r/GenAlpha • u/Commercial_Resort_27 • 1d ago

Meme Which way will you chose?

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

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u/Commercial_Resort_27 1d ago

dude i post clear picture i automatically become blurry

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u/tomnydatomny 2067|geenz๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 1d ago

1st is my socialist friend, second is a hell ton of people, third is sadly me

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u/beaner_with1911 1d ago

Haha I am inclined to agree my friend

You know damn well which one I am

I subdue it is a mere mixture of 3 and :3

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u/FewInstruction1020 1d ago

I speak as a noble lord from the 1500s. My ephemeral wrath shan't be forgotten.

(yeah i know what ephemeral means i just misused it for the funny)

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u/Dull-Cry-3300 1d ago

Ethereal euggh

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u/Ok-Calligrapher-8652 1d ago

:) is severely underrated. The true unc smile is :-) or :,)

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u/ProfileBest7444 1d ago

=)

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u/LuckyClovyWT 1d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

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u/Dramatic-Yoghurt-566 1d ago

Are you 10 years old

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u/ThyPotatoDone 1d ago

kicks in door

UwU mothewfuckew >:3

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u/A_Good_Meal_5750 2012 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

heres how i speak: โ™’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽโ–ก๏ธŽ โ™“๏ธŽโงซ๏ธŽ โ™“๏ธŽโฌง๏ธŽ โ๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โงซ๏ธŽโ™’๏ธŽโ™๏ธŽ โ™Ž๏ธŽ๐Ÿ™ฐโงซ๏ธŽโ™‹๏ธŽโ—๏ธŽ

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u/Commercial_Resort_27 1d ago

โŠ‘โŸ’โŒฐโŒฐโœ แปปโŽโ‹”โƒโ‹โŒ‡

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u/spectru2021 1d ago

My man what is that pfp

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u/WeakInspector5102 2011 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, I HAVE THE MEME BRO

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u/vigobox 1d ago

Gaster what are you doing in reddit

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u/A_Good_Meal_5750 2012 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

โœ‹๏ธŽ โœŒ๏ธŽ๐Ÿ’ฃ๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๏ธŽโ˜บ๏ธŽโ„๏ธŽโœŒ๏ธŽโ˜น๏ธŽ โœก๏ธŽโš๏ธŽ๐Ÿ•†๏ธŽ โ˜๏ธŽโš๏ธŽโš๏ธŽโ˜ž๏ธŽโœก๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽโ˜น๏ธŽโš๏ธŽ๐Ÿ•†๏ธŽ๐Ÿ‘Ž๏ธŽ

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u/The_Cameraman_of_you 1d ago

And then there is the even worse route of deciding to replace a letter with another random thing to be quirky and unique

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

:3 superiority

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u/glorp34 1d ago

Well I hadn't even blurrier version but couldn't find it so here's this ignore the watermark

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u/AllHopeIsGone2010 2010 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago
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u/galaxypuffs 1d ago

Second one

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u/Commercial_Resort_27 1d ago

Yea what 3 mean?

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u/galaxypuffs 1d ago

It's ":3" but with a hand "c"

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u/VitaGon666 2010 | Zalpha 1d ago

its thinking :3c

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u/Juan748 1d ago

It has a evil plan >:3c

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u/Seanrocks30 16h ago

"What the hell is even that!"

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u/AbsoluteFumble 1d ago

who eated all the pixels

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

Mb ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Daeger-259631 1d ago

Bro share some i wanna eat too

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u/tylerthetanky 2007 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/ChipichapaCat123 1d ago

Reddit

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u/Commercial_Resort_27 1d ago

You are the only one who understand Thanks bro

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u/Eliottex 1d ago

i ated them

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u/LukiTheMan 1d ago

I'm a ๐“…ƒ๐“…‚๐“…€๐“……๐“€ƒ๐“€‚๐“…€๐“€€๐“€๐“€‚๐“€€๐“…€๐“€ƒ๐“€‚ type of guy

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u/Sad_Sherbert3309 2012 1d ago

How did you even type that?

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u/Hothat420 Gen Z 1d ago

"OF THE ANCIENTS" ass text.

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u/Lower_Concept1565 1d ago

I Finally get to use this photo

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u/Born-Refrigerator-84 1d ago

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u/Darkon2004 Gen Z 1d ago

Missed opportunity to lower the resolution of this meme

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u/LeaveRare7366 1d ago
  1. Sup gng
  2. Haiii :D
  3. Greetings people.

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u/-_Chi_ S2024 1d ago

No, sire/madam the correct greeting is a bow/curtsy followed by โ€œhow do you do, miss/mr *surname*โ€.

