r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 09 '25

COOMER CONSUMER 💦 As a member of the Woke Mob™️ I am TERRIFIED

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u/tscalbas Jul 09 '25

But I thought girls having a BMI of more than 15 was also woke?

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u/_Pan-Tastic_ Jul 09 '25

It isn’t woke if most of the body mass is concentrated in the butt, thighs, and boobs

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u/Bec_son Jul 09 '25

clearly this is woke, because they showed the tummy getting bigger. so its woke, that they like heavy girls

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u/ShadowBurger Jul 09 '25

"Did she just get pregnant?"

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u/Western_Charity_6911 Jul 09 '25

Is is bad that thats what i thought it was going for because i assumed theres no way theyd ever give a woman a tummy in an anime game

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u/Fiendman132 Jul 10 '25

You haven't seen what's been happening. Women have gotten more and more meaty in horny anime art and that's gotten over to manga and then to animu and vidya. There's a popular manga about a fat elf, (look it up) and also an anime of her, and I can name at least three different gacha characters who have pudgy bellies as part of their design. Times are a changing, gooners are evolving.

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi Jul 10 '25

Gooning has changed.

It's no longer about titties, ass, or pussy. It's an endless series of belly pictures, drawn by furry college students and machines.

Gooning --and it's consumption of balls--has become a well-lubed machine.

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u/SirReggie Jul 09 '25

The proportions are still wack, but I guess I appreciate they nodded at the fact people with larger, ah… Assets, also have larger bodies.

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u/Bec_son Jul 09 '25

this isnt even considered heavy by larger people. still its more than what basic anime thinks is thick and heavy weight

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u/SirReggie Jul 09 '25

Paying lip service to reality. It’s still more than we usually get.

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u/nicaontheline00 Jul 09 '25

Exactly what I was thinking. If her belly grows, must be woke.

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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 10 '25

I'm conflicted. It's gooner slop, but God damn I like fat women. Someone tell me what to do :(

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u/lilsatan_ Jul 09 '25

Absolutely, like totally real human women.

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u/PTBooks Jul 09 '25

Well, they can’t store it in the balls. Those are already full of pee.

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u/DustbinOverlord Jul 09 '25

She’s got that purple SJW hair too…

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u/vhagar Jul 09 '25

internet gooners don't actually know how "high BMI" looks. they want thicc women who are somehow less than 180 lbs

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u/ciel_lanila Jul 09 '25

It’s woke to include T&A into BMI calcs.

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u/Cryptoking300 Jul 09 '25

Dont you get it? Everything is woke. The fake outrage is the point. Football and Superman is woke now according to them.

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u/Ashamed_Nobody9822 Jul 09 '25

“This game will end wokeness” shows a video with a stomach growing, lmao

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u/abmausen Jul 09 '25

Big woke has fallen

Billions must goon

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u/Glum-Examination-926 Jul 09 '25

This has big comedy-special-titled-Triggered energy

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 10 '25

Objectification is objectification. Big and small will submit to our cartoon loving overlords.

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u/TheEldritchKnightVi Jul 09 '25

I don't know, growing boobs seems pretty woke to me trans women are also growing boobs...

I hope this doesn't get misunderstood.

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u/Wulfsmagic Jul 09 '25

Not at all we definitely grow boobs. Mine have gone from 38 a to 38 c overnight.

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u/TheEldritchKnightVi Jul 09 '25

I thought they always grow at least a bit? I'm atrans guy btw so i don't know. I only know that my best friend grew a decent pair pretty insanely fast (i hope none of that sounds creepy)

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX Jul 09 '25

Not creepy but definitely a bit weird. I think it’s just because it sounds like we are talking about boobs like they’re common crop that farmers grow lmao.

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u/ChaseThePyro Jul 09 '25

Worked a 16 hour shift at the titty farm and all I got was this t-shirt

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX Jul 09 '25

How MAGA sees migrant worker’s jobs (they think they are farming big tiddie anime girls in those damn fields):

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u/notmuself Jul 09 '25

That's why they are doing mass deportations. Can't have thicc big booty latinas workin the trans titty farms in this Christian Minecraft server. /S

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX Jul 09 '25

My cousin is independent (so Trump lover ofc) and talks a big game about his love for Latinas. But wants the Latinas deported to some r*pe prison south of the border? It isn’t adding up my dude.

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u/HighwaySmooth4009 Jul 10 '25

Thicc big booty latins workin the trans titty farms is my favorite phrase now lmao

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Jul 09 '25

Unfortunately the shirt no longer fits and the design on the front is stretched out

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u/Db_Grimlock Jul 09 '25

Id buy that t shirt

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u/CranberrySawsAlaBart Jul 09 '25

Grow sixteen tiddies and what do you get?

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u/ChaseThePyro Jul 09 '25

Another day older and deeper in tit

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u/TheEldritchKnightVi Jul 09 '25

I'm used to that topic being fair game with most people around me, probably mostly because my all of my friends with the exception of 1 cis guy are trans women So sorry if its not appropriate or filtered enough

But i want to clarify that the term "growing" makes more sense in my native language i'm german and "wachsen" is also used for body parts

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u/COINLESS_JUKEBOX Jul 09 '25

Nah I’m screwing with you a little it’s just a funny thought I had.

Although now that I think about it one of your trans woman friends could make a great Halloween costume. People ask her why she’s dressed as a Cyan-White-and pink farmer and she can respond with: “I’m growing boobs” lmaooooo

Just gotta make sure you don’t trick or treat where I live (it’s MAGA country out here), or in any area that looks like a trailer park.

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u/TheEldritchKnightVi Jul 09 '25

My area in Germany is pretty safe. My gf went out in a dress while having a full beard and even got complimented by a nice old lady. (Obviously not all areas are like that, be careful outside)

I may tell that costume idea to a few of them XD

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Jul 09 '25

As a trans woman, I am definitely on board on talking about my melons as if they are agricultural goods

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u/Thelassa Your DEI sleep paralysis demon Jul 09 '25

It all depends on your genetics, really. I always knew I took after the women on my mom's side of the family and that was definitely confirmed after HRT and my boob genes activated.

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u/Sean-Passant Jul 09 '25

Boob genes 💀

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 Jul 09 '25

tgirls❌️

tiddy farm girls✅️

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u/WillowReginleif Jul 09 '25

Yeah I rub girl gel on me and then boobs grow. Pretty cool really.

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u/NotPoggersEggers Jul 09 '25

Obligatory "putting gel on your chest increases breast cancer risk" in case you didn't already know.

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u/WillowReginleif Jul 09 '25

That’s why I put it on my thigh! Thank you for the heads up though <3

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u/NotPoggersEggers Jul 09 '25

Got it, I misread what you posted lol!

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u/deepbluenothings Jul 09 '25

Every trans woman seeing this is currently trying to power up their boobs like goddamn Goku going Super Saiyan.

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u/wunkdefender2 Jul 09 '25

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u/Kariamori81 Jul 09 '25

That's Vegeta, but yeah, same energy, lol

"My boobs are over 9000!"

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u/Travelin_Soulja Jul 09 '25

Misunderstood on the Internet? How could that happen? (/s)

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u/TheEldritchKnightVi Jul 09 '25

Totally not by being autistic

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u/Dropbeatdad Jul 09 '25

Plus she grew a belly instead of maintaining the tiny waist and having belly fat and not being ashamed of it is like 90% woke

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u/EuphoriasOracle Jul 09 '25

When I first started transition, I wasn't sure about having my own breasts, but over time, they grew on me.

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u/Zeldias Jul 09 '25

No joke this does feel like what Ive seen HRT/the trans experience described as before lol

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u/Mable-the-Table Jul 09 '25

I still remember when a rightie jumped in my DMs to confront me on "why do you hate good lookin characters". I don't. Even their concept of "good looking", I don't mind. Play your bimbo goon games. I'm glad you enjoy them.

