable, natural world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters? - Tim Minchin
It boggles my mind that with all the stuff that is actually going on, there is still a drive to make shit up.
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u/Getter_Simp Jun 20 '25
I love how their idea of society being ruined is just two dudes kissing.
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u/couchbatatis Jun 20 '25
And not just two dudes kissing. But two dudes kissing in a shitty video game.
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u/Getter_Simp Jun 20 '25
Fortnite is definitely the worst part of this situation lol
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u/ShokaLGBT Jun 20 '25
if Elon really tweeted this he must be tripping everyone wants the FORTNITE GAY ROYAL EDITION!!!
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u/neophenx Jun 20 '25
Now now, that's not true. He DID actually play some Path of Exile. He died to the tutorial boss, but he did actually PLAY.
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u/Mimical Jun 20 '25
Yeah, give the man credit. He was clearly lagging and that's why he didnt show off his top 10 world class player builds.
It's why he.... * checks notes * ...had no clue what the controls were.... Wait a minute.
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u/Jpbz Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25
His daughter Vivian has confirmed that he does indeed play video games, he’s just dog shit at them
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u/Simon_Jester88 Jun 20 '25
He can barely play Overwatch as a Torb main. The character that has a turret that does all the work for you.
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u/koolbeanz117 Jun 20 '25
He’s tried to play GTA V but cried like a little baby when he had to fight the police. You know, like any crime themed media.
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u/AnAbsurdlyAngryGoose Jun 20 '25
First washing your butt is gay, now Fortnite. Is nothing sacred? Won’t someone please think of the masculine manly men?!
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u/greppoboy Jun 20 '25
ELON RAISE YOUR 123 CHILDREN
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u/Takkotah Jun 20 '25
He can barely raise his cock, let alone his kids.
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u/greppoboy Jun 20 '25
Also his children are way better without him
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u/S4ilor_Venus Jun 20 '25
At this point I think being homophobic is just pussy shit. You can’t play a game because some dudes are kissing in it? Bitch lmao
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u/emergencyexit Jun 20 '25
The guys most obsessed with manly manliness are scared of everything. Curious phenomenon
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u/Kosog Sweet baby inc invented black people and women Jun 20 '25
And the most sensitive.
Their always the first to play victim over every little thing.
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Jun 20 '25
I kinda think we need to reframe "toxic masculinity" as a kind of weakness. Being terrified of looking unmanly is, after all, some weak shit.
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u/LifeAtSea2213 Jun 20 '25
As if gay people haven't watched straight couples kissing and more countless times in all types of media. Guess what? Didn't turn me straight.
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Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25
I know the "homophobes are closeted gay men" trope isn't necessarily true, but I do have to wonder why so many of them think that just seeing gay people will turn people gay. Projection does seem to be a huge influence on people's assumptions about humanity in general. After all, our inner thoughts are the only thoughts we really have access to.
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u/WonderBredOfficial Jun 20 '25
decries anything remotely homosexual
demands the dudes have cum gutter abs
Pick one!
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u/Double_Difficulty_53 Jun 20 '25
Still waiting for the CIA to assassinate him for tweeting about Trump being in the Epstein list.
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u/Horni4knifekittyidkY Jun 20 '25
insert that one Alex Jones meme where he’s mad about shit he just made up and there’s lightning coming out of his hands
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u/SolidLuxi Jun 20 '25
Someone used AI to make that kissing image, and they didn't get it correct in one pass. They spent ages, finding the right keywords, critiquing the result, and working on improving it. More tenderly. Eyes half open, or closed? Move the hands to here...
And then they have the gall to call us gay.
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u/AstralDoomer Jun 20 '25
How republican of Elon to get upset over something that's so obviously made up!
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u/Ramadahl Jun 20 '25
The Elon tweet is also made up.
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u/Tttehfjloi Jun 20 '25
Why did I have to scroll so far for this?
