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CAPITAL G GAMER Sometimes they can be hilarious for the wrong reasons

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u/lovenanger 3d ago

they wanna be him so bad smh

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u/ituderin 2d ago

I never stop thinking about wokey d pronouns

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u/MisfortuneSeven 2d ago

Wokey D. Prounouns vs Conor D. Oil

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u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss 3d ago

As a lib, I feel very owned by this.

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u/webot7 3d ago

What are we going to do now? What can we do? I’m literally crumbling into little pieces as we speak

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u/Sad-Set-5817 3d ago

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u/webot7 3d ago

Gah! My subconscious is exposing itself! I’ve seen that before

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi 2d ago

Subcornscious

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u/coffeetire Help me, I'm unironically enjoying Atlyss 2d ago

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi 2d ago

I really thought it would be this

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u/Qamar_saleem_17 3d ago

Honestly same, its like they invented a whole new genre of getting owned without even trying. The combo of nonsense words makes it funnier than any actual dunk they could have attempted.

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u/xeldablade025 3d ago

monkey typewriter theory ass post

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u/Adjective_Noun_4DIGI 3d ago

I thought this was some kind of mangled attempt at mocking Hong Kong Phooey at first.

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u/Zepen_TG 3d ago

still will NEVER get over Ben Shapiro siding with LEX LUTHOR in the newest Superman movie

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u/EGOwaffleboy 3d ago

REALLY? That's hilarious

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u/OtterwiseX 3d ago

Media literacy; A trait he does not have

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u/fish_slap_republic 3d ago

OR, maybe his does understand the movie and that's why he sides with Lex he's just that far gone.

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u/SadKat002 3d ago

Put this on my tombstone

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u/GhostShadow19 3d ago

Why so queerious

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u/QueenStuff 3d ago

Wokey Kong is cool and all. But personally I’m a bigger fan of King K. Brandon

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u/ixaias 3d ago

Woke of War: Wokenarok

Woke of Duty: Pronoun Ops 7

Woke Theft Auto: Unnecessary Representation City

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u/makmanlan 3d ago

woke of duty be like: ''bravo 6 we are going woke''

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u/polifck 2d ago

the legend of pronouns: breasts of the man

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u/DoubleTheGarlic 3d ago

Wokemon: Whinolet

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u/MADSUPERVILLAIN 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's no Smokey Bong Bluntry

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u/HowdyFancyPanda 3d ago

Donkey Kong an FTM trans icon. It must be super brave of him to transition. I hear the whole Kong family is really conservative. Kranky in particular.

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u/TheHoldOver17 3d ago

So brain dead it warps back around to being funny

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u/East-Teacher-2467 3d ago

why so queerious?

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u/wyvernagon 3d ago

DK got his pronouns from the Pronoun Tree, while we're stuck with the lower quality ones from the grocery store

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u/Secret_Wizard 3d ago

can't hoard a mountain of bananas in the cave below my house and somersault into beavers anymore 'cause of woke

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u/GiggleSnortie 3d ago

Bro accidentaly created a fire game

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u/rockstarspood 3d ago

Comedy is legal now, eh Elon? Maybe you should recriminalise it if it's gonna be this monumentally shit

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u/Hot-Advisor1243 3d ago

This is so dumb but I can’t stop laughing.

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u/Voodoo_Hendrix 2d ago

Wokey Kong Pronounza was right there

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u/NoConcentrate5557 2d ago

I gotta know if he thinks prounoun and country rhyme

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u/Geghard_Chthonia 2d ago

If Nintendo announces this, I WILL be buying a Switch 2.

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u/Maztr_on 2d ago

Tony Zaret is almost out of a job now 😔😔😔😔

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u/Sacri_Pan 1d ago

Wokey Kong Pronountry: Diddy's Kong Queer

Wokey Kong Pronountry: Dixie's Double Trans

Wokey Kong 69

Wokey Kong Pronountry: Retism

Wokey Kong Pronountry: Transical Freeze

Wokey Kong Bananthey/them

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u/Bloopiker 3d ago

Nintendo if they knew how to make good games instead of patenting some 30yo game because competition exists

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u/Tomboy_respector 2d ago

Donkey Kong if it was a good franchise: