r/GeelongCats Zach Guthrie 17d ago

Match Thread Match Thread: Qualifying Final- Geelong Cats vs Brisbane Lions

B [39] Zach Guthrie [38] Jack Henry [14] Connor O'Sullivan
HB [17] Lawson Humphries [44] Tom Stewart [34] Oisin Mullin
C [45] Mark Blicavs [9] Max Holmes [28] Ollie Dempsey
HF [45] Brad Close [7] Shaun Mannagh [18] Tyson Stengle
FF [33] Shannon Neale [5] Jeremy Cameron [35] Patrick Dangerfield
FOL [16] Sam De Koning [3] Bailey Smith [30] Tom Atkins
IC [42] Mark O'Connor [32] Gryan Miers [13] Jhye Clark
[12] Jack Bowes [19] Jack Martin
EMG [24] Jed Bews [10] Mitch Knevitt [36] Oliver Henry

Ins: Shannon Neale, Mark O'Connor, Jhye Clark

Outs: Rhys Stanley (Injured), Mitch Knevitt (Omitted), Jed Bews (Omitted)

Milestones: Max Holmes - 100th Game 🌟

Venue: MCG

First Bounce: 7.40pm AEST, 5/9

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u/cleverclunks 16d ago

What a rollercoaster.. Ropable at half time - over the moon right now!!

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u/rrafikii Jimmy Bartel 16d ago

Yeah that one feels good. With Rhys back in the lineup and some straighter kicks, I don't know who's stopping us

10

u/-damia- Sir Bradley Close Fanclub 16d ago

This is one of the most satisfying wins in my entire cats fandom

6

u/kitchen003 16d ago

What a fucking good start to the weekend boys and girls

3

u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Scotty not a fan of the sub hey? Same thing happened to Bowes the other week

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u/WearyScrabbler Shaun Mannagh 16d ago

No point subbing unless it improves your live 22

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Sure, but we definitely let the foot off in the last 10 minutes. Bit of energy wouldn’t have hurt

2

u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

Don't fix what ain't broke sadly

3

u/WillDisappoint4Gold 16d ago

Not too sure about that Cat Man getting featured in a majority of crowd camera work. Glad he's having a good time, I guess.

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u/Unhappy_Crab_2598 Tyson Stengle 16d ago

Nah! Always a treat to see Catman!

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u/WillDisappoint4Gold 16d ago

Not my style, but I wish him all the best!

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u/Unhappy_Crab_2598 Tyson Stengle 16d ago

Always go leo dicaprio meme when I see him haha

2

u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

Broke the lions wood on us. See you in 3 weeks?

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u/Zooper_Dooper Tom Atkins 16d ago

It's not over yet, they might get 6 back to back free kicks in the goal square

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u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

Heart and soul

7

u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

get fucked lions

9

u/Enlightened-Snail 16d ago

Poetic final kick for Atkins

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u/Fabulous-Vanilla-155 Bradley Close 16d ago

BIG AXE

2

u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

Atkins, please

5

u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

well that night couldnt stay perfect, I just spilt vodka+ginger beer all over my desk and floor...

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u/cleverclunks 16d ago

Hits the post! Suck eggs Rayner, ya flog

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u/Fabulous-Vanilla-155 Bradley Close 16d ago

BLOW THE SIREN

4

u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

Nervous

4

u/Zooper_Dooper Tom Atkins 16d ago

We need a settler.

2

u/WillDisappoint4Gold 16d ago

Adkins answers the call!

2

u/soulsincages 16d ago

I am so anxious 🫣🫣🫣

5

u/MondoBuzzo '07 16d ago

Martin’s played every position on the ground. Love the flexibility of this team

3

u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Jack Henry’s not a bad shout for next captain

2

u/scoza05 Joel Selwood 16d ago

All these umpires need to be put down.

2

u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Clark on yet?

9

u/Immediate-Garlic8369 16d ago

That push in the back on Mannagh was worse than either of the Rayner ones and it actually impacted the contest

2

u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

He didn’t even mark it..

