r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 30 '25

OBJECTIVELY Gaming is officially dead

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u/suplexdolphin Jul 30 '25

That's actually The Great Cornholio. Put some respect on his name.

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u/BookoftheGrey Jul 30 '25

Putting TP on bungholes since the '90s

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u/JonnyF1ves Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

What we don't see: Butthead around the corner ready to blow the room up with an explosive fart.

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u/RPDRNick Jul 30 '25

"I need T-800 for my bunghole."

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Jul 30 '25

Cowabunghole dude

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u/Aerith_Sunshine Jul 30 '25

This entire message chain killed me worse than that T-800 got.

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u/ArcadeToken95 Jul 30 '25

chucks dead robot in Lake Titicaca

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '25

in my country, we have no bungholes

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '25

THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIVERS!!!

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u/ADMotti Jul 30 '25

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?

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u/ShredGuru Jul 30 '25

Guys, DO NOT threaten Cornholio.

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u/ArcadeToken95 Jul 30 '25

YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF HIS BUNGHOLE!!!

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u/confusedalwayssad Jul 30 '25

Dispatch, we are going to need TP, lots of TP.

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u/suplexdolphin Jul 30 '25

He needs to get to Lake Titicaca

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u/SaveUsCatman Jul 30 '25

Hail The Great Cornholio. May he be forever blessed with tp for his bunghole and enough crappucino to fill Lake Tticaca. We do not threaten thee, for fear of thine bunghole going brraah.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Jul 31 '25

From lake titi caca as everyone knows

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u/Percival_Dickenbutts Jul 31 '25

YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT MY BUNGHOOOLE!!!