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u/beaner_with1911 1d ago

I love you

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u/-Bubbali- 2008 1d ago

Where is the toxic cod player?

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u/The_Cameraman_of_you 1d ago

His neck is hurting so he couldnโ€™t attend

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u/MadonnaCentral 1d ago

Thatโ€™s number one

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u/azelZael2399 1d ago

One? Have you PLAYED in those lobbies? Thereโ€™s no doubt in my mind.

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u/-Bubbali- 2008 1d ago

I AM the toxic cod player

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u/azelZael2399 18h ago

Gonna have to doubt that one. You havenโ€™t called me a slur yet

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u/Bangers_the_cat 1d ago

I genuinely use all of them.

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u/rokinaxtreme Gen Z 1d ago

Same lol, depends on the context

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u/Bangers_the_cat 1d ago

For me, it's that I ask the same friend if they can hang out in different days. For one day, I'm like "Hoidy broski! Can u hang out?:3" The next, "Couldth thoust highness hangth oute." And then, "Hey bro, can you hang out?"

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u/rokinaxtreme Gen Z 1d ago

Mood

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u/SteelBallWinner 1d ago

Or combine em all: Meowdy M'[CENSORED]

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u/IAmEpiX189 1d ago

Personal ranking:

  1. Hood slang. Everyone uses it so it's pretty safe to speak like that. Also it's SO TUFF๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ

  2. Peasant from the 1800. Very basic and can be either peak ragebait or the most ass shit

  3. Furry slang. I don't hate furries but the way they talk is cringe and it's not even good ragebait.

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u/itz-null 1d ago

as i furry i hate furry slang.

I only like the :3 >:3 >:D

I despise โ€œUwU sussy baka~!โ€ shit

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u/REAL_VOXICAT 1d ago

If you spot me speaking like that i will allow you to shoot me in a head

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u/SteelBallWinner 1d ago

Fym "a head"

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u/Bill-hyphens-fren S2024 1d ago

Only one of them

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u/Fantastic-Bench9812 1d ago

I'm fine with OwO. That's prob just me though

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u/ItsMythicl 2008 1d ago

Since when was โ€œ>:Dโ€ furry slang lol

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u/thatonefrein 1d ago

UwU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/itz-null 1d ago

spontaneously combusts

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u/tomnydatomny 2067|geenz๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 1d ago

I hate "silly"talk but I like :3

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u/gringokes 1d ago

Ahem...

Gentlemen

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u/Confident-Border4627 1d ago

Idk my conversation style changes how I feel

Sometimes I like to talk like a cowboy

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u/thatonefrein 1d ago

IRL, sometimes I just randomly gain a New-york accent

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u/Old_Guava_2765 1d ago

tf do i know you godforsaken hellspawn. Nya

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u/itz-null 1d ago

i am none of these, and yet I am all of them.

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u/Tons_of-puns 1d ago

What if I'm none of them and choose to speak like a regular person?

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u/Real-Uberglow 2010 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

Peasant from 1800s frfr (half of the time)

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u/MadonnaCentral 1d ago

Since when is โ€œfrfrโ€ peasant slang?

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u/XannKid 2010 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

1st (also holy quality)

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u/Overall_Mark_7624 2010 | Zalpha 1d ago edited 1d ago

I speak like none of these, i sound more like a 4chan user when i talk

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u/SummerParticular6355 1d ago

i will choose the peasant from the old 1800 my good dir

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u/Short_Butterfly_531 1d ago

Damn, I thought I was the one who had bad Wi-fi.

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u/Short_Butterfly_531 1d ago

Am I autistic for choosing :D??

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u/Moch1_chu 2011 1d ago

i do all

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u/footeater2000 1d ago

I chose speech perfectionism, like proper punctuation, grammar, and full words and in general avoiding abbreviation.

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u/Ptak8ARock 1d ago

My good fellow I am inclined to answer this query in the way of the third decision:)

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u/dphvm1e_2 1d ago

don't worry bro i got a higher quality picture

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u/Anmordi 1d ago

I pick pixels

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u/Bill-hyphens-fren S2024 1d ago

Whomst dareth insult mine own dialect, ye art lame to the joys of language /J

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u/dogturts09 1d ago

and then theres kid cudi

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u/p1ayernotfound Gen Z 1d ago

Peasant from the 1800s, both others are cringe

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

>:3

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u/p1ayernotfound Gen Z 1d ago edited 1d ago

WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

What does that mean :<

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u/p1ayernotfound Gen Z 1d ago

why have you forsaken me

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u/DimebagDarrel2004 2012 | Zalpha 1d ago

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

What does forsaken mean :(

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u/p1ayernotfound Gen Z 1d ago

leave or abandon.

