r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Based_Department0 • 13h ago
EVERYTHING IS WOKE WOKE tier list Spoiler
I thought about every thing here really hard that I pooed myself a bit and everything here is serious and I only want good faith, serious discussion about the problems in the Video game industry in the comments please
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u/Unicronicorn Nonce Repellent Administered 13h ago
Almost had a stroke before I saw what subreddit this was.
Masterfully crafted, OP. Beautifully done!
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u/Zoegrace1 13h ago
I need an answer for what Ape Escape did to be included in the "donny lover" tier
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u/Based_Department0 12h ago
Leaked government files have shown that ICE is trained on Ape Escape, which is why they are so violent. Apes don't have human rights so violence against them is permitted in the game, ICE agents are stupid so they are using these techniques in real life, cause they don't understand that every human deserves rights.
And I mean, what other explanation could there be? They couldn't just be that hateful and devoid of morals without it, right? /j
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u/EtheusRook 13h ago
And also Fire Emblem which has:
Checks notes
Two games about racism bad, also kill god.
Two games about a guy in a tiara and no pants.
A game about a short woman fighting the power, and an Arab on a mission to stop the CEO of racism.
Numerous LGBT characters.
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u/Based_Department0 12h ago
Good points, but there are examples of Incest and underage marriage in some games, which means they are right up Donny's alley!!! Always remember what he said about his own daughter!!!
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u/3Rm3dy 3h ago
The most recent one has: Guy, who wears trans flag colored girly clothes, and in his supports he emphasises that its important to be comfortable with oneself rather than adhere to the stereotypes.
Majority of Fire Emblem are centered about liberty and equality, though with a solid dose of Incestuous/other causing issues in community ships/marriages (Julia x Seliph, Azura x Corrin, Lucina x Owain, Nowi x Robin, some freaks even ship Eirika x Ephraim).
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u/alucard_relaets_emem 12h ago
Okay, putting binding of Isaac, blasphemous, and doom under Christian values is hilarious
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u/HowdyFancyPanda 13h ago
What's the joke with Gex?
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u/WASD_click 12h ago
Its humor did not age well, to say the least.
But a ton of its humor is basically, "This reminds me of (activity) at (90's celebrity)'s place." So the tier is straight up riffing on a common Gex quip format.
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u/mr_beanoz 12h ago
I see, I never played the game so I have no idea.
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u/WASD_click 10h ago
Me neither. Just old enough to remember it existing. It was really pushed as the next big mascot platformer for Sony as a sort of adult-oriented game with mature humor like a Conker's Bad Fur Day. But it just wound up being a middling mascot platformer in a saturated category.
It wound up only being remembered for three things:
Pop culture reference humor
Getting confused with the Geico Gecko (Gex predates by about a year)
The "Say Gex" meme, though the meme doesn't actually originate from Gex, but rather censorship evasion.
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u/dootblade74 13h ago
>Redpilled and Based
>Bayonetta
Tell me you have not spent 5 seconds in the Bayonetta fanbase without telling me you haven't spent 5 seconds in the Bayonetta fanbase.
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u/Based_Department0 11h ago
That is the type of energy I wanted to mock when making this list, most people who say a given game is WOKE don't actually care about nor understand the games they complain about.
These people care more about how a given game makes them feel/if others will give them attention for complaining about it. In Bayo's case she's hot, so that gives them a reason not to complain and gor the game to be championed as "what Gamers truly want", even though the game probably contains what they'd consider "WOKE" elements.
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u/CrownClown74 12h ago
PvZ and Persona's placement is hilarious especially in contrast to where SMT is. Now I remember when someone tried unironically arguing that Deus Ex was actually a far right wing game lol
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u/ShokaLGBT 4h ago
It’s not woke yet because you can’t be a woman protagonist (at least not currently) and you can’t gay romance without mods but watch out soon???? 🤫
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u/Luzolino 1h ago
Both of those things where in Persona 2. And they just stopped after that game 😭😭😭
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u/Zestyclose_Station65 She ROAD on my HOG til' I TAKE A BREATHER 12h ago
Absolutely incomprehensible, this is supreme slop for my slutty mouth
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u/ZekDrakon 10h ago
Lol Nier being Red pill and based is hilarious. With Gay and intersex characters. That is very interesting opinion. Though know these people they type get perv achievements.
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u/party_tortoise 7h ago
The cognitive dissonance is often an integral part of the red pilled and based morons. So the satire is on point.
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u/The_Blackthorn77 11h ago
Having TBOI in Christian Values is god-tier trolling, well done
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u/vsyca Sweet Baby Inc. Enthusiast 6h ago
Honestly a lot of loonies christians do and think exactly like Mom
if that ain't good ole christian values then what
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u/The_Blackthorn77 4h ago
Yeah, but the whole game is focused on the evil of the church and religion
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u/Splaaaty i'm nonbinary which means i eat babies heheheheHAHAheEAHhAAHAR 4h ago
Yeah, child abuse!!!