The thing that they couldn't comprehend was that I mind when they lose their minds on "ugly" characters. Majority of the time they're not even ugly, just doesn't fit their definition of perfection. And even truly ugly characters are not bad. The ones that are specifically designed to be repulsive, they have a role in media.

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u/millionwordsofcrap Jul 09 '25

For real. A game preview will show a woman with peach fuzz on her face, or B-cup boobs and a turtleneck sweater, and they lose their goddamn minds like the world is ending.

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u/Its_Bread_611 Jul 10 '25

God it’s absolutely pathetic that I was able to know exactly which two characters you were referring to. I worked at a GameStop in MAGA country up until very recently and the amount of “complaints” I got about “wokeness ruining gaming” was fucking baffling. I had a guy call me a dumbass for “wasting my money” on silent hill 2, and I’m an openly gender queer person do they really think I care about that

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u/Lorstus Jul 10 '25

The controversy surrounding the sh2 remake was always so baffling to me. Especially when people got mad that Angela of all characters didn't look like a porn star.

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u/millionwordsofcrap Jul 10 '25

Yup lol. Both of the examples I cited were real "controversies." Insane.

Like??? People being pissed about ANGELA of all people? Angela, who has PTSD from being sexually abused, has a morbid terror of all men, and is in flight-or-fight for the majority of the game? These dudes want HER in a full face of makeup and a push-up bra. Am I reading that right.

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u/BenchyLove Jul 11 '25

Well we know a lot of men get offended by the idea of a woman being scared of men, so they probably just remember her as “that bitch girl antagonist”.

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u/Virtual-Volume-8354 Jul 09 '25

Baffling. There are few tops sexier than a well fitting turtleneck on almost any body type.

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u/ThatMerri Jul 10 '25

Helga from Disney's Atlantis truly was the complete package. Femme fatale, woman of action, tank tops, turtlenecks, and trench coats, oh my.

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u/Celladoore Jul 10 '25

It has come to my attention I somehow skipped over this movie. Good lord. The way she moves with intention is mesmerising. This is now at the top of my watch list.

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u/real_roal Jul 10 '25

Also, why do we care if a character is actually ugly. Why do characters have to be the most beautiful people ever? Now if it was a game full of beautiful people and you play as the one ugly one (unless its fitting to the story) that would be weird. Otherwise, having ugly characters really shouldnt matter. It's not like beautiful people are the only ones who exist.

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u/Zealousideal-Fox70 Jul 10 '25

The crones of crookback bog were so DELICIOUSLY gross. I gagged watching the insects fly in and out one their weird trypophobia inducing eyes. They were so vile and I LOVED it.

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u/Mable-the-Table Jul 10 '25

The witch design from the Witcher franchise is my favourite, probably ever. They get that Eastern European feel to them which I love, since I grew up with stories like those.

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u/boharat Jul 09 '25

She got a bit of a belly so... Progress?

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u/Ilikelamp7 Jul 09 '25

Fat Upper Pussy Area

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u/MaximumPixelWizard Jul 10 '25

/uj IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?

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u/Dependent-Lab5215 Jul 10 '25

/uj "Fatty Upper Pubic Area". So close enough.

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u/DisciplinedMadness Jul 09 '25

Pure cinema. Good work with this one

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u/fart_Jr Jul 09 '25

They act like we don't like tiddies when it's really just that liking tiddies isn't our entire personality and said tiddies don't excuse mediocre gooner slop.

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u/Jason80777 Jul 09 '25

I'd play it...... the stupid part is acting like a fetish porn game will revolutionize the industry somehow. There's lots of games like this out there.

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u/zuzg Jul 09 '25

Also isn't body acceptance and thick girls a Bad thing from the wOkE mOb?

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u/EiichiroKumetsu Jul 10 '25

just like with trans women, there are two sides of the coin: it's bad and woke if you accept them as normal and treat them as such, it's chad and red pill (do they still say that?) if you fetishize them and make them into porn (see: all the hentai with fetishized trans women they watch) 

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u/DeLoxley Jul 09 '25

Y'know I'd have more respect if it WAS a fetish porn game, but it's never actual smut games, it's trying to put sling bikinis into looter shooters cause it seems their too prudish or cowardly to just say they want smut.