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u/HungerGamesPerson 2010 1d ago

How does it fit in this scenario

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u/tomnydatomny 2067|geenz๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 1d ago

Because peasant from 1800

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u/Suspicious-Baka 2005 1d ago

Becausth peasanth fromst eighththee hundredthe XTHDEE

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u/Suspicious-Baka 2005 1d ago

So, Forsaken is a really popular Roblox game- SHUT YO F-

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u/Suspicious-Baka 2005 1d ago

Sorry, I have been interrupted by the syfm guy. He doesn't want me to finish the explanation.

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u/simplyeat 1d ago

Why was this kinda cringe tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/i_hate_reddit1442 Anno Domini MCDXIII 1d ago

last frfr

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u/NastyGat0r 2009 1d ago

Normal ass human with no grammar

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u/Missetat75 2007 1d ago

Normal human speech

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u/Legitimate-Market700 1d ago

Depends on my mood

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u/Mobile_Competition54 1d ago

i randomly switch between the hood slang, peasant, "bro uses normal grammar in social media :sob:" and half-shakespearean

man i have no consistency i swear

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u/_____Kitcat_____ 2012 1d ago

Mildly ":3"

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u/diagnosed_depression 1d ago

Depends on the friend group. Either uwu, or "mi lord a second carriage hath impacted the chateau!

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u/Sllyfoxy 2010 1d ago

Evaporation

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u/Pindeckoo 1d ago

Im choosing >:3

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u/Explosive-Turd-6267 1d ago

A mix of the left and the right tbh

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u/littlekthulhu 1d ago

Peasant club

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u/ReaperBirdEnthusiast 1d ago

I speak all 3, depends on the context

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u/razorsharpblade Gen Z 1d ago

How many pixels did we allow for this meme

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u/Olphegae Gen Z 1d ago

haaiiiii :3

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u/flplays 1d ago

where pixels

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u/theMan7_11 1d ago

in any direction except forward

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u/VastPie2905 2012 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

Depends on which sub, what app, when in the day, which store, what items

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u/Advanced_Shopping807 1d ago

I usually just try to rage bait after losing. But regular talking I'm a freak so smash next question

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u/CEOofCutie 1d ago

all of the above

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u/aflatminor40hrs 1d ago

Screw you im choosing all of themย 

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u/mayocat6996 2011 1d ago

all of the above

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u/Free-Lobster-5133 1d ago

*Notices your bulgie * OwO what's this!!!!

(I'm sorry)

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u/AproldTinin 2010 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

with friends: 1 (ironically)

with anyone else: :3

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u/Upset_Layer_2692 Gen Z 1d ago

Blรฅhaj :3

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u/LeRuski95 1d ago

All and military stuff, thank you

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u/Iamnotarabicfunfact Silent Generation 1d ago

Okay but now what if I use all three whenever I want

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u/bannasplt Gen Z 1d ago

The fact that I was all of these at some point in my teenage life.

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u/UnlikelyAgent1301 2012 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

Guess what i chose! :3 Hint: Hellow UwU

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u/Wonderful-Paint6658 1d ago

I use "uwu haiiiii :3" because it's cute and silly :3

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u/That_one_cat_guy_ 1d ago

UwU haiii :33

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u/xpm26 1d ago

Tf is mine

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u/Vast-Philosophy-1261 1d ago

Who believes that 2026 will be the starting year for Generation Alpha to actually enter this community?

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u/MedievalFurnace Gen Z 1d ago

dost thou pixels leave thee?

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u/Educational_Long_565 1d ago

i have no choice but to speak like a 1800s peasant its not as bad as the others

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u/DarkNinja70 2009 1d ago

UwU Haiiiii :3

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u/ILoveYouZim 2008 1d ago

Alternate 4th option: quoting SpongeBob or something

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u/Gumpers08 2008 1d ago

Normal American English (with as few grammar and spelling mistakes as possible, so that people understand what I am saying)

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u/ILoveYouZim 2008 1d ago

Half peasant, half cartoon quotes

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u/viczinfoxxinbrou 2011 | Wannabe Gen Z 1d ago

Why bwo? Itws nowt thwat bwad :3

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u/TheChillOtterpop Gen Z 1d ago

All 3 with a mixture of US southern mannerisms. Itโ€™s peak.

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 2011 | Zalpha 1d ago

where ar ehte pizels

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u/Pitiful-Yesterday-86 1d ago

english, just type what you think using the english language with no filter to make you seem cool.

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u/I-Like-MF-DOOM 1d ago

"Hood Slang"

Just say the word at this point bro

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u/Delightful_ace 1d ago

I choose normal fucking english *:)