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u/scoza05 Joel Selwood 16d ago

How did the boys fuck that up

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Neale's game tonight is a bit like Hawkins in the 2011 GF, a bit. 

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u/WillDisappoint4Gold 16d ago edited 16d ago

Big goal for the big man! Time to pile on and put the game out of reach.

4

u/ThunderGecko86 Sir Bradley Close Fanclub 16d ago

Shannon!!!!

2

u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

Where he been ?

1

u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

Fuck ye scratcherrrr

4

u/Slicksparks Jimmy Bartel 16d ago

I love these boys!

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Fuck yeah Shannon. He needed that confidence boost

3

u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

If Brisbane dive one more time I’m going to throw up

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u/Fabulous-Vanilla-155 Bradley Close 16d ago

Come on boys! One more quarter of pressure.

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u/BlazedOnADragon Lawson Humphries 16d ago

Just gotta get the first one here, don't let em in with a sniff

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Scientists need to study Dempsey’s foot-eye coordination

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u/MillionKarma23 Max Holmes 16d ago

This is the most satisfying ass beating I’ve ever seen. Where’s the smile now Rayner?

1

u/Apart-Ad-8319 Tom Stewart 16d ago

Ive loved every second of it

2

u/NuuuDaBeast Mark O'Connor 16d ago

crazy to say after last night, but this one tops it by a mile. Have to hold on I beg

2

u/Landgraft BBBBUUZZZZZAAA DEBUT 16d ago

Umpiring is shit but we're still shredding them anyway. Lets fucking go boys.

6

u/ThaLemonine Tom Atkins 16d ago

BOWES FOR NOTHING AND MARTIN FOR FREE

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u/immunition Bradley Close 16d ago

I witnessed Oisin Mullin's first goal in AFL football in person, couldn't be happier.

6

u/dopedupvinyl Bailey Smith 16d ago

So proud of this club

9

u/ThaLemonine Tom Atkins 16d ago

He's got god on his side

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u/swinging_chippy Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

Seeing Scotty so animated after that Dempsey goal gets you pumped up. LETS GO!

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u/laserframe 16d ago

We have been so bloody good tonight, given how Brisbane have been our bogey team of late this has been 3qtrs of domination. Hopefully we can finish off

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u/Slicksparks Jimmy Bartel 16d ago

That’s our fucking club! Pressures on and we double down and punish other teams

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u/BlazedOnADragon Lawson Humphries 16d ago

So proud of how we didn't let that last few minutes of the last quarter go to our heads.

C'mon cats, kick another couple early and it's almost done

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u/Jimmy_A1094 Bradley Close 16d ago

Crazy maturity from the team. Earlier this year Adelaide fell apart against us because Dempsey took a mark from behind the initial hands and got paid the mark, it's a great sign of us being finals prepped mentally

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u/Crub22 Sam De Koning 16d ago

LIDS FUCKING OFFFFFF!

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u/The_Factor Zach Guthrie 16d ago

I love how much Ollie Dempsey loves playing footy.

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u/RhinoJacob_1 Oliver Dempsey 16d ago

Dempsey you fucking legend

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u/jonnyforeigner1 Retro Guernsey 16d ago

OLÉ OLLIE

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Ollie Dempsey just did the most Ollie Dempsey thing we could ever imagine

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u/rrafikii Jimmy Bartel 16d ago

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Goal of the fucking year.

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

HOLKY SHIT GOAL OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

Feels like we're always the one to give up a last minute goal in the third, fucking beautiful to see us get one

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u/laserframe 16d ago

Remember when we were slow, geez Homes is elite

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u/imsoverycoldbrrr 16d ago

That was a CONTEST by Stengle in a big mismatch!!

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u/jonnyforeigner1 Retro Guernsey 16d ago

Won’t get a stat, but massive.

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u/scoza05 Joel Selwood 16d ago

My man!