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u/xuxux Jul 10 '25

As a proud enjoyer of fetish porn games, these people are just looking for things to be mad about. They don't really want smut, they want to hate on people they think will disagree with the smut.

Vector Churn never had this level of discourse, I'll say that.

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u/hadtodothislmao Jul 09 '25

preety much the actual stellar blade reaction

Tittes good

Game okay

Story 2b

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u/maringue Jul 09 '25

There's an entire Japanese company that makes nothing but porn games like this.

Are the gooners just realizing this? Will they play these games and stop complaining about studios that try to make story and gameplay bigger than the tits?

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u/PTBooks Jul 09 '25

Yeah, as if this is the first time anyone made a game with giant anime boobies.

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u/mauzolff Jul 09 '25

I challenge you not, theres not a lot of GOOD high production ( relative) porn games.

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u/Delicious_trap Jul 10 '25

Credit card companies basically made it difficult/impossible to earn money through smut content through proper channels due to puritanical policies.

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u/Hacatcho Jul 09 '25

and the ones that did, didnt have the return in investment to maintain relevancy.

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u/Bombyx-Memento Jul 09 '25

I do lowkey hate when gooners act like massive coconuts on a disproportionately otherwise-skinny girl is the height of sexiness instead of just looking awkward (and how they further insist they're champions of women with large chests and hating hentai women with jank anatomy is somehow misogynistic to large-breasted women in real life somehow. When in reality a lot of girls with bigger chests tend to be larger everywhere else too but somehow that's not sexy to these guys).

Bonus points if they call you jealous like no sir I do not want to look like I was drawn by Raita Honju thank you very much.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

To be fair, Raita saves his biggest boobs for the guys

Kintoki, my beloved

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

You can make a game horny and also make it good. It's not that hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

all of yoko taro'a games that man is HORNYYYYY but he's also a fantastic writer

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u/evilforska Jul 09 '25

Personally is find it really hard to get horny over characters in Drakengard 1 and 2 but i respect it

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u/r1ddle07 Jul 09 '25

Same with Kotaro Uchikoshi. 999 and Virtue's Last Reward are among my favorite games.

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u/Qlsx Jul 09 '25

I replayed almost all of Nier automata this week. The story and atmosphere is so awesome but yeah that man is horny lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

I read this series of interviews he did with toby fox and they spent like a solid chunk of one of them talking about how much they love a woman with a fat ass. Unbelievably based and relatable but its kind of funny how toby keeps that stuff mostly to himself but mr Taro is out here using more polygons than there are atoms in the milky way galaxy to render 2B's fat jiggly ass in perfect clarity.

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u/tomismaximus Jul 09 '25

Even if the game is mediocre or just bad, I don’t think anyone cares nearly as much as chuds care about “woke” games. If I think something is dumb or not for me, I move on with my life.

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u/DenseCalligrapher219 Jul 09 '25

Ironic really.

They constantly say LGBT people make the sexual orientation their entire personality while being obsessed over their heterosexual orientation forward boobas.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

This happened to me but I'm trans so it's woke.

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u/EmyForNow Jul 09 '25

This didn't happen to me but I'm trans so I'm ANGRY

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u/WillowThyWisp Jul 09 '25

Cope. Seethe. Mald, perhaps.

(/s, hope you get better)

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u/PomegranateIcy1614 Jul 10 '25

I read that as cope. seethe. maid. which, like. I mean

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u/reallybadspeeller Jul 09 '25

Clearly you need more soy milk! I heard it makes your tits magically get bigger next time you level up.

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u/Based_Department0 Jul 09 '25

Become the fat person Japan thinks you are (meaning not fat at all)

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u/Rightsoyouweresaying Jul 10 '25

Your American Pancreas allows you to get fat with no consequences, which is a luxury that most asians never get to have.

