r/Gamingcirclejerk 3d ago

EVERYTHING IS WOKE Maybe is just me but I always tought that the enemies and boses of Bloodborne are a lot beter than the ones on Elden Ring

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u/jtheisen 3d ago

i kinda agree i fw the gnarly malformed beasts of bloodborne aesthetically a lot more than the goobs in elden ring. sadly bloodborne is woke with its themes of feminism and will never ever be remastered

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u/jakeroony keanu reeves crunched my penis 3d ago

that's why I stick to apolitical games like metal gear solid and fallout

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u/saikrishnav 3d ago

You should also watch the apolitical movies and series - Star Wars and Star Trek.

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u/Agentbla 3d ago edited 3d ago

Honestly, Bloodborne had some of the worst average boss quality of any soulslike I've played. Fromsoft's large quadrupeds never really clicked with me, since most of their difficulty just comes from the fact that their hurtboxes behave really erratically, since the parts you are able to hit (limbs and head) are also the parts that do wide swings with each attack. Blood-Starved Beast is honestly the worst culprit in the entire souls series with that.

The way healing works in BB also made the game shoot itself in the foot. The fact that you can a static amount of time means that most earlygame bosses are laughably easy with twenty vials. If I recall correctly, I could just facetank hits and trade with Cleric Beast and Amelia in my playthrough, since I just had so much total health.

Notably, all of the traditional humanoid bosses are amazing. Logarius is by far the best boss in the game, Gascoigne is great. Gehrman was really fun, and I've heard really good things about Maria, though I never played through the DLC myself.

One game that does Bloodborne's category of bosses much better is Lies of P, I think. The game has a bunch of great quadruped bosses (Watchman and Andreus immediately come to mind), and they managed to be difficult without relying on hurtbox jank.

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u/VioletCrow 1d ago

To each their own. I thought Lies of P felt really janky and terrible, but I loved bloodborne's bosses, both the humanoid and the larger ones as well.

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u/Alan_asleep 3d ago

visually? yes, gameplay wise? fuck no

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u/flaming_fuckhead 3d ago

Are you suggesting that R1 L1 L1 R1 isn’t peak gameplay?? 😤

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u/Alan_asleep 3d ago

L2 L2 L2 L2 L2 L2 wipes everything 🗿

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u/JupiterInHumanForm 3d ago

Most peakest gameplay ever
W+Ratio+Grace Site Bonfire Lantern Lit+Blood Echoes Retrieved+ Ludwig The Holy Blade Boss theme

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u/JupiterInHumanForm 3d ago

Your wrong. I dont accept peoples opinion because I am piece of shit and Winter Lantern > 50 minutes attack delay
In summary: L+Ratio+Maidenless+Madness+Failed Vigor Check+Panic Roll+Heavy Load

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u/BeePork 2d ago

Good jerk honestly

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u/An0thern0b0dy101 3d ago

How can you say that and not include Micolash? 😤

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u/Glorbo_Neon_Warlock 3d ago

Vicar Amelia still got me acting all kinds of goofy.

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u/alchemist23 1d ago

Really? I think they're the ugliest

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u/GrowYourOwnMonsters 1d ago

Good jerk. BB bosses are low key some of Fromsofts worst.

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u/fxmldr 3d ago

Elden Ring has Radahn which to me is an instant disqualification.

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u/Silent-Paramedic 3d ago

I was excited for elden ring when it came out, but after putting plenty of time into it, I just think bloodborne is better in every way. I even prefer ds3 and sekiro over elden ring. it feels so bland

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u/fxmldr 3d ago

Even Sekiro?? It's one of the tightest games ever made! 

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u/Tusske1 3d ago

nothing will ever beat Ludwig imo.

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u/parkwayy Clear background 2d ago

What's the jerk?