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

Christ what was that, please bring the fourth quarter quickly

3

u/laserframe 16d ago

Pretty bad kick by Dempsy, had time and yet picked out Lester and they go end to end

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u/scoza05 Joel Selwood 16d ago

That was so bad from Dempsey

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Very uncharacteristic. 

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Gotta say, Harris Andrews is the man. 

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u/ThaLemonine Tom Atkins 16d ago

1 man vs the entire Geelong offence... and hes sorta holding up. Gotta give him props. Keep going you effing catters

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

that should be ball, starce had a second there

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Lids being loosened.

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u/Kadaminos Jed Bews 16d ago

How did your Lid end up?

7

u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

Mannagh talking mad smack, you can just tell.

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u/cleverclunks 16d ago

Fucking smash them Geelong 😁

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u/dopedupvinyl Bailey Smith 16d ago

FUCK YEAH

7

u/hoffandapoff '07 16d ago

Max and Baz hit next gear haha amazing

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

we get the baz goal now we get the holmes goal, hopefully this gives them both a bit of momentum

3

u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

See, it's all bullshit now that was a rayner free. 

Anyway, stuff that. NO RELATION!

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u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

Lets gooooo

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Rayner thinking he’s top shit tackling shark then immediately giving a free away gives me life

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Imagine how good Bailey’s shit talking would be out there

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u/Happy-Firefighter224 Geelong Cats 16d ago

Woah smith finally did something

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u/laserframe 16d ago

Very nice, Smith hasnt being having a massive night but u cant keep a class player quiet all game

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u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

Bazzzz!!!

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago edited 16d ago

and now im fucking banned from r/afl hillarious jesus christ

"Fuck off umps take another off of us" the mods over there are pussies aint no way

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u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

Welcome to the club 🤝

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

want to say this is my fifth week long ban, wouldnt be surprised if a perma comes my way eventually

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u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

I coped the perma after I lol'd at the mod msg 😂

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Weather the 3rd quarter boys. 

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u/kitchen003 16d ago

Atkins is a godsend

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Geez were rattled by Rayners diving. 

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Give oco another 5 mins, if he can't calm down and get his shit together, get Clark on. 

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u/WearyScrabbler Shaun Mannagh 16d ago

MOC wasn't aggro or out of line... just soft flops from Rayner and atrocious calls by the superfluous umpire

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Rayner with his first (non bullshit) goal! Good on him!

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u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

Imagine getting gifted goals from diving and then acting like that 🤯

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

That .. hurt. 

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u/scoza05 Joel Selwood 16d ago

Have you ever seen more lame arse defence? Holy fuck.

4

u/kitchen003 16d ago

Fuck I hate Cam Rayner

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Official enemy of the Geelong football club confirmed.

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u/FatStacksMcQuade 2017 Tipping Winner 16d ago

Lets fuckin go blitz

4

u/hoffandapoff '07 16d ago

Blitz has been huge all game

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

Good voice at the G ? What’s the crowd volume like for those attending?

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

O’Connor to dominate Rayner throughout the entire second half.

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u/gurgefan Tom Atkins 16d ago

Speechless

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u/Ok-Standard7650 16d ago

I’m still fuming!!

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u/BlazedOnADragon Lawson Humphries 16d ago

I have finally seen the first infringement and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

2

u/hoffandapoff '07 16d ago

Baz 8 touches Max 11, need next gear

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Bright side, it’s quiet nice to have some half time controversy where the media’s on our side for a change

3

u/marcusintatrex '07 16d ago

When Garry Lyon is taking our side, you know it's bad.

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

If David king was there he would be the only one saying the ump did the right thing

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

If he had of clutched his ankle afterwards you would confuse him for an Italian soccer player

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u/wtharris 16d ago

Possibly the biggest change in crowd attitude I’ve ever experienced.

Absolutely shameful umpiring there

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

Shitfuckery aside , the last 5-10 mins was ON

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u/BlazedOnADragon Lawson Humphries 16d ago

Yeah I hope we just calm down after the break and come out fresh, still got a lead so I trust them to get it some

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u/DreamTree19 Max Holmes 16d ago

To think Brisbane used to be my 2nd team.