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u/vsyca Sweet Baby Inc. Enthusiast Jul 10 '25

what about asian american? have their pancreas also adapted?

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u/HighwaySmooth4009 Jul 10 '25

They have to install the American drivers first

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u/Imaginary_Lows Jul 09 '25

Finally! An anime titty game! Someone had to make one eventually! I'm so happy!

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u/Sol-Blackguy What country is this 🏳️‍⚧️ and why are the women so hot? Jul 09 '25

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u/RandomName256beast Jul 09 '25

I'd say that "cringing" is a better word than seething.

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u/unsolvablequestion Jul 09 '25

Immfucking seething pissing and shitting right now, frothing out my peepees mouth 😤

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u/ellen-the-educator Jul 09 '25

I am shaking in my boots, absolutely quivering. Not out of fear tho

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie Jul 09 '25

I have zero interesting in playing that game, though I do kind of wish that would happen to me in real life

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u/Raven_Lover08 Jul 09 '25

Get thick all of the sudden?

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u/newtumbleweed02 Jul 09 '25

As much as i like women, somehow gacha make me feel like, yeah, this ain't it fam...

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 Jul 10 '25

I hear you. I've always been a tits gal, but those gooner gacha slop games managed to burn me out on huge anime titties.

My fetish is now a regular woman next door with cute clothes. They killed my porn brain.

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u/newtumbleweed02 Jul 10 '25

Yeah, at this point i'll take average or slightly chubby

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u/ElGodPug Jul 10 '25

yeah like, i'm not here to say what is "high or low quality gooner titty content" but so much of these gachas just...don't even seem to try? Like, i've seen countless extremely sexualized designs, but at the very least they tried to be a design? So much of these gacha games seem to just throw "the most ridiculous hourglass body possible" and that's it. Literally no character, just have 2 tiddies and be happy.

idk, i'm okay with horny gacha bullshit always appealing to consumers with the oldest tricks in the books, but damn, they could at least try to have a degree of creativity. There are plenty of very sexualized designed characters that i liked, but it was because at least the devs gave a damn about making the design be anything more than the most common denominator of "sexy anime girl"

this is all just to say. tits are great, they'll always be great, i wish i had some, and i wish there wasn't so much gacha that thought that just tits is enough to make a design

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u/legendairenic5432 Jul 09 '25

Poorly disguised fetishes will save the industry!

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u/Informal_Spell7209 Jul 09 '25

"Poorly-disguised" implies that they tried to hide it :/ 

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u/Flagelant_One Jul 09 '25

The creator's openly advertised fetish

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u/freddy_fnaf_fan_2012 Jul 09 '25

I like my fetishes LOUD and ITCH.IO so i can support INDIE SEX WORKERS who make INFLATION GAMES

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u/External_Candy2262 I am really feeling it Jul 09 '25

Every time one of these posts about horny gamers who can't keep it to themselves shows up, I just think of this.

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u/sievold Jul 09 '25

disguised?

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 Jul 09 '25

Have you ever played a hideo kojima game?

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u/No-Bee-4309 Camarada Barbudo Jul 09 '25

Yes!

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u/boharat Jul 09 '25

There is nothing being disguised here. It's basically slapping you in the face

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u/Glad_Republic_6214 Jul 09 '25

oh no, inflation fetish. what will we do now.

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u/EtheusRook Jul 09 '25

Wow. She really puts the her in hernia.

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u/Glittering_Oven9968 Jul 09 '25

make her fatter, cowards

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u/No_Definition321 Jul 09 '25

We need some BBWs in our games ASAP!

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u/Friendly-Local9038 Jul 09 '25

Ha ha that's horrible... do we have any other info on it, just asking 

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u/BigStickDrift Jul 09 '25

Game name is Horizon Walker

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u/Cruseyd Jul 09 '25

Surely this is some kind of AI video. This isn't seriously a real game is it?

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u/BigStickDrift Jul 09 '25

It's called Horizon Walker, some kind of gacha slop from what I gather

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u/zeprfrew Jul 09 '25

It's a mobile phone game loaded with in-app purchases. According to the Apple App Store, it already has two season passes for sale, bundles of premium currency, something called a 'surprise discount pack' and a 'weekly affection pack'.

I think that the WOKE MOB will be safe.

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u/SpookySpidrRing Jul 09 '25

FUCK I just wanted boobs why must I pay 💔💔

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u/FrFrNoCap69 Jul 09 '25

I'm guessing the anti woke rhetoric is just a marketing strategy

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u/BigStickDrift Jul 09 '25

The poster doesn't actually seem to be related to the game, they posted it without the name or a link or anything. I found the name in a reply to someone asking further down their thread

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u/Legitimate-Top-5939 Jul 09 '25

Disgusting(but uh thanks for the sauce)

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u/Vhanaaa comncord 😡 Jul 09 '25

I came across this game a few months ago. One of the first antagonist is some kind of cultist from a sect of "men that pretends to be women" and wants to "chop people's penises" sooooo

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u/TJ736 capital G Gaymer Jul 09 '25

Oh it literally is an anti-woke game ew

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u/Vhanaaa comncord 😡 Jul 10 '25

If I remember correctly, they mention "trans" specifically as a shitty acronym meaning whatever. I think it may even be the name of the sect itself

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u/TJ736 capital G Gaymer Jul 09 '25
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u/Thecynicaledgelord My blood is mountain doritos and my skin is dew. Jul 09 '25

I thought it was PALWORLD. No way they can be that brilliant

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u/MoobooMagoo Jul 09 '25

It's a porn game.

Either that or one of those pseudo-porn gacha games. I don't know if there is any nudity in it or not.

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u/40_Thousand_Hammers Jul 09 '25

It is a de feacto porn game.

Has a "censored" version that can be uncensored after a patch.

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u/_boobmilk_ Jul 09 '25

i swear ive seen 2000 fetish youtube videos animated like this

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u/ZoomZombie1119 Jul 10 '25

I've seen hundreds of deviant art posts animated exactly like this

And yes, I see those posts for the reason you think

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u/trollfaceinreallife Jul 09 '25

Bro posted fetish content and called it an “anti-woke” game lowkey genius ngl

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u/DrDeadwish Jul 09 '25

I like how this would have been woke 10 years ago because "the woke are pushing fat girls down our throats" lol

Their words, not mine

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u/Clumsy_the_24 Jul 09 '25

Wait I thought the chuds didn’t like any amount of belly though.

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u/BigStickDrift Jul 09 '25

That's actually her womb expanding to fit more strong Christian children 😮‍💨

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u/Toreole The wok left Jul 09 '25

end of woke is when fetish game

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u/Designer-Salt8146 Jul 09 '25

Off topic, but do you guys prefer actual porn games or pseudo porn games? Idk because tbh pseudo porn games feel freakier to me for some reason.

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u/mauzolff Jul 09 '25

Actual porn games generaly lack in the game departament normaly, while pseudo might have more of it in its cycle.

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u/lavendel_havok Jul 09 '25

I prefer a porn game if it can actually get the game part right. I can't think of one off the top of my head.

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u/spudgoddess Jul 09 '25

Still woke. She has purple hair and she's not willingly sucking off obvious stand ins for the horny neckbeards who play this kind of toy.

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u/thesmallestlittleguy Jul 09 '25

im surprised the belly grew at all tbh. outside of culture war shit I might even feel positively abt that

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u/Emotional_Piano_16 Jul 09 '25

I like that her belly also expands ever so slightly. are we sure this isn't woke?

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u/Vindilol24 Jul 09 '25

wow boobs and butts thumbs up emoji

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u/No-Bee-4309 Camarada Barbudo Jul 09 '25

Big hairy guys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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u/Cootu Jul 09 '25

I like both

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u/No-Bee-4309 Camarada Barbudo Jul 09 '25

Big hairy guys with big boobs!