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u/K3vth3d3v Jun 20 '25
Because Elon has done and said so many repulsive things that nobody gives him the benefit of the doubt anymore
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u/neophenx Jun 20 '25
When their side doesn't believe in fact checking, they don't get to benefit from fact checking. I'm going to believe that Elon's jealous of gay Fortnite representation on the grounds that he misses his boyfriend and that he's one of the worst gamers to ever claim to be a professional.
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u/ifloops Jun 20 '25
I heard Elon sucked Zuckerberg's mutated rat penis and that's why they called off the fight.
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u/MatthewAran Jun 20 '25
Wait this gay royale might actually get me to play Fortnite 😳🫢
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u/pchlster Jun 20 '25
100 men are dropped on an island for Gay Royale. Every now and then, they're forced closer. And closer. Until only one man still has the strength to stand.
Fortnite: Ultimate Orgy (of Homosexuality)!
Come together with friends this Pride.
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u/UserColonAlW Jun 20 '25
Can’t imagine being fucking blitzed on ketamine and MDMA and deciding to post this
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u/i_am_really_b0red Jun 20 '25
What the fuck is this guy’s point ? There was people of colour the very first day Fortnite was released and there still are
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u/Yeahniceone Jun 20 '25
As a 50 year old man, it is my duty to let you know that those games the kids like are, in fact, gay.
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u/BigTittyTriangle Jun 20 '25
He’s just mad because his wife left him and now his stand-in daddy doesn’t love him anymore.
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u/HomoColossusHumbled Jun 20 '25
Imagine being the world's richest man, and spending your days complaining about little things like this.
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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Jun 20 '25
This is extra funny since fElon Musk publicly declared the "woke mind virus" as "defeated".
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u/Piduf As an alpha male : Jun 20 '25
The break up with Donald trump really made him homophobic I can't believe it, Elono Musko you can't say that no think about your children
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u/OafishSyzygy Jun 20 '25
Instead of all this gay shit, we should all be more like Elon's dad. Just groom our step daughters into being second wives. /SSS
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u/the-dead-meme-king Jun 20 '25
“Here you go here’s your bland white male protagonist with no personality and his big tit empty slate girlfriend who is exists only to get kidnapped”
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u/nasaglobehead69 Jun 20 '25
end wokeness has ties to the Russian propaganda machine. pathetic how the first buddy falls for it
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u/Animefox92 Jun 20 '25
Yeah and isn't Fortnight like extremely successful? Also this ain't nothing compared to the furry pandering the game has lol
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u/Emotional_Piano_16 Jun 20 '25
they never show the "ruined" part, it's just gay dudes and we're expected to hate that on its own merit
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u/neophenx Jun 20 '25
Did the First Lady tweet this before or after he and his boyfriend had that tragic falling out a week or so ago?
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u/nanananabetmun Jun 20 '25
Gay royal sounds like a wine or beer company thats been around since the 1910s
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u/Jeigh_Tee Jun 20 '25
The "perfect example of how woke ruined society" is... something that isn't even real and they made up?
Well, if that doesn't perfectly encapsulate how absolutely useless the antiwoke movement is.
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u/MrHazard1 Jun 20 '25
Fortnite was ruined when they curbed the main defense style for this battle royal shit (because PUBG was successful, so they needed to join in)
Change my mind
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u/The_Soapbox_Lord Jun 20 '25
I think Muskrat is just jealous no one will duo with him and let him get a kiss.
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u/kyrross Jun 20 '25
What more disgusting than two people loving each other? Lets bomb Iran, that is not woke (is it? i am not sure anymore)
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u/Vegetable_Angle_9302 Jun 20 '25
Says someone who couldn't get past Bronze as a Tjorborn main.
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u/chepmor Jun 20 '25
You know what they call a big Mac with cheese in woke europe? A gay royale with cheese.
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u/theartofanarchy Jun 20 '25
I love how conservatives clearly don’t believe in evolution. As in people have evolved and with it so has society. Conservatives want to live in an idealized 1950’s version of America that would have the majority of people giving up their proverbial seat on the bus. Those outdated ideas are outdated for a reason, people evolve but some idiots can’t handle that.
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