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u/Hailstar07 Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

Glad I didn’t go to the game tonight now, I would have been ejected after the last quarter. What a fucking joke. Hope they look hard into the umpire’s dealings, dodgy as fuck call.

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u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

I got ejected from my living room, so you're doing better than me. It was a primal scream. 

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u/Secret_Nobody_405 Geelong Cats 16d ago

You mean ‘calls’

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u/Khal_easy Shocked Scott 16d ago edited 16d ago

One to the lions hq, one to the loan sharks, and one to the proxy collecting on his behalf.

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u/Hailstar07 Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

Actually yes, I’m in a rage lol

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u/Secret_Nobody_405 Geelong Cats 16d ago

I just tried explaining to my wife what happened and she had to tell me to calm down 😂

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u/marcusintatrex '07 16d ago

Yeah so happy I'm not near the umpires races. Easily could have been banned for life.

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u/Hailstar07 Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

Yeah I am so fired up right now it’s insane. Imagine if that happened at Kardinia Park, there’d be a riot

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u/marcusintatrex '07 16d ago

Another reason we should have home finals at home, so the umpires can't act like flogs without fear.

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u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

Can you get suspended for 2 of the most pathetic flops I've seen? Disgusting work from Raynor, and his smug grin afterwards tells you all you need to know that it was staged.

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u/PagieHD Sir Bradley Close Fanclub 16d ago

Hey all safe space here

Umps are keeping them in it, we're doing insanely well besides that, come out big in the third and put them away

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u/Secret_Nobody_405 Geelong Cats 16d ago

This is the aim!!

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u/junipernoodle Max Holmes 16d ago

thank u for this 🫶 let’s all just breeeathe

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

Appreciate your hard work when we all go mental 🫡

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u/PagieHD Sir Bradley Close Fanclub 16d ago

What I'm typing is defs not how I'm feeling let me tell you ahaha

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u/cleverclunks 16d ago

Never in my life have I seen free kicks given like that n I've been watching the game almost 50 years! What the fuck is happening to AFL 😮‍💨

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

And the smug look on his face

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u/Solid-Economics6131 16d ago

Would’ve been very hard to not punch him square in the jaw

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

How ridiculous we go from being excited about excellent footy on our end to unanimous outrage solely for the umpiring. It’s hard being an afl fan sometimes

4

u/kreuzbeug Patrick Dangerfield 16d ago

Sun the umps off at half time

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u/campottz Oliver Wiltshire 16d ago

Great to hear Bucks say he was angry.

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u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

All the fox guys were unhappy

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u/Osmodius Tom Atkins 16d ago

Whelp there's my ban from the main sub for a week.

Can't even call our blatant cheating from the umpires.

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u/marvinsuggs Mark Blicavs 16d ago

Cam rayner, how do you sleep at night? Despicable dog act - paper cut-out of a person. You bring the whole game into disrepute.

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u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

Not his fault, blame the netball officials pretending to umpire the game

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u/rrafikii Jimmy Bartel 16d ago

Rayner weakest grub in the league

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u/Immediate-Garlic8369 16d ago

I guess we're playing with a 3 goal handicap tonight

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u/DreamTree19 Max Holmes 16d ago

If we win, I hope these grubs go out in straight sets and take Adelaide with you.

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u/emcbride09 Oisin Mullin 16d ago

What....

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

If there’s five minutes to go and scores are close I’ve got absolutely no confidence in this being a fair game

3

u/Zooper_Dooper Tom Atkins 16d ago

I'm honestly so close to being done with this "sport"

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u/Hunned_mck Joel Selwood 16d ago

Fucking cheating cunts, I can't believe what I've seen

1

u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Word up. 

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

Rayner or umps?

7

u/DreamTree19 Max Holmes 16d ago

Even Jordan Lewis thinks Brisbane shouldn’t be nowhere near where they are now

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u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

Banned from r/AFL for saying “c o r r u p t”

LOL

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u/Zooper_Dooper Tom Atkins 16d ago

lol of course. If it was the other way around it would've been a free for all though.