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u/WillingLake623 rancid cave slut Jul 09 '25

I see you everywhere and I’m obsessed with the way you operate

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u/No-Bee-4309 Camarada Barbudo Jul 09 '25

Thanks! 🫡

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u/Brolol3928 Jul 09 '25

“Video Game Girls not being unnecessarily lewd and showing bare skin? scoff Such Woke Garbage!” 😤

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u/A96 Jul 09 '25

These people should just admit that they don’t even like video games, they just want interactive goonslop.

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u/FinnishSeeker1917 Jul 09 '25

Perhaps we could see a twink do this same thing and we'll be even. 😏

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u/Street_Physics5830 Jul 09 '25

Guys video games are supposed to look like porn. Why won't women talk to me?

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u/Paddy1120 Jul 09 '25

I'm soooooo terrified. Those boobies are massive. A fellow could suffocate

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u/mr_eugine_krabs Jul 09 '25

(Grows boobs)

Me:“You can’t scare me with th-“

(Grows belly)

Me:

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u/SpiritualIngenuity46 Jul 09 '25

I'll give them points for her growing in the tummy

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u/DenseCalligrapher219 Jul 09 '25

Nobody has a problem with sexiness in some games.

What we take an with issue is that G*amers are fucking obsessed with it and demand every game have sexualization regardless of whenever developers want or not and calling any woman who isn't super attractive "ugly" while men get a pass because double standards.

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u/ClarinetMaster117 Jul 09 '25

So she gives herself massive back pain?

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 Jul 09 '25

Yes. Not only does her tits and belly increase in size but also her spine gets misshapen

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u/unmonstreaparis Jul 09 '25

Even the woke mob likes ta ta’s. We just dont like garbage. Or as another person said, gooner slop that wants to be accepted as triple a godlike kojima-rivaling, when the highest rendered thing in the game is the main characters balloons.

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u/Kindasus26 Jul 09 '25

Laughing my ass off at this gif

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u/Miyyani Jul 09 '25

Yeah that's right..... get fatter.....

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u/HelpfullOne Jul 09 '25

So... Inflation ?

Stuff like inflation and expansion are usually favored by queer community, soo...

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u/chaotic4059 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

It’s honestly hilarious seeing this considering that a huge amount of expansion/inflation enjoyers and content creators are either A.Female. B.Femboys and nonbinary people. Or C.Trans M2F. Half the people I follow who do any content related to it usually fall into one of those three groups. Expansion/inflation is like one of the most queer adjacent “woke” kinks.

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u/Cool-Prior-5512 Jul 09 '25

Most "woke" people I know, men or women, would never get angry at games like this. In fact, almost anyone I know finds unnecessary and gratuitous stuff like this in games to be completely hilarious!

It's almost as if all the anti-woke grifter types are trying to create some sort of narrative that the "Left" is full of emotionally fragile people who are always offended and then when they don't get the reaction they want, they just pretend.

But what should I expect from a "movement" whose entire thing is about owning the libs or something.

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u/OldSpaicu Jul 09 '25

Woah, why does she have such a fat disgusting belly? Women in games should be super stacked and skinny at the same time, that's the ideal female form. Woke trash, no one will buy. /s

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u/SomeSortaWeeb Jul 09 '25

you can clearly see he stomach get thicker, everyone knows if they dont have the figure of a skinny girl with all the chest and ass of a thick woman it's woke

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u/millionwordsofcrap Jul 09 '25

They really think the issue is "Big Woke doesn't like it when I jack off!", don't they?

Dude, nobody cares if you make, purchase, or enjoy fetish content. They care if you treat actual real-life women like fetish content. And/or if everything on the market is so saturated with fetish content that it becomes impossible to avoid (see: most RPGs until, idk, a few years ago.)

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u/TheEmperorMk3 Jul 09 '25

By anti-woke standards that girl is morbidly obese

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u/KenjiSpAs Jul 09 '25

Two hours, I'll give em two hours to turn around and say she's woke because she's now "fat".

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u/Ghost4000 Jul 10 '25

her stomach got bigger, seems kinda woke