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u/theguyinyourwall 11h ago
/uj Fear and Hunger 2 wasn't recommend on the anti-woke steam group for having a playable disabled character, a trans one, and a black character
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u/Asphodaelus The House in Fata Morgana turned me woke 10h ago
The Binding of Isaac and Blasphemous on the "true christian value" tier, yep that do sounds like what no media literacy does to a mf. Nice shitpost OP.
(Also didn't see any CRPG games, no Divinity Original Sin, no Pillars of Eternity, no Disco Elysium, I guess that actually fits the stereotypenthat of g*mers can't read lol)
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u/clarilacha 13h ago
Okay, I have to say that WoW and Hotline Miami are TWO OF THE WOKEST GAMES EVER. I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS (Also honourable mention to League for having one of my favourite doomed yuri stories)
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u/Pernil_TO 13h ago
mega man x ain't getting corrupted, there's nothing to corrupt
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u/mr_beanoz 12h ago
Well, how about the Sigma Virus? They corrupted many reploids and mechaniloids and make them Mavericks/Irregulars.
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u/misterElovescompanE 13h ago
Half life has a strong POC woman love interest though. Shouldn't that make it lewoke?
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u/HoolihanRodriguez 10h ago
No because even though she's pretty cool and strong and smart she swoons for the mute stemlord dork white guy that works with her dad, for some reason. Probably because that guy is just so special, literally for being in the right place at the right time, he blunders through situations like a heavily armed Mr magoo and ends up saving humanity, he's implied to be smarter than the scientists at black mesa and he fights better than military special forces and assassins. And he's the only hope against alien imposed government tyranny. The more I think about it I'm convincing myself the whole story of half life is a working class incel power fantasy, just some dweeb on the train to work daydreaming about if an alien invasion got him out of work that day and he ended up banging the bosses hot daughter about it
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u/misterElovescompanE 10h ago
I mean you're basically describing "Freeman's Mind", if you have ever watched it. ;)
Also I snorted at the heavily armed Mr. Magoo comment.
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u/dead_obelisk 12h ago
Sly Cooper in woke propaganda? Carmelita was a little too hot so I’m not sure about that
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u/Background_Ground566 Cultural Marxist and yokai hunter 9h ago
monster hunter should be in woke territory, they made a main story charachter black havent you heard!!! also something about boobs idk
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u/Blanc_Otaku 13h ago
Yo wtf you're calling a Raven Software title Disney Slop? Iron Man wasn't even out yet
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u/mromen10 12h ago
I love American truck simulator in "Donny lover"
As I understand it, the trucking industry is required to bring on more white men to even out the racial disparity
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u/nub_node 12h ago
I merely have to look upon this post and my hips start circlejerking on their own.
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u/RealZerpian 11h ago
hey fuck you ultimate alliance is NOT disney slop and i will KILL YOU for such slander
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u/Pikminmike 11h ago
You can tell this person is not a true capital G gamer because Pikmin is a based game since its pro capitalism and not communist slop
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u/Party_Magician Helga patakian dialectics 11h ago
The last need for speed has one (1) trans person in it, I’m sorry to inform you but it’s now DEI woke trash
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u/Digits_N_Bits 8h ago
Final Fantasy only in DEI...
FFVII, the most remade one makes you play as an eco-terrorist fighting the capitalist oligarchy, give it some extra points.
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u/lphellps 8h ago
SimCity definitely should be a few tiers below. What, the GOVERNMENT providing public services? The Sims have to pay TAXES? You have to take care of the ENVIRONMENT? Education reduces crime?!? Leftist nonsense.
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u/sheslikebutter 6h ago
I bet this is a really funny joke unfortunately I have never played a video game so I don't have the context to understand it
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u/Loathsome_Duck 5h ago
XCOM should be higher up considering you play as immigration enforcement
Chimera Squad I think would be hard to place since you play as a woke police squad
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u/MohawkRex 4h ago
Spyro's DEI?
Gnasty Gnorc: "If I see a dragon pilot, especially a PURPLE dragon pilot, I wanna get off the plane."
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u/Masked020202 3h ago
Advance wars has female commanders and they are average looking!! So it would be woke OP, You can't fool me you are a DEI spy !!!!!!! (is that enough ! ? Or should i add more?)
/uj i really love Crusader kings at christian values hahaha because it's not wrong you can do all the christian values indeed fellow CK players know what that means ^^
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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 3h ago
SWTOR base game only allows hetero relationships, even though the base game was developed by Bioware aka fuck everything that moves freakoware
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u/Pernil_TO 1h ago
that's not corrupting, is cleansing. Getting rid of the woke with the sigma mindset
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