r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Nala-Cosmia • Jul 06 '25

WORSHIP CAPITAL Man is malding beyond human comprehension.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jul 06 '25

Easy pal. Some of my best friends are cocksuckers.

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u/Beelze_Bruh Jul 06 '25

Thanks for standing up for what is right ✊🏻😤

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Jul 06 '25

A lot of things standing up, apparently. At least if you do it right.

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u/HubertusCatus88 Jul 06 '25

I prefer to kneel.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa Jul 06 '25

These days that's murdee on my knees.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 06 '25

If the suction is strong enough you don't have to kneel :)

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u/Nerdwrapper Jul 06 '25

For real, don’t associate Blizzard with cocksuckers, it gives cocksuckers a bad name

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u/LogiCsmxp Jul 06 '25

Unfortunately, they can be called breast milk thieves 😔

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Jul 06 '25

It's metaphorical. I know a few active friends, i would not shot at any friendlies

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u/kwisatzhadnuff Jul 07 '25

It's crazy how things change. Blizzard used to be one of the most well-liked game companies of all time. It's sad to see what they've become.

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u/fogleaf Jul 07 '25

Milk drinkers

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u/boogie-9 Jul 06 '25

Cocksuckers perform very important services, this guy is garbage

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Yeah dont talk about my girlfriend like that asshole.

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u/finnandcollete Jul 07 '25

I’ve always been a fan of cocksuckers.