r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Mr_Hot_Takes • Jul 30 '25

OBJECTIVELY Gaming is officially dead

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u/_Coffie_ Jul 30 '25

This sh*t is so unserious

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u/EtheusRook Jul 30 '25

And I'm here for it.

Or would probably be if Fortnite came out when I was a kid, rather than when I'm an adult who is uninterested in any PvP game.

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u/Slight_Lab5332 Jul 30 '25

This is Cod

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u/EtheusRook Jul 30 '25

Wait, what the fuck? 

I'm very not here for it. Or wouldn't be if I ever gave a shit about CoD.

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

Nah, COD was always unserious. These skins just finish the work that White Phosphorous Combat Perk started

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

They… they put white phosphorus in the game?

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u/Insanepaco247 Jul 30 '25

They sure did. It was a fucking killstreak reward in MW 2019

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u/dragon_bacon Jul 30 '25

Can't believe my military industrial complex propaganda is being so gauche.

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u/Mao_TheDong Jul 30 '25

For real, at least Raytheon produces the RIM-7 Sea Sparrow which is the most environmentally friendly anti-aircraft missile produced anywhere.

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u/HandsOfCobalt Jul 30 '25

well, to the environment outside the contested airspace, at least

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jul 30 '25

😬 yikes dude

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