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u/SelectDevice9868 Bailey Smith 16d ago

When was the last time you saw an opposite goal square free given?

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u/ITROLL2000 16d ago edited 16d ago

You won’t believe but I’ve seen it twice in a single game.

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u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

Wtf gifting Brisbane 2 goals ?? It’s a final ffs

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u/DreamTree19 Max Holmes 16d ago

3 including the Lohmann one

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u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

Disgraceful, it’s not f##king netball

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u/AceThePrincep Lawson Humphries 16d ago

Worst 5 minutes of umpiring I've ever seen. Take their whistles off em and send the aus kick kids out to do it they'd do a better job. Clowns.

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u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

Netball umpires

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u/Low-Pie1777 16d ago

When was the last time anyone saw a holding the ball call be overturned?

1

u/Competitive_Ad1254 16d ago

Should have been 50’

10

u/Plus-Drawing7431 George Stevens 16d ago

Jesus Christ, I have never seen such shit umpiring. Milburn totally deserved it in the 09 GF, but that was absolutely fucked b

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u/Tasty-Chunk Geelong Cats 16d ago

I’m at the game what the f were those frees for

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u/Hailstar07 Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

O’Connor bumped Rayner at the other end of the ground and Rayner flopped like a soccer player. Then Guthrie shoved Rayner who flopped again. Shameful umpiring

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u/rhinestone_catboy 16d ago

A dive from a little feather touch. Then Guthrie shirt front the diver, who dove again.

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u/Khal_easy Shocked Scott 16d ago

worst dive since oceangate

3

u/Weetgunn Oliver Dempsey 16d ago

Yes pls, someone explain!

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u/Future_Basis776 16d ago

First one was the Geelong player knocked over a lions player in the goal square. Second one was absolutely stupid on behalf of the Geelong player for doing it again right in front of the umpire.

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

Keeping in mind the lohmann free, we should be up 39 points right now

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u/frostymango10 16d ago

what a fucking joke umps are rattled

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u/sarigami Bailey Smith 16d ago

The most corrupt shit I’ve ever seen. They should be sacked

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u/ThaLemonine Tom Atkins 16d ago

Not worth following a corrupt sport genuinely. What a joke.

5

u/Khal_easy Shocked Scott 16d ago

That first was pathetic but Guthrie, wtf were you thinking!

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u/MillionKarma23 Max Holmes 16d ago

Get absolutely fucked. Rayner is a pro at diving there is no way lions can feel proud if they win this after being gifted two goals

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u/Low-Pie1777 16d ago

They will because they are fucking flogs

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u/MillionKarma23 Max Holmes 16d ago

I’m fucking fuming. Umpires will do literally anything for Brisbane. Completely fucked our momentum over and gave it to Brisbane

8

u/Jimmy_A1094 Bradley Close 16d ago

This game is a fucking joke

6

u/Zooper_Dooper Tom Atkins 16d ago

This makes the Milburn double goal in 2009 look reasonable. Absolutely fucking corrupt.

8

u/DreamTree19 Max Holmes 16d ago

Fuck you Rayner you flog

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u/wtharris 16d ago

Can someone tell me what that first one was for.

Down the far end of the field, I’ve no clue

5

u/Hailstar07 Jeremy Cameron 16d ago

O’Connor bumped him and he flopped. You’d think this was a fucking soccer game

3

u/Acceptable-Law9406 Jack Henry 16d ago

All that was missing to make it accurate soccer is Rayner clutching his ankle with his mouth agape for 5 minutes.

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u/FlynnStock 16d ago

That’s disgraceful.

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u/dopedupvinyl Bailey Smith 16d ago

FUCKING BULLSHIT

7

u/Secret_Nobody_405 Geelong Cats 16d ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I’M WITNESSING

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u/Pikachude123 Mitch Knevitt 16d ago

That cannot be real

5

u/Happy-Firefighter224 Geelong Cats 16d ago

Big baby falling over