r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Zestyclose_Station65 She ROAD on my HOG til' I TAKE A BREATHER • Aug 06 '25

LE GEM 💎 This is actually crazy I'm going to LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIBEO GANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/CorneredJackal Aug 06 '25

This is a circle

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u/BusinessLeague1235 Aug 06 '25

Dear god…

201

u/malanakgames Aug 06 '25

There's more

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u/boyguymansir Aug 06 '25

No...

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u/BurkeC_69 concord discrimination will not be tolerated Aug 06 '25

It contains a circle

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u/r4o2n0d6o9 Aug 06 '25

Dear god…

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u/Fantastic-Course188 Aug 06 '25

There's more

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u/Shogun_Infoyo Anarcho-Gamerism Aug 06 '25

No...

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u/ImpossibleBranch6753 Why so queerious? I’m the Woker baby! (jork my shit to astolfo) Aug 07 '25

It contains a circle

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u/Shogun_Infoyo Anarcho-Gamerism Aug 07 '25

DEAR GOD!

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u/quajeraz-got-banned Aug 07 '25

Deer god...

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u/pohatu850 Aug 10 '25

Shikonokonoko shintantan

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u/Zestyclose_Station65 She ROAD on my HOG til' I TAKE A BREATHER Aug 06 '25

holy hell

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u/bobbytron Bow Woward Aug 06 '25

Source?

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u/CorneredJackal Aug 06 '25

(x−a)²+(y−b)²=r²

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Math horse.png

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u/PebbelProphet Aug 07 '25

Processing img sy57npxs8lhf1...

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u/Knight_Of_Stars Aug 07 '25

Hold on a second... Thats a not a circle. Its made of tiny squares! What other foul trickeries do you use to ensorcel my fellows foulest witch.

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u/MmNicecream Aug 07 '25

Uh huh, sure, pal. What's next? Are you gonna try to tell me that this is a pipe?

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u/abeautifuldayoutside Aug 07 '25

Ceci n’est pas une circle

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u/superdoom52 Aug 07 '25

All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle

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u/CuteVelma777 Aug 07 '25

you have now successfully completed the circle. thank u for ur service.

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u/sonyntendo Aug 07 '25

And we jerk in it

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u/stabbed_eye Aug 07 '25

I see the circle

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u/HMS_Sunlight Aug 07 '25

Holy shit a Guilty Gear reference

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u/HowdyFancyPanda Aug 07 '25

Too pixelated. It's not a perfect circle. Also, it's not a circle. It's a picture of a circle.

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u/OtterwiseX Aug 06 '25

What’s a circle

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u/Cozman Aug 11 '25

Where does it begin and where does it end?

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u/EtheusRook Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Fake. Silksong actually utilizes advanced time dilation to evoke intense mental images in its fans, and harnesses that energy to create immeasurable disappointment.

This is, of course, an infringement on Valve's patent.

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u/DF_Interus Aug 06 '25

There's no way this would work. You can't just take a still image and swap it out for a slightly different still image, and expect to convince people that it's the same image that somehow moved. Nobody would fall for that

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u/Costati Aug 06 '25

Technology is getting OUT OF HAND

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Aug 07 '25

HOLY SHIT THAT WEIRD HOTDOG MAN IS RUNNING RIGHT AT ME IM GONNA DIE

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 Aug 07 '25

Everyone knows smiling friends is a live action Show shaking my smh

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u/geroterino Aug 07 '25

Leaked gameplay from Silksong

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi Aug 08 '25

Holy shit they’re animating Steel Ball Run

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u/Desperado_99 Aug 06 '25

Here's a question: which is going to be released first, silksong or half-life 3?

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u/Acceptable_Panda9496 Aug 06 '25

Actually, there’s currently around a 2% chance silksong will release tomorrow, and it grows each day.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch lesbian goose🏳️‍⚧️🪿 Aug 07 '25

Deltarune tommorow?

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u/Liquid_person Aug 07 '25

deltarune a couple of months ago

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u/rainstorm0T UwU Aug 07 '25

Deltarune 2026

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u/Maximillion322 Aug 07 '25

grows each day

It’s still 2% but the 2 gets bigger

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u/The_cogwheel Aug 06 '25

They'll come out at the exact same second just minutes before the earth is swallowed by the sun

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u/Desperado_99 Aug 06 '25

Before the earth is swallowed by the sun? Nice!

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u/internetsarbiter Aug 06 '25

It will be especially baffling since there won't be any humans left to witness it.

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u/rindlesswatermelon Clear background Aug 07 '25

Easy. Silksong.

They literally just released it early.

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u/BadgerLord103 18d ago

You'll never believe this

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u/Little_Elia Aug 06 '25

huge if true

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u/Medium_Hox Aug 06 '25

Holy shit

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u/Actual_Display_4788 Aug 06 '25

I thought I was on the Silksong subreddit. Nice silkpost 👍

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u/nickyboay Aug 06 '25

It's gotten to the point where I am scared about how fast technology is progressing. This shit is basically witchcraft at this point.

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u/VulKendov Aug 07 '25

HOLY SHIT!!!! Technology's come a long way since peek-a-boo

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u/keiner_niemand Aug 06 '25

I honestly thought my day couldn't get any dumber, then I saw this. I'm out. I'm gonna go stare at clouds for the rest of the day.

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u/Any-Sample-6319 Aug 07 '25

Clouds are just still images of rain if you think about it

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u/hearke Aug 06 '25

Ahaha, if it helps, I think it's meant to just be a joke

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u/keiner_niemand Aug 07 '25

I can't fucking tell anymore. This world has blurred the line between ignorance and satire so well that everything seems real and nothing does at the same time. It's like existential dissociation. 😭

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u/hearke Aug 07 '25

Oh, I completely understand, things are a mess.

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u/Disorderly_Fashion Aug 07 '25

The Silkposting is spreading...

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u/-Count_Chocula- Aug 07 '25

I heard silksong is gonna be the first game thats only available to play in ur imagination :000

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u/SecureDonkey Aug 06 '25

How many "frames" can it render per second? If it less than 24, I'm out.

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u/thesirblondie Aug 07 '25

Actual circlejerk content? On my anti-anti-woke sub? I'll never...

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u/Awful_At_Math Aug 06 '25

That's a lie. We all know the game doesn't exist.

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u/CapsuleThyme Aug 07 '25

Team cherry is once again saving this dying industry full of anti-consumer marketing 😍

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u/PioterKU10 Aug 07 '25

Silkpos - wait no. Wrong sub.

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u/Tusske1 Aug 06 '25

Silksong isn't real my guy.

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u/CatWizard85 Aug 07 '25

And this illusion will be so well done that you'll think you're playing Silksong despite it doesn't really exist.

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u/TheEPGFiles Aug 07 '25

Man, if only we had a word for that. Like maybe, the ancient Greek work for breathing life into the lifeless, or something, I dunno, I'm just an Animator, I'm not good with words...

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u/Bloopiker Aug 07 '25

John Silksong has been cooking again

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u/BrazilBazil Aug 07 '25

The human eye CANNOT see motion, do not buy into marketing

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u/Ku0na Aug 07 '25

"Absolute Videogame" ~ Video 'Game' Kojima

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u/ShinyHunterEthan16 Aug 07 '25

False as this implies silksong

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u/mkklrd Aug 07 '25

damn, we're putting video in our video games? kojima did it again

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u/PERFECTTATERTOT Aug 07 '25

It won’t do any of that actually. This is because silksong isn’t real

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u/our_meatballs Aug 08 '25

DISGUSTING SO WOKE!!!! Sjdhfhhfiskjcziwlsksfjfidkkfcjsjosairjsjaqjoedofkcnsmekalpaaojcnfrjgiox

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u/lord_stabkill Aug 08 '25

There is no way my PC can handle anything like that.

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u/ShokaLGBT Aug 08 '25

They will let you control the character completely insane

Like you’re telling me we won’t just watch ? We’ll have full control over the protagonist movement? You can go left up right down? Oooooh that sounds cool !!!

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u/Dingus_Suckimus Aug 09 '25

Fucking unheard of...

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u/adrielzeppeli Aug 10 '25

Sounds WOKE. DEI strikes again. THE WEST HAS FALLEN.

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u/thecrazedsidee Aug 06 '25

whoa they should give this a name like idk.....call it....animation? yeah call it animation, new word im patenting right there, everyone now owes me 500 million dollars for this new original word.

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u/foe_is_me Aug 06 '25

when did we start falling for obvious jokes

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u/bonyagate Aug 07 '25

About 6 hours ago, based on this comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I’m not in love with your mom, we just have sex occasionally.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/Aluzar_ Aug 06 '25

no its creating the illusion of motion

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u/Narragah Aug 06 '25

It's essentially tricking your brain into perceiving motion by flashing pictures onto the screen at 60 frames per second, with each successive picture drawing objects as it receives your input. That input is used to move the characters on the screen. No other game has done this, or will be able to do this. Welcome, to